Hi guys! You guys are all ridiculously awesome. Just in case you wondered. But you know what would make you even more awesome? I can tell you! Just click the little review button and fill out my list with random words! The more ridiculous and nonsensical, the better! Plus then you might get your list posted! I love all you people who already review! I only got six reviews this time, and TheHorribleAlchemist, you didn't finish yours . . . I am sad because your list made a really funny one up to the point you filled out . . . I STILL LOVE YOU! (In a non-creepy way of course.) Well I still don't own anything (did you see the disclaimer? I swear, it was just there), but I will try to keep updating! Here is the next story! (And all you reviewers, I LOVE YOUR CHARACTER CHOICES!)
Lovely Lady Lunatic is first! Kudos to you! And mythical creatures are a YES-YES!
Envy was headbanging down the street because he was very sullen. Envy then saw a dragon and stopped to pick it up. "Well aren't you just the spunkiest thing since pie!" he burped. "I should take you to Greed because he loves dragons!" Envy ran off to show Greed the dragon, but accidentally mooed on a pickle. He chomped the dragon and it fried away. "Oh no!" Envy roared. "Please come back!" But the dragon never returned, so Envy went home joyous with nothing to show Greed.
Storm Uchiha, seriously, you need to teach me your telepathy technique. It is scaring me. You missed an adjective, so I asked my dad to think of one and he came up with fluffy. Here you go! :D
Edward Elric was skipping down the street because he was very sad. Ed then saw a cat and stopped to pick it up. "Well aren't you just the fluffiest thing since endurance!" he cried. "I should take you to Shou Tucker because he loves cats!" Ed ran off to show Tucker the cat, but accidentally tripped on a sparkly. He exploded the cat and it smacked away. "Oh no!" Ed yelped. "Please come back!" But the cat never returned, so Ed went home angry with nothing to show Tucker.
xXSweetestXAngelXNightmareXx! I liked the AK-47. That made my day.
Havoc was dying down the street because he was very apathetic. Havoc then saw a kitten and stopped to pick it up. "Well aren't you just the flattest thing since playing cards!" he shouted. "I should take you to Breda because he loves kittens!" Havoc ran off to show Breda the kitten, but accidentally drew on an AK-47. He blinked the kitten and it tapped away. "Oh no!" Havoc sang. "Please come back!" But the kitten never returned, so Havoc went home cheerful with nothing to show Breda.
Goldfish! Your lists always make me burst out laughing! I love your randomness!
Sloth was gargling down the street because he was very exasperated. Sloth then saw a nematode and stopped to pick it up. "Well aren't you just the most molten thing since handbags!" he stammered. "I should take you to Winry because she loves nematodes!" Sloth ran off to show Winry the nematode, but accidentally exploded on a frozen yogurt. He grappled with the nematode and it dissolved away. "Oh no!" Sloth giggled. "Please come back!" But the nematode never returned, so Sloth went home suspicious with nothing to show Winry.
cheshirecatandwolfie, this one is your creation! And it is fabulous!
Gluttony was ranting down the street because he was very irritated. Gluttony then saw a tiger and stopped to pick it up. "Well aren't you just the roundest thing since cupcakes!" he whispered. "I should take you to Hawkeye because she loves tigers!" Gluttony ran off to show Hawkeye the tiger, but accidentally raved on a glow stick. He sprinted the tiger and it roundhouse kicked away. "Oh no!" Gluttony sang. "Please come back!" But the tiger never returned, so Gluttony went home angry with nothing to show Hawkeye.
Did you like them? If yes, then please review and yours will probably end up here too! If no, then review anyways and give me some flames! I am kinda cold today. If you are apathetic, review out of boredom and maybe I can make you smile next chapter! Do you see the common theme here? Anyhoo, here is your next list! The next one is really fun, so please give me some awesome words!
1. Kind of person (like a profession, or a title.)
2. Person 1
3. Adjective
4. Verb (hmm . . . transitive, I think, Goldfish.)
5. Verb (intransitive)
6. Verb (intransitive)
7. Amount of time (like day, hour, etc. You can be specific if you want. ;) )
8. Adjective
9. Adjective
10. Animal
11. Verb (intransitive)
12. Place or Area (It can be a specific city/place or more general, like "the woods." I know this one might be difficult to understand. That is the best description I can think of.)
13. Verb (intransitive)
14. Person 2
15. Adjective
16. Animal
17. Emotion
Long list this time. With lots of adjectives and verbs. By the way, don't get caught up on transitive and intransitive if you don't really get it. Just give me verbs and I can fit them in! I'll try to update soon! See ya! :D
