Chapter 4: Going down…
Pearl sighed and exclaimed "Finally! This felt like forever, like those instructions that daddy thought me for this job!"
Then she saw Octavious Rex, or how she prefer to call him Octavious EX.
Pearl said "What are you doing here?!"
Osctavious exhaled "I'm your client Pearl."
Pearls adrenaline skirocketet "No way, buddy. I may have to be whore at this job, but first and foremost I'm a bitch."
"What's the difference? Asked octavius
Pearl explained "A whore has sex with everyone. A bitch on the other hand has sex with everyone, but you!"
"That's it! You're gonna drop on your knees and let me play your teeth with my dong, like they're a Xylophone"
"Not even in fanfiction form"
"Wanna know which part of my muscular body cares about your oponion dear?" said oktivius smugly
Pearl immediately knew the answer "The one who should be nicknamed Speedy due to how quickly it gets tired?"
"Now I have had it" raged Ocatvious Ex, hitting the the nearby table with erotic candles with his fist. Sadly for him, he caused it to fall over, spilling hot boiling steamed wax all over his crotch and panties.
"Ouch" Ex cried seeing the skin peel off and felling down to ground like an overripe banana.
Pearl didn't hesitate. She stood up put her legs in a A-ladder position and releasing her love glue. The soothing gel wasn't aloe vera, but it's close enough.
"Thank you" said the client grapefully.
"Your whalecum" replied Pearl.
"Where did you learn to do that?" asked Spongy.
"My dactor told me that women should pee while standing after every session to prevent bladder infection."
Just as she said that, Rex touched her bush which was just as neglected as the never trimmed front lawns in Serbia.
"How dare you!... So you want me to hop on your pecker, ha? Take this!" and pearl did just that, jumping in the air, spread her legs flat and used the power of gravity to land of her ex. She intentionally missed his manpole and instead crushed his nuts like military boots who step on juicy beetle larvae. Rex wanted to get punished….. but not in that way!
"I'll complain to your manager for this!" cried Ex.
"That's my daddy you mororn. Now piss off and stop wasting my time." And ex did go, like a deafeated wolf with his tail between his legs, since that's all what's left down there.
SPongeboob was amazed at what he just whiteness. He learned that at this job you had to be prepared for everything and also be as versatile as Debbie Harry is vocally.
Pearl then proceeded too her clients waiting in the rooms. SPongebob could peek, it was allowed for personel. Spongebob was amazed at Pearls proficiency at keeping her balance while riding on the menstick. Hardly a surprise though, it's just one of the few abilities you get, if you're a pro at doing 50:50 and boneless of the rail.
He then remember. He had to go further down to do his job or mr crabby pimp will do anal genocide on him.
Spungbo went a floor deeper and entered DIckward. "Get lost you cretin" shouted dickward still feeling abhorrent over the violation that happens earlier to him. That such a thing happened by the mouth of a sponge and nothing tough is also an insult due to his proffesion. In his rage he quickly pulled a whip and snapped SPunkgos attire. He didn't need that anyway. Clothes were created by the textile industry to take away your money.
He then tried to turn off the lights on the sponge with a chocker, but that didn't help, sponges breathe through the entire body. The frustration of the cuddle fish got worse, so he grabbed the biggest and heaviest spanking paddle he possessed and hit on the Songboobs so hard that he broke through the floor and ended up one flor beneath.
Spongebob felt very ditsy due to skull concusion. But he noticed that something is very very wrong. "Where am I?" he questioned.
"You're in the toy box room" said a high pitched voice.
The whole room was one of sudden full of giggles, laughter and cackles. SPongebob still saw everything foggy, due to sticky eyelashes. He then felt arse-anal violation, which brought back long burried rezombiefied memories of his grandma's pegging seesions while she babysitter him.
Spongebob was partly snapping out and noticed that the room was full of sentient sex toys. Clock rings, vibrotors, flesh lights, geisha balls, doldos, plugs, as well several other strange objects spongebob has never seen before.
"Look who decided to come inside without consent." said the toys. "That's both rude and illegal!"
"It was an accident! I swear!" whimpered Spongebob, who sacredly hopes that this was just a delusion, but the cables that tied his limbs to the floor helt too real to be acid trip.
"That's what they all say. But the tables have now turned. Sick on im fellas!" said the huge vibrator.
And so the toys entered the many sponges holes. Thoy glided surprisingly easily through them. Sponegebob realized that his many holes mutated into partly fuctional vaginas. The long term chemical exposure finally showed side effects. If only SPongeboob listened to America's most trusted news outlet: INFO WARZ!
He then noticed that strange unbelievable things happened on his back. The toys were popping out the holes and hiding again, and huge smacks happened. The toys played Dildo sponge whack the mole!
This was the ultimate insult to SPongebob, nobody will misuse his body for such cheap fun! Sponebob psychedelic memory scars burst open. He always was punished by grandma when something he did was wrong. When sponebobs let the toilet seat open. What did he get? Free wet willys! when sponkbob eat the cotton candy behind the drywall, what did grandma do? Spank em cheeks'! When spungebo learned the important life lesson of that twisting your cats neck for more than 270 degrees makes it stop working … What did Granma Sponge do? Made him rub her nipples. It was always the same, till the one day he snapped…. And the current situation made him snap again.
He ripped the cables out of his wrists and pushed the toys from his bosoms. He went full rage, took off his stilettos and started smashing every appliance like body positive activist do with their arch nemesis SCALES. One thing is fur certain, no grass will ever sprout from the places where spongebob high heels stood, AFRIKA PAPRIKA! The denomination of the electronics caused toxic cancerogenous gasses which caused short braincircuit to those who exhaled then, casuing spongebob to trip like drug smugglers whose condoms break. When he was once again woke, he saw what he did. The vibertors and elektro devices were not alive, it was the nematodes who were carrying them and doing that sick shit. Now they were slapped silly forever and spongebob quickly ran to the flore beneth to finally get to where he should have gotten 3 pages earlier, had he followed his bosses order.
There he opened the door.
He imiditelly saw familiar faces. There was Sandy and Patrick, Miss Shell, Mermaid Man, Barnacle boi, king Neptune, but there were also a blonde haired lesbie named Donna.
"Finally you arrived" they said."We've been waiting here for a while now, so let the game of luck begin".
"What game?" asked spongebob.
"You don't know what your new job is? Puff Mama come out this instant and expel yurself!" said Donna.
The fat lady quickly came, dressed in a way to tight corset, a black old fashioned hat to the side and a whip in her hands. Her cleaveges were almost completely showed. Her black skirt was quite short and covered with violety purple laces. She had fish net as stocking and arm warmers, her hands covered with black leather gloves, and she also wore such foot attire that only creatures of the night use.
"What is it?" she moaned. Then she looks at the Sponge. "Oh come on, not only are you late, but ur also missing your working attire, apart from your footwhere. "Here take my spare uniform".
"Hey Puff Mama, your helper hear doesn't even know what he's supposed to be doing!" complained Donna.
"That's no problem. It's a job that every idiot could make, that's why boss picked SPongebob for it" asnwered
"Mr. Crabby Pimp really think I have the right qualificiations for this?" Blushed the spoge
"Of course you do, everyone who competed in the Special Olympics can do this" said Puff mama in a seemingly complimenting way. "Now come here, I'll tell u what you have to do here. The rest of you can enter in a few moments. The long wait might be beneficial, time is crucial at games of luck." After dat Puff closed the door and laughed manicailly.
"Ok. Now this is how it goes. I am the presenter, you are the helper. Got it?!"
"I sure do, Puffy mama".
"Now you see that giant circular thing with those pillory lookie things?"
Spongebob noodled.
"You see that harpoon gun looking thing with that metal dong sticking out behind each pillory?"
"Yup"
"Well, under each one of them is a number. You will stand there at the control panel. You click the big green button for starting the machine. Then click the number of one of the participants beneath it. After that click the orange bottom, to make the magic happen. When we'll get what we want, click the red bottom and after that we will rinse and repeat. Got it?!"
"Yes… but how is anyone of them going win? Asked spognebo naively.
"hahahahaha, win? Don't be stupid. The only winners here are you and me. That's the whole point of games like this. People who think they can win something here probably also believe that teleshopping isn't a scam. Now make sure you don't say anything about what we just talked. Okay?"
"It feels wrong, but its my job, so I'll be quiet" he replied
"Good boi… NOW MOVE IT OR I'M GOING TO BREAK OFF MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!"
Puff opened the door and invited in the candidates.
"So you guys want to win the jackpot, I hear!"
"We sure do, ma'am" said Sandy joyfully.
"Good! The rules are very simply. Just stick your head and arms in those things and wait till you can no longer move. Then the real game begins! If you don't give up till the end, you win!"
The group walked onto the giant circle platform and willingly locked themselves up. Puff Mama stood in the middle. One of a sudden the platform started slowly spinning.
"Let us play a little game of roulette. The stakes are the remaining fractions of your dignity!"
Sandy started yehlin "What is this bullshit? I ain't got time for this spearmint garbage. I came hir to get sum maney."
"This is part of the game. There are eight slots and there are 7 of you. Each round one of the anal punishers gets triggered and it doesn't stop till the unlucky bastard infront of it gives up and says their darkest secret. If the punisher of the empty slot charges, everyone remaining wins. If the last slot remaining is the empty slot, the house wins. Souds fair, doesn't it?" explained Puff Mama. "Let the anal roulette begin! Let's fuck you over fair and square!"
The first platform began rolling and then it stopped. The number which was slected was number se7en. The one that belonged to Miss Shell. The anal punisher imidately sprung and reformed the sweet cougar behind of the old dame.
"Holy dandruff in a chicken factory! My pelvis is getting a reformation! Stop it!" she yelled like a buffalo on the period.
"Tell us your darkest most embarrassed secret" said puff while pushing a voice recorder into the old mare's face.
"I.. I… I like to suck cocks covered in vegemite" said the wrinkeled hot piece of ass.
"Sweet jesus, people actually willingly put that shit on their mouths?" wondered puff.
"There's nothing like starting the morning with some yeast on your tongue" said Donna, remembering her previous romances.
"Anyway, we'll keep this secret at the company, as long as you pay your monthly fee. Now get lost!" told Puff. Miss Shell walked off like the goats do in the middle east.
The next round started imidately. Will one of the remaining 6 get effed over or will they share the jackpot? The platform stopped and number tree was selected. The massive metal song raptured through mermaid men's thongs, getting logged deep inside, soaking his kidney in gallbladder liquid gass. "Holy shit, I haven't been in such pain every since that man ray bowling accident. Barnacle boi, pull this shit again out!"
"I can't move you old fart and taking part here was your idea! If you didn't throw your entire wallet at that stripper, we wuldn't bee hear. "
"Spit on it! My ass is on fire!" yelled the old man.
"I'm no Houdini, and spitting on it is like fighting pneumonia with a cup of tea, AIn't gonna do shit!" said the sexually flustered slide kick.
"Just give up, Mermaid man. This boy won't stop, until you quit and spill the blackmail material!" laughed Puff maniacally.
"Fine, fine, I quit!... I love it when people pull tapeworms out of my ass, now stop hurting my babies!" yelled the defeated super hero and the ass combustion stopped.
"Geezus, to think that people put their safety into your hands… Anyway, next round. Who next will get fucked over FAIR and SQUARE?!"
This time it was number one's turn, where no otter but King Neptune was present. The metal dong quickly ripped through his anal virginity dividing it like the Suez Canal.
"Urg!"muttered the god and quickly cast his magical godly power on the device. However, due to not being able to concentrate due to having a hard on due to horny water due to drug lords dumping waste above due to wanting to escape prison due to police being dicks due to people wanting to have good time due to nature having a good time due to gods creating nature this way due to having a sick sense of humor…. He ended up causing the device too exceliarate and going overdrives, literary tearing his asshole a new one, but his rectum was still intact for the most part and that's what matters the most. The pain however was two much, so Neptune spille owt "I like dressing up in Hello Kitty during intercourse"…
"Haha, now that would be quite the royal scandal if it becomes public. I hope you understand that it will take a lot every month for this secret remaning a secret".
The next round started and number 5 got scamed. It was Donna. She was tough, but not butch enough. The anal panic quickly put her to rest. She revealed her secret "I like covering pussies with mayonnaise and watch them lick themselves clean…" Everyone looked at her perplexed. "What? They like it, otherwise they wouldn't purr!"
Puff Mama said "You need help. Anway next turn!"
This time it was number for's turn and the punisher launched into the furry Texan buttshecks. "Holly hillbilly on a rattlesnake. UGH. Ugh. I'm not that easy Puff. I'm from the South, daddy already gave me worse punishments!"
"This is only the warm up phase silly. Spongebob turn up the level, looks like this cookie is slightly tougher". The rules were followed and the device started smashing sandis insides together like chewing gum. "argh"she moaned. She tried to use anal karate moves, but those didn't help. She finally threw the towel and confesed the long kept secret "I used to work under the name Holden Madik in Texas. I had to quit the job once my entire family got syphilis because of mine nighttime activities."
"finally! Two more to go. Haha! Let's fuck you over fair and square!".
Shortly after that number 6 was chosen, the number of the ol fuck boi.
The moment he get penetrated he bit so hard on his teeth that he smashed them.
"Are you okay?" asked Marmarim Man
"I feel wonderful. I always wanted to have a smile as pretty as that of the Duchess of Cornwall" said boi sarcastically.
"It does go well together with that Prince Charles like nose of yours" complimented Mermaid man.
As the dong went deeper it pushed on boi's bladder, causing his diaper to get wet.
"Ugh, why did you convince me to do this? Fuck this! Marmaid man has a Man Ray blow up doll!"
"How could you?!" asked mermaid men.
Puff looked surprising "Wow. Now that's way funnier than the first secret he said. I guess I can make an exception for you then, but you still lost Boi! Ok, now time to screw over the last one who remains!"
Patrick was despite all that happened cool as a cucumber. He smoked lots of weed and took morphine before he took part. He knew that he'd be busted if people noticed them dilated pupils, so he also took heroin to counter the effect.
Boi shouted »You're going to lose the last round Puff«
Puff smirked «as if I could lose. Haha«
Sandy carefruitly listed to this. She knew something wasn't right from this. Corruption and pussies are the same, one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. Sandy was determinated, even more determined than a horse fly, as detergentated as a TMZ reporter to uncover the truth. "I know a cheetah when I see one! That's part of mine southern intuition. " conducted Sandy Buttcheeks. "My soon to be wifebeater is prepared for this, I made sure!"
"Let's fuck you over fair and square!" shouted Puff for the rast round
And the roulade begans. The discarges started to spin, it was either a blank shot or Patrick's poohoo.
And to no ones surprise the punisher stopped directly before Patrick. It erupted, penetrating Patricks shorts and tampons, but it stopped right there. Patrick had literal iron buns, from doing various butt exorcisms and the anal destructor was no match for them. It crumbeled like Paris Hilton's singing career.
»Wh- What?« gassed Puff while half fainting at shock.
»Fair and square you said? Then how about this? Your torture device is broken and Patrick didn't give up. I guess you and your sponge buddy got fucked over fair and square. Now give us this place, like u promised, you two faced cheater!" shouted Donna, while everyone took off the platinum dongs and cornered puff and spongebob.
"You can't prove anything!" cried puff.
"Oh yeah, then what's this instruction written on the spongebobs control panel, where it says in poorly written English that he should "sellect who get there anal deconstructions". Sounds like evidence to me!" said Donna. Sandy followed up "Your fake news Puff!" hissing like a sexually frustrated diamondback.
Puff started to sweat like never washed feet in plastic bags. "Spongebob, you idiot!" she screamed.
"When were done with you, the days of blowing and sucking will be forever gone. You'll be as flat as a flounder!" said everyone, apart from Sandy and Patrick Pornstache who took care of their invertebrate friend. "Why you two timing good for nutting kooter hole filled fruityfly chicken likin' waterboardin' smugglin' blue lipstick wearin' backstabin' closet Yankee doo doo head! How dare you do this to us, the only two people who don't treat you like the mentally challenged buttfuck you are" said sandy in a concerned voice.
"I'm sorry! My job forced me to this. "
Patrick condoled Spongebob "Don't worry, I would have done the same. I'm actually jealous. Having a job that sucks is way better than getting blowjobs from a prostitute with buckteeth!"
"So you forgive me?" asked sponge
"Sure we do, but before we'll make sure we're even" said Sandy and Patric with a grin. They forced Spongebob to penetrate Patrick's most disgusting hole. It was hairy, it was crusty, it was slimy, it was fuzzy and worse than radioactive waste and Spongeboobs entire tongue was in it, forced to scratch all the cancerous fleadirt out. Patrick has never cleaned his belly button before.
One of a sudden the electricity went off and the whole building became black. "Come upstairs, come upstairs" was heard, and everyone rushed up, except for Patric who couldn't hear, because it was too dark.
