UGH ! YOU GUYS , IM SOO SORRY , I'VE BEEN SUCH A CRAPPY PERSON ! I HAVN'T WRITTEN IN LIKE… 5 YEARS ! JK JK , BUT SERIOUSLY , IM REALLY SOORYY . I'LL MAKE IT UP … Enjoy :D ..
Previously..
Fifteen minuets later, Claire was banging on Michael's door, dressed and ready to go. It was Claire's duty to wake up Eve every morning since Claire accidentally dyed Eve's black- skull thong into a pink- skull one. After another minute of knocking and Claire got impatient. Sighing heavily she let herself in. And screamed.
"Oh god! You guys- Im sorry! Please- uh- go on!" Claire backed out the room quickly, and ran down the hall and down the stairs. A quick recap ran through her mind: naked Eve straddling a naked Michael. Oh. Oh god. Why me?, Claire thought to herself.
"Hey! Claire Im sorry! Forgot to tell you its my day off!" She heard Eve call from upstairs.
"No pro-" Claire didn't even get a chance to finish before Eve slammed Michael's door, no doubt hurrying to finish what they started.
Claire ran into the kitchen to snag some of the bacon she made before she ran off to classes. A.K.A hell, really.
NOW -
Claire's walk to school was quick and so were the classes. Monica surprisingly didn't arrive at school and Claire found out why later.
"I, like , heard the mayor took Monica out of the state to get some surgery done. I think she's upgrading." Claire heard Penny Winters whisper to Eli Roger during study hall . Upgrading?
"To what size?" The boy whispered back. Oh. Well Im stupid, Claire thought.
The whole day was boring though, until after school. Her phone started to ring in her pocket and quickly pulling it out.
"Hullo?" Claire answered chewing off a snickers she'd purchased earlier in the day.
"Claire, baby! How are you?" Her mother's voice shocked the hell out of her. She didn't expect her mom to call her after the fight they'd had the other day about Shane. Her mom was being ridiculous, and siad Claire shouldn't be buying Shane a Christmas gift. It was disgustingly rude.
"Uh.. Hi mom, Im good." Claire swallowed the last bite of her snickers. "What are you guys up to?"
"Oh, nothing really…" Claire sat at an empty table outside a new café, deciding it was easier to sit and talk. For ten minutes her mom talked on and on about a new detergent, then Claire's grades(which were fine!)and then… Shane. "Okay, Claire." Her mother sighed. Claire's eye widened and she straightened up in her chair.
"Yes?"
"If you promise me Shane is getting you one too, I'll give you half the money of the cost of that.. What? Station play? I don't know, but-"
"Thank you, mom! That means a lot. And I know Shane'll get me something. Mom- I- I don't think you and dad understand, me and Shane love eachother. Like you and dad. You know we already… well… you know, and we live together. I just- I want you to know he'd never hurt me." Claire told her silent mom. "On purpose, I mean." She added with a laugh.
"Mmm-hmm. Oh, Claire, baby, I think I'm beginning to see that.. Its just.. You - you're my little girl. Its definitely hard but… I swear, I'll get over it." Claire grinned and could feel her mother grinning too. "So, I put the money in your bank account already and yesterday I mailed a card with some something something in there for you."
Claire thanked her mother again and hung up before looking at the time. Four thirty. Gotta hurry. Claire speed walked over to Crafts and Things a block over. When she entered the store, her friend from Advanced Trig 3 Arthur stood at the counter. "Oh, hiya Claire! What brings you here on this fine day?"
Claire laughed politely. "Hi to you too, Arthur. Well, I wanted to get my boyfriend something for Christmas…"
Claire and Arthur talked about it for a bit and soon Arthur took a box out from under the counter. It was filled with shapes and sizes of dog tags. Claire picked out a black rectangle that would have the sliver engraved names, "Shane && Claire 4 Evahh !" and it would be put on a chain for her.
The engraving, Arthur siad, should be done by tommarow at eleven and Claire cold come get it anytime she wanted. It was good because today was the last day of school, well, today was the first day of Christmas break for the next week and a half. Claire then saw it was five and ran full arse out of the store with a hasty goodbye to her friend and to the Chico's Chicken house. It was her turn to pick up dinner.
On the way there though…
Two human boys stopped her. One was short with black, greasy hair and the other was very tall with also black hair, but fairly clean and to his shoulders. "Hey babe. How is you?" The short one siad. He got in her face. Claire's blood bubbled. Freaks. Without a thought she decked him. A little strange for her, but she had to get going before … they ((VAMPIRES))came out for dinner. Anyways, Claire ran, as hard and fast as she could to the chicken joint. She could hear the boys running after her, but just in the nick of time she made it to the food spot.
It took Claire twenty minutes to get a hundred half spicy and half BBQ wings to go. And then the drinks too. It was a good thing it was only a five minute walk to the Glass house from here. Then an extra two minutes to clean up her semi- bruised and bloodied hand.
Carrying the food and drinks Claire took a deep breath and walked outside and swept the area. The boys were gone, but then again, the sun was fading. Time to go. Now.
Claire speed walked yet again today to the Glass house where sweetly, Shane sat waiting on the steps for her. Claire jogged up to him with a grin.
"Well, hello miss I can be late and worry my boyfriend," Shane took the chicken from her and put it on the steps and then wrapped his arms around her. Claire laughed.
"Hey, mister I want chicken for dinner Claire!" Shane laughed and shook his head before leaning in and giving Claire a rather… sensual kiss. When they broke apart Claire was breathing heavy.
Shane picked up the food and led her to the door. "What happened to your hand?" He asked as he opened the door. Oh, he noticed.
"Some boys." Claire replied. Shane froze and she hurried on. "They didn't do anything, just got in my face and I had to get going so I just hauled off and … slugged em'."
Shane seemed to like that answer and nodded before turning and grinning a mad one and saying lightly, "Aww. Reacting without thinking? Becoming more like me everyday, baby." Claire chuckled and separated from Shane. He went to the kitchen, she went to her bedroom to change into comfortable shorts and a T-shirt, pull her hair up and rubbing some Eos chap-stick on. On her way downstairs, Claire told Eve it was dinner time.
Laterrr
After dinner, six rounds of Kill Zombie, and one more cup of Sprite, Claire and Shane made it upstairs, and somehow- you should know how- they got to that same position Michael and Eve were in that morning.
As Claire peppered kissed down Shane's stomach to his boxers, Shane groaned. Peeling down his shorts Claire gasped. And then giggled. "Shane!" Laughing so hard, Claire used her finger to take the fold piece of paper between Shane's growing… er, erection and … balls. Shane looked at Claire expectantly. She went to go unfold the paper, but her man stopped her.
"Claire! I know you see my hard- on, so do you really think now is the time for reading!" Shane and Claire laughed before she… well took that special seat on top and began riding. There was that special oil leak and after they lay panting next to eachother. Laughing lightly, Claire grabbed the note from the bedside table.
Kill Zombie: Bikini Babes.
And so they fell asleep laughing.
