I am soooooo Sorry! That I didn't update for sooo mucho long! Well you see I had finals so I had to study my arse off. Though I will never understand biology, it makes no sense what so ever. Then it's Christmas break! Hell yea! Then I became super lazy to do anything then so I didn't write. Then school is almost starting again so I finally decided to continue, so here I am! Ahhh~ I don't want to go back to school!~ I would rather commit suicide…..or not! I might as well run away. Hehe. So here is the next chapter to those who were so nice to read my story! And hopefully you will review at the end…..

Disclaimer: Still trying to claim Naruto, so far not succeeding. So I don't own Naruto or the characters.

Warning: I mentioned it before, Hidan, and stuff.

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Deidara was riding around the Leaf village after dropping Naruto off at school and visiting his mother's resting place on his (finally free) bike. He speeded past the road earning some curses from the people behind him screaming how they could have died. Of course Deidara wouldn't actually run over someone….. maybe….if it's Hidan he wouldn't hesitate to.

Deidara enjoyed the feeling of the wind whipping against his face without his helmet on (don't do this at home, helmets are important). While enjoying the breeze he remembered when he had first gotten caught by his mother for not wearing his safety gear.

It's been seven years since her death.

He had barely started riding bikes and he decided to ditch all the safety gears claiming that they were bothersome. He got a good beating and a five hour lecture on how important they were after that. And more lectures on different ways possible for a person to die without a helmet.

Being lost in thought Deidara didn't notice the group in front of him and kept on going.

"Hey blondi-!"

CRASH! Screeetch!

Oops.

Now Hidan was lying on the road in a bloody mess, unconscious. Well, it was a good thing that it was Hidan than someone else that's mortal.

"Hidan! Look what you did! Yea! You stained my finally free Karura (his bike)! Now I have to clean her yea!"

Hidan was still unconscious.

"Deidara Senpaaaai! Tobi missed you today! Why did senpai skip school? Tobi missed you soooo much!" Tobi shouted while glomping his "sempai" to the ground.

"Get. Off! Me! Yea! I won't hesitate to blast you to another village mm!"

"Tobi is so sorry senpai! He won't do it again!" he screamed running to hide behind his cousin, Itachi.

"But really, where were you?" the said cousin asked.

"Monthly visit yea." Deidara replied while dusting himself.

"Oh." The Akatsuki knew of Deidara's 'Monthly visit'. Since he did skip school, at least once a month to see his mother.

"What the mother fuxxing hell was that for blondie! Now you fuxxing ruined my clothes!" Hidan shouted right after regaining his conscious.

"And you ruined my Karura's wheels! Yea!" Deidara shouted back.

"Who gives a shxx about your fccking bi-"

"I fuxxing do! Yea!"

"Shut up blondie! Let me at least fuxxing finish a fxxking sentence! Asxhole! I'm seriously gonna sacrifice you to Jas-"

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Pein ordered. "You two idiots make me lose my patience!"

"(Fuxxing) sorry (yea)."

"Wait a second. Yea. Why are you guys here? School didn't end yet yea? And where is Sasori no Danna and Kisame? Yea."

"We fuxxing ditched that hell hole!"

"Since it's the second day of school the teachers would be giving super long boring speeches all day." Itachi replied.

"So we decided to hang out today." Konan added.

"And Sasori san and Kisame san left to the convenience store to get us some lunch! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said while running in circle flailing his arm around the air.

"They lost in RockPaperScissors." Pein added lastly.

"Okay? Mm." Deidara's stomach growled.

"I think I'm gonna join you for lunch yea."

"Hn."

"Shut up weasel."

"Hn."

"If there isn't enough food I'll just steal yours, yea."

"Hn."

"I'll kill you before you kill me, yea."

"Hn."

"If you stop your "hn"s then I'll stop my "yea"s yea."

And so their conversation continued till Pein had to stop them again by bashing their heads against each other. After spending time with Itachi for years the Akatsuki had finally been able to understand the meanings of Itachi's "hn"s.

Time Skip!~~~~

After Sasori and Kisame came back with the food they left to the park and ate there. Then they talked for a while and departed.

Deidara and Itachi left to pick up their siblings.

Konan and Pein left to have some private time together.

Kisame had to leave for his part time job, so he can buy a new bike for himself.

Sasori, to buy more art supplies.

Hidan left somewhere in the woods to possibly practice his religious rituals on some unfortunate animals that cross his path.

And Tobi…. Well no one actually knows what he does in his life…

Itachi POV

Deidara was walking a couple of feet away from me while pulling his bike next to him. Declaring that he would feel disgraced walking next to a anti-artist. Not that I hate art but he is annoying about his art.

We walked quietly to the Leaf Academy.

(End of super short POV)

"NIIIIIISSAAAANNN!" two young blond and raven haired kids ran up to greet their older brothers.

"Aniki aniki! Guess what! Guess what! I'm going to be a Hokage when I grow up! Tebayo!" a hyper active Naruto shouted while clinging to one of his brother's arms.

"And I'm going to become the head chief and the strongest Uchiha in the world! No enemies would be able to attack Konoha because of me!" the mini Uchiha stated proudly.

"Yea. Yea. Sure. Yea."

"I'm serious! Believe it!" Naruto shouted.

"Ne ne! Itachi nii san, can I go over to Naruto's today? We were going to train together today to reach our goal!" the raven asked.

"What! Then that means I would have to babysit two toddlers! Yea! No way! Mm!"

"We are not toddlers!" the "toddlers" screamed.

"Pleaaaaaaaseeeeee Aniki? Pretty please?" They begged, their eyes were going wide with tears glistening. A pout replacing the previous angry expressions.

I can't resist! The… cute…adorable…. Faces! Itachi thought

"Hn."

",,,?"

"I mean ok, fine. Bye Deidara." I leave it all to you. "Hurt my brother and you'll be walking around with a black eye for a month." Itachi threatened while walking away.

"What! No way! Yea! I never agreed to this! Mm!"

At this the two youngsters both faced the bomber with a pout and with wide glistening eyes.

"Nng!...Must….Resist…Adorable….Faces…yea…" And if possible their eyes got wider.

"GAAH! Ok! Fine, yea! But don't blame me if you get hurt! Yea!"

"YAY!"

4 hours later….

Deidara was carrying both of them, Naruto on his back and Sasuke in his arms. They had asked/begged him to help them train and managed to get hurt. Naruto had a bruise on his knee and Sasuke twisted his ankle.

"*sigh I can't believe I have to take care of you little ."

"We're sorry Aniki, tbayo."

"Ehehehe. Sorry Deidara nii san," Sasuke said.

So the trio left towards their house.

Deidara POV

Crap. Now I have to cook dinner when I get home right away and then I have to tend to these bastard's injuries. Sigh. How bothersome….yea….

(End of another super short POV!)

DOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE! With the fourth chapter! Yeay! Deidara is stuck with the toddlers!

Deidara: I hate you yea

Me: no you don't or should I add some extra scenes in the next chapter with you and Itachi?

Deidara: Have I ever told you how amazing you are?yea!

Naruto: I came out and I shall become Hokage! Believe it!

Me: Shut up Naruto

Naruto: ok…

Anyways Im done with chapter four! And pleaaaase review! I want reviews if you don't review that would make me very mucho upset! And I would have to hunt you down and tie you to a computer till you review this chaptie. Thanks!

Deidara: Please review yea.

Sasori: I barely came out in this chapter review please

Pein: if you review I shall spare you when I rule the world

Konan: review and I won't give you a papercut

Kakuzu:….

Hidan: REVIEW FOR JASHIN SAMA!AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Kakuzu smacks him on the head

Kisame: Same here Sasori, please review

Itachi: Hn

Zetsu: I WILL EAT YOU! I mean review so I can come out some time…hopefully..