As Lick, Lincoln and Lola ran in the Zigerion spaceship, they came across the CPU compressor room, a place where Lick would scam the scammers. As Lick hack the doors, Lincoln was talking to Lola, catching up on what's going on, "after our rap, the simulation froze and that's when you found us running." Lincoln finished up the story. "so, if these 'Zigerions' are after Lisa-" "Lick!" Lick shouted, to remind Lola that she refers to be called by her nickname, "so if they are after Lick's science stuff, and tried to use you to tell them information, why did they take me?" "well shometimesh thoshe shtupid Zigerionsh abducted the wrong pershon or tend to abduct another lifeform. Why do you think thoshe conshpiraciesh of misshing cowsh occasionally shows up?" after Lick answer Lola question, she managed to hack the door and enter the CPU compressor room.
"Lincoln, Lola, grab ash many crystalsh ash you could," Lick said as she starts to grab some" Lola looked around the place saw the beauty of shining crystals, she stared at them speechless, only to think about what to do with the crystals, "oh my gosh, these would look so pretty with my dress" "theshe aren't for looksh Lola" Lick said, "theshe are compresshor crystalsh, thish ish what make the shimulatorsh working, now grab as many as you could."
Lola starts collecting some crystals, however Lick and Lincoln had already grabbed so many they had to hold them onto their shirts. "so, Lick, how did you managed to escape the first time with all of these crystals?" Lincoln asked.
Lick think back when she had to deal with the Zigerions, from the first time to the previous time, and if Lick would be honest in this situation, the solution would always be the same "well…"
*FLASHBACK*
"GET HER!" Princess Nebula shouted, but the Zigerion troopers only turned their faces away from the completely naked Lick who was carrying their compressor crystals, "ew! Put some clothes on!" one of the troopers said, feeling disgusted, "or what? You can't get me shuckas" she mocked as she went inside the escape pod and flew away.
*END FLASHBACK*
With so many crystals, the three Louds ran towards the escape pods. There they find two Zigerion guards, Lick hide around the corner, then threw one of the massive amount of crystals for distraction, and it worked both guards check to see what's going on, that's when Lick and her siblings made her move, they rushed towards the escape pod and deploy.
"wow, never thought it would be easy" Lincoln spoke up, as the three rode the escape pod back to earth, "totesh malotesh, we got out of that shpaceship and thoshe Zigerion idiotsh hasn't have a clue to defeat me"
After a ride back to earth, they arrived at their house backyard, once the pod opened, the three walked inside and down to the lab basement, "I like to thank you guysh for helping, and I'm shorry to have you in with this whole Zigerion abduction," Lick said, knowing that Lincoln and Lola wouldn't like the experience, especially Lola, "I'm just glad that whole thing is over."
Lick smiled as she goes towards her safe, where she input her pass-code, but it denied, "huh, I thought I put the passh-code right" she tried but the same results happened.
But suddenly everything turned blue as the entire house and lab was just a simulation.
"Lick, what's going on?" Lola said in terror, looking around the place, "I don't think the whole thing ish over jusht yet." As the simulation stopped, the Zigerion scammers came into the room laughing on how they've fooled Lick, "oh my gosh Lick, I can't believe it, I mean you are in a simulation inside a simulation" the Zigerion leader laughed, "well, if it ishn't, Princessh Nebula, at leasht I didn't gave you the formula" Lick said, but Nebula only just laughed more, "oh Lick, we already know about Concentrated Dark Matter for a long time, but now we know the password to your safe, all of your secrets will now be ours," "not until I get home and change the combination you idiotsh" "that's why you're never going home, get them" Nebula commanded her troopers.
Lick knew this would happen, and know what she has to do, she pulled down her own pants and showed her naked legs. The Zigerion troopers looked away but then pressed something on their head that activated a shield on their eyes, Nebula activated hers. "nice try Lick, but we've learned your old tricks, our censored glasses will make sure we won't see your female parts."
Lick sighed as she turned back to ran towards the back door while pulling up her pants, with Lincoln and Lola following her.
The three Louds are being chased by the Zigerion scammers, they entered the species model room, where they use actual lifeforms to generate the simulation, the three were on the lower platform, and there was another platform above, Lick thought an idea and found a switch that would turn off gravity within the room, she pulled the leaver just when the Zigerion troopers were up to them, they all float upwards, however one of the guards managed to grab Lincoln's foot, Lick notices this and go right towards the trooper to attack, while hovering, she kicked the Zigerion in the face, forcing him to let go of Lincoln, "thanks Lick" Lincoln said, "don't mention it." At this point they were at the higher platform, Lick then goes towards the gravity switch that was on that platform and turn it off, this left Lincoln and Lola onto the platform while the remaining Zigerion trooper falls down to their death.
But it wasn't over, they left the room to run towards several room as more Zigerions were catching up to them, they went from the simulation testing, the simulation modelling and for some strange reason a replica of the Earth's moon.
They were at the docking deck, where several spaceships were at, Lick found one big ship that has a Zigerion guarding it, Lick ran towards the Zigerion and pushed him away, letting her, Lincoln and Lola to enter the ship. "Lincoln, Lola main the cannonsh" Lick said as she starts up the engines flying the spaceship out of the docking deck, one of the Zigerions tried to close the airlock but failed as the ship manged to get though just in time.
The spaceship the three Louds were in was about to escape but then more spaceships piloted by Zigerions were catching up to them, they fire their weapons trying to destroy the ship, "I guessh they do have Concentrated Dark matter after all" Lick figured out that Nebula was telling the truth, then Lincoln spoke up, "you know how to make it too right?" "uh yeah, we need Plutonic Quarksh, Ceshium, and a bottle of water." Lincoln ran at the back of the spaceship, finding the ingredients Lick had told him, as Lick rode the spaceship away from the other ships, Lincoln came back with Plutonic Quarks, Cesium and a bottle of water. "I got it Lick" "that'sh fasht" Lick said, without thought that a ship would that those materials, "okay, two partsh Plutonic Quarksh, one part Ceshium and shake the bucket" with those instructions, Lincoln did what Lick told him to do, "okay now pull the entire bottle into the bucket sho we can get out of here" but Lincoln didn't do that, in fact Lincoln does nothing, "come on Lincoln."
Suddenly the entire place went blue and digitalizing itself, as it turns out they were yet again in another simulation, "what?" Lola looked around, unsure about what she saw, then saw Lincoln glitching and turning blue, as it turns out Lincoln was just part of the simulation, "oh you got to be kidding me" Lick moaned, as she wasn't aware about her brother being part of the simulation.
The Zigerions once again came into the simulation room laughing once again, "oh my gosh Lick, I can't believe you can be so stupid" Nebula mocked, "you were in a simulation, inside a simulation, inside another giant simulation, we didn't know how to make Concentrated Dark Matter, but we do now! We do now sucka!"
"you simulated my brother's genitalia? You son of a bi- "Lick tried to tackle Nebula but then stopped by the Zigerion guards, "yeah, Kevin had to work real hard on that project" one of the Zigerion laughed, "I thought you're not going to tell anybody" Kevin, the Zigerion with the glasses spoken out, feeling embarrassed, "okay, now we got the recipe, I don't think we have to worry about you, take them to their shuttle, oh but before you do that..." Princess Nebula went towards Lick and taken a selfie, "oh look at you, you're wondering if you are in another simulation" she laughed, "are you Lick? Are you? You're not" she walked away, but then come back, "or are you?"
The Zigerion allow Lick and Lola leave the spaceship, having them use an escape pod to return to earth, Lick and Lola sat thinking about what happened, "hay Lola, shorry for bringing you into thish, the Zigerionsh just wanted me, I hope you can forgive me" Lola turned to see Lick, as she was still cross, "oh I can forgive you, but at least I know that my sister, the smartest Loud in the family, was outmatched by aliens" "at least that'sh what you think" Lick smiled, confusing Lola, "what do you mean by that?"
Back at the Zigerion spaceship, they all had an after party for getting one of Lick's space fuel. Princess Nebula was filling up their bucket with the instructions Lick told the simulated Lincoln, "okay two parts Plutonic Quarts, one part Cesium, oh and before we make this I want to let you guys know that we have a great crew and I love you and your families, okay now for the final ingredient" Princess Nebula said as she filled the entire bucket with water.
The next thing that happened, the entire Zigerion ship exploded. Killing everyone inside.
As Lick start drinking from her soda flask, Lola looked at the back of the pod, wondering hearing the explosion behind her, "what happened back there?" "I don't know, why don't you ashk the shmartest people in the univershe? oh wait, yo-o-o-o-ou can't, tha-a-a-ay blew up" Lick then pressed a button on the escape pod and then music start playing and Lick just humming to the music.
And there you have it, the second part of Lick and Lincoln, one in which Lola had to go through Lick's adventures, it wouldn't be just Lincoln that goes, but at least one of the sibling might have to follow as well. I'll be doing stuff like this in later chapters.
I'll also be doing after credits, like this one:
Later it was the middle of the night, Lincoln was asleep in his bed, until Lick came in completely soda-drunk, "hay Lic-Lincoln, how are you d-o-o-o-o ing, are you- you alright?" "Lick, how much soda did you drink" Lincoln asked, noticing her tiredness and the way she's acting, "I don't kn- know, maybe ten, or sho, but who caresh" "you know you can't drink soda at night" "I- I kno-o-ow, but I just like to sha-a-a-ay that you are a good brother Lincoln, yo- you know that right?" "okay Lick, can you just-"
But before Lincoln finished, Lick jumped onto him pulling a knife close to his neck, "are you a shimulation, are you- you are fake shimulation!" Lick shouted, as Lincoln was frightened, "what are you talking about- ""are you a shimulation?" "no Lick, I'm not" with that Lick dropped the knife, "oh- oh okay, I just thought- I just thought, you're a great brother" Lick said before collapsing onto the floor, being completely passed out from the soda drinking, leaving Lincoln terrified.
"what just happened? Is this life now? What a life…"
Hope you enjoyed this fanfiction, see you in the next one.
