Raven and Waffles: Part I

By: BeautifulempathRaven:

A/N:

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own the Teen Titans :(

Beastboy coughed and turned red in the face; Raven had covered her mouth and was red in the face.

"I-I'm sorry. That's not what I meant…" Raven said.

She turned to leave the room, but Beastboy grabbed her arm blushed.

"No, it's okay, Raven. I was wondering, if…if you wanted to…go on a date with me…" Beastboy stuttered.

Raven looked at him and nodded her head. She calmly walked out of the room, but when she got in the hallway, the Titans heard a "YAHOO!" and something explode. Waffles meowed and frowned uncertainly. Raven picked up the golden cat and frowned.

"What's wrong? Are you okay?" Raven asked.

Waffles jumped out of Raven's arms and headed towards her room. Raven couldn't understand her, but Waffles meant something in that meow;

Stay away from Beastboy

Chapter 4

Raven teleported to her room, resisting the urge to squeal and jump about the room. However, her years of keeping her emotions in were kicking in, and Raven finally calmed down; it would be sad if she wrecked havoc in her own room. Raven then decided that it was best to go shopping for clothes, since she didn't own any of those kinds of clothes.

Waffles meowed and jumped up on Raven, rubbing her head against Raven's legs. Raven scratched her cat's head for a few minutes, reminiscing about when Starfire had first brought her the tiny creature.

"You really are special. Waffles, when I say this, I mean it," Raven said. "I will never give you up or throw you out. I actually have a familiar, and I don't ever want to lose you" Raven said, as tears threatened to spill out of her eyes.

The kitten climbed onto Raven's shoulder and purred. Raven let a tear or two slide down her cheek and kissed the tiny kitten.

Thus, the two spent the rest of the day together; Raven abandoning her plans and leaving the rest wondering where the two of them were for the rest of the day.

The Next Day

Raven found herself walking around in her cloak at three in the morning, getting a cup of tea. The quiet girl quietly observed Beastboy, who fell asleep on the couch at 5:00, and blushed.

"How did I, of all people manage to score a date with Beastboy?" Raven thought to herself.

She finished brewing her cup of tea and quietly levitated next to Beastboy, calmly sipping her tea. Beastboy slumbered almost under her, and he looked so cute while he did it. His tiny fang stuck out, and his green hair was a mess. Raven smiled one of her rare smiles and ran her fingers through his hair.

Beastboy sat up and screamed, "PLEASE DON'T EAT ME MR. HIPPO!"

Raven splashed her boiling cup of chamomile tea (since she apparently likes that instead of herbal tea now)

And splashed some on herself.

"AHHH! THE TEA! IT BURNS!" Raven screamed.

The alarm system that Cyborg set up blared loudly. Raven and Beastboy held on to each other as a large laser gun was pointed at them, along with a drill, a scalper, and several other tiny machines. Robin burst into the room, holding in staff out in front of him, and wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and red boxers. Cyborg had his cannon charged and was ready to fire. Starfire was wearing a small lavender nightgown, but she looked as if she were ready to kill.

Robin lowered his staff when he recognized that it was Raven and Beastboy that he was about to attack. Cyborg put his cannon away and Starfire's eyes returned to their original bright green color.

"What were you two doing out here, making that much noise?" Robin demanded.

Beastboy scratched his head and looked confused.

"I just forgot to go to my room the fall asleep. I felt somebody rubbing me, and playing with my hair…" Beastboy said as Raven's face flushed a bright red.

"I just came out here to get some tea, and I-I saw something in Beastboy's hair while I meditated over him. I mean, I needed to meditate over something-" Raven rambled.

Starfire flew in front of Raven and looked her in the eye, even though the poor girl's were barely open herself.

"Friend Raven, I am the "worn out". No one would like to hear you "exercise your mouth by walking at a rapid pace*" Starfire said.

And with that, Starfire slowly, VERY SLOWLY exited the room.

And everyone stared at her as she left the room.

"Man, she is so hot when she's being mean!" Robin said.

Everyone looked at him while Robin had that "Did I say that out loud?" look on his face.

Raven threw her cup of tea out the window.

"Screw this, I'm going to sleep" Raven muttered.

The Next Morning

Raven sat up and groggily rubbed her eyes. She had barley gotten any sleep last night. In fact, she didn't even go to sleep last night. Disregarding the fact that she and Beastboy set the room off alarm last night, Raven came back to her room and stared at the ceiling for 5 hours.

Raven groaned and rolled over to face her kitten, Waffles. Raven stroked the kitten's fur and kissed her gently on the nose.

"Today's the big day, Waffles. I have to go find a long, fashionable t-shirt-er, a dress" Raven said.

"NOO! You don't spend a lot of time with me, regardless of what you think!"

Raven screamed.

Waffles cocked her head to the side.

"What? Haven't you ever heard of a talking animal?" Waffles meowed.

"I-I only know of one, and that's Stan off of Dog with a Blog, a show on Disney Channel" Raven stated.

"Yeah, I know, you watch that crap all the time. Can't we watch some "Braxton Family Values"? Or "Jersey Shore"?" Waffles complained as she swatted Raven's nose.

Raven clutched her nose and sighed.

"Dear Azar, please tell me that I'm hallucinating from the lack of sleep last night" Raven whispered.

"HEY! We cats can hear really well! Don't think you can get away with whispering some junk about me!" Waffles hissed.

Raven sat up and rubbed her head. She massaged her temples and slammed her head on her dresser top. After getting an ice bag, Raven finally decided to go to the store for a dress.

"Hey, Raven" Waffles said. "You wanna put some clothes on?"

Raven walked out in her civilian clothes, which was an indigo hoodie that had a raven on it, and black, form-fitting, skinny jeans. On her feet were indigo converse and she was wearing a pair of Batman socks.

"Don't ask why I own a pair of these" Raven said before Cyborg could ask why.

Waffles strolled into the room behind Raven. Beastboy picked her up and rubbed her head. Waffles but his hand and hissed.

"I don't like you! Don't touch me!" Waffles growled.

The sound of Starfire hitting the ground with a thud echoed throughout the entire tower. Raven turned around and grabbed Waffles, slamming her hand over the cat's mouth. Robin's eye twitched and he pointed at the cat. His mouth was moving, but the words wouldn't come out. Cyborg was looking back and forth between the cat and Raven. Beastboy looked like he was going to pass out as well.

"Yeah, if you heard a scream this morning, it was me…Waffles decided to tell me that she could talk" Raven said.

"Really? I thought that was Robin trying to sing in the shower-ow!" Beastboy said as Robin slammed his staff against the boy's back.

"Serves you right" Waffles muttered.

A few minutes later, Raven and Starfire entered Jump City Mall.

"Eee! We have arrived at the Mall of Shopping, Friend Raven! I can not wait to help you find a dress for your date!" Starfire squealed as she clasped her hands together.

Raven rolled her eyes and groaned. She only had 7 hours to get her hair done, find a dress she actually liked, get a manicure, get a pedicure, figure out how to put on makeup, get the perfect shoes, find matching earrings, and make sure the other Titans took care of Waffles while she was out.

"Well, let's get this over with" Raven said as she grabbed Starfire's hand and dragged her into the mall.

Saying that Raven hated the mall was an understatement. Raven loathedthe mall. There were too many people there for one thing. Sensing 4 other people's emotions was nothing; but let's see you try to balance out a million other people's emotions at once! And not to mention that Starfire had the attention span of a two-year old!

Raven sighed and trudged into the mall with the ecstatic alien.

Five Hours Later

"I'm certain that Rave cracked and killed Starfire" Beastboy said casually.

Robin glared at Beastboy with a glare that could rival Raven's.

"YO, Grass Stain, why'd you have to say that? Short Stuff over here was finally relaxing! Thanks a lot, bro…"Cyborg muttered.

"Sorry, but Raven and Starfire have been gone for 5 hours! And even I know that Raven wouldn't stay that long!" Beastboy yelled.

As the said boy screamed about this, Raven and Starfire burst through the fron door of Titan's Tower, talking about something.

"I don't care about what you say, Starfire. I'm never going to Victoria's Secret ever again. I've never seen so many tiny bras and underwear!" Raven grumbled.

"But friend Raven, it was the only store that sold a size for your bigger-"Starfire started to say.

"Uh, did you have fun on your trip?" Cyborg asked nervously. All the guys had turned a deep shade of red.

Raven put a hand on her hips. "You guys are freaking out because Starfire and talking about bras? Grow up! What else is there to talk about?" Raven growled.

Robin cringed.

"P-please refrain from using the b word Raven!" Robin mumbled.

"EXCUSE ME! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FEED ME?! I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING SINCE RAVEN LEFT, AND ALL YOU GUYS DID WAS TALK ABOUT SOME ANIME SHOW!" Waffles hissed.

Raven glared at her friends and scooped Waffles into her arms.

"I'm sorry that you didn't get fed! I won't let those insignificant people take care of you anymore!" Raven cooed in a pitched voice. The sound of a light bulb shattering was heard in the distance. But it was ignored.

Waffles huffed and jumped out of Raven's hands and walked over to Starfire.

"What is that thing called, and why do you have to wear it?" Waffles mewed.

"Oh, it is called a brassiere, but Friend Raven said to call it a bra. I do not know why we females must wear one, but Raven said I must. She also said that it was because-"

"I saif you where one so when you jump nothing hurts, and so perverts like Beastboy don't grope you to death" Raven smirked and left the room.

"I'm going to go change, then we can go on our little 'outing' Beastboy" Raven said, and exited the room.

Beastboy blinked his eyes and smiled.

Waffles glared at him from across the room and slipped outside.

A dark figure approached the kitty and leaned down.

"Did you get any information?" The figure asked.

The cat's body transformed into a human's and she looked at the figure.

"The two lovebirds are going on a date. They haven't let me in on anything. Now go!" Waffles hissed.

The figure nodded. "But remember your deadline. You can't be here for long" The figure said as it climbed into a portal and disappeared.

Waffles watched it go and blinked slowly.

"Yes, Slade. The Titans, especially Beastboy, will have missed me".

A/N: SUSPENSE! This is what I call: that type of irony, and I'm in Honors English I should know this! Will someone tell me please? What type of irony is this? I'm too lazy to look this up!

Ciao!

BeautifulempathRaven