Yay. Today is the Day of Love -cue couple gift giving-

WARNING: This story is KrAzY


Zelda laid out a red blanket for the picnic right beneath a beautiful Oak tree. She set some wood down next to the blankets to be used to make a fire so that they could cook the fish. Vaati set down the basket Zelda had picked out. Inside were a bunch of delicious snacks like little cakes and pies and cookies and other pastries. It was quite strange for a picnic, but being strange himself, Vaati didn't mind. Zelda grabbed the fishing rods, handed one to Vaati, and sat at the edge of the pool. Vaati listened carefully, more like skeptically, when Zelda told him what to do.

They sat together making small talk while Link was sitting behind the giant Oak. It was wide enough to hide him. The skunk sat in his lap allowing Link to pet it. Link brought it to his face.

"You are such a sweetheart, Jennifer," Link whispered in a baby tone. "Oh, yes you are, yes you are! Who's a cute wittle skunk? You are!"

He heard one of the lines. He peeked around the tree to see Zelda struggling with the cast. She pulled and pulled. The fish fought against her pull. She screamed for Vaati. He quickly put his arms around her waist. Link smiled devilishly. Too easy, he thought. He made a scary face at the skunk and threw it close to Vaati. The skunk hissed in fear. Vaati looked down.

"Oh Dear Lords…" He whited out. The skunk screamed at him. The horrible, putrid, rotting carcass smelling liquid shot right out at Vaati. It was going for his arms, so he removed them from Zelda to avoid it. He picked the animal up carefully and threw it back towards the Oak. It went right for Link.

"No Jennifer! Don't!" Spccccchhhh!

Vaati sighed in relief for having dodged the liquid even though the smell remained. He even laughed lightly to himself. It was after his short laugh he remembered his mistake. He hesitantly looked at the pool where Zelda had just risen to the surface. Her blonde hair was covering her eyes and nose. She spit out a thin stream of pond water from her mouth.

"Thanks Vaati…" She said. The fish flopped onto her head, splashing and smacking her.

"You caught it," Vaati smiled nervously. Zelda growled at him.


"Please don't go!" Vaati held onto Zelda's ankle desperately. He didn't want Princess Zelda to leave with a bad impression of him. He was even kinda hoping for a little kiss at the end, but she had to have a good time for that to happen. Zelda harshly looked down at Vaati's puppy dog face. It was so adorable, how could she refuse? She mumbled to herself.

"Fine Vaati!" Zelda snapped. Vaati got up.

"Don't worry! I'll be more careful this time, I promise on my damned soul."

"Sure, whatever, how about we go mountain climbing? That's fun."

For who, Vaati thought. He smiled on the outside but on the inside he was screaming, "mommy." Link peeked his head from around the corner. Jennifer was perched on his head having forgiven him only after being able to spray him. She squeaked. Link smiled.

"Oh don't worry Jennifer, we'll get them. Death Mountain is the only mountain they can climb." He chuckled evilly.


Desperate Vaati is desperate XD