I swear, I have no idea how my one little parody turned into a broadway musical, but somehow I find myself with a story set to music. Oh well.

"Friend Don't Do Like That" by The Rasmus was hard to work with, but that's the song of the day. Sometime between "Fire on the Mountain" and "Countdown to Extinction", Starscream and Skyfire encounter each other by accident. Starscream wastes no time in getting angry about the other's perceived betrayal again, but Skyfire has news for him about who turned on who. Enjoy.


From the start our friendship was in danger
You are not the mech that I knew
Though I try, all I see is a stranger
I don't know what has happened to you

Ever since the day you turned
And let your anger out on me
I have come to wonder
How our situation changed so quickly
Everything you ever leave behind
Will hit you back and you'll see
That you stabbed me in my back
Friends don't do like that!

Don't you see that you are the problem
Did you forget which one of us changed?
I know you had to carry on somehow
But I don't know what to make of you now

Ever since the day you turned
And let your anger out on me
I have come to wonder
How our situation changed so quickly
Everything you ever leave behind
Will hit you back and you'll see
That you stabbed me in my back
Friends don't do like that!

(Musical interlude)

Ever since the day you turned
And let your anger out on me
I have come to wonder
How our situation changed so quickly
Everything you ever leave behind
Will hit you back and you'll see
That you stabbed me in my back
Friends don't do like that!