Thank you so much to all those who reviewed last chapter! It means a lot! You have no idea. This chapter is dedicated to Kisa Kisa Yum Yum's goldfish that recently died (R.I.P.)... Woohoo I updated! Three weeks isn't that long, right? Are you guys happy now? So review if you want sooner updates haha. As for my other Naruto stories- I think I'm going to put them on hold for now. Nothing has inspired me to continue writing them- so yeah.
Also I didn't write the Friends Online thing...cause it would be hard for me to write the story smoothly. And just a warning to all you Disney haters...this is what this chapter is based on so if you hate Disney, you don't have to read this chapter. But I love Disney (very much). So please enjoy the chapter!
Disclaimer: Naruto will always and forever belong to Kishimoto.
Chapter 4: A Fairytale
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I think it's best to say that it's better to imagine fairytales than to actually live one...
Bulletin Space:
From: HarunoSakura
Date: May 15, 2009- 6:59 p.m.
Bulletin: Princesses are kick ass. Damn it.
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"All dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." -Walt Disney.
I've always wanted a fairytale. With a storyline that has a damn good beginning, a damn good middle, and a hell of an ending. And cheesy as it may seem but I've always wanted a happily ever after. I swear...Disney can influence your life so much- if you let it. Rewatching the Disney Princess movies until you can mimic the lines and I've actually started singing the songs from Pocahontas without even noticing- yeah...Disney...
Have you ever felt like living in Disneyland? Being a princess. Living in Cinderella's castle and all that crap. So when you wake up that freakin' mouse will be in your face saying, "Well, Good Morning Sunshine!"
Yeah...Picture the dream life.
But what bothers me the most is that stupid knight in shining armor! Who needs to be saved? I think the whole concept of the idea is- yuck... Besides- no one ever remembers the knight except that he marries the princess. How do they fall in love so quickly anyway? I, for one, am not a fan of love at first sight...
What if the freakin' princess didn't want to be saved?! But I guess not all the princess stories are like that...like MULAN! (HELL YEAH!) She's awesome and kicks ass! If I wanted a fairytale, I want one that's close to Mulan. Even though she's not technically a princess- but whatever...
If I was a princess, everyday Mickey Mouse would be my servant, I would live in castle not a mansion, and I don't need a stupid prince charming/ knight to save my ass.
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Hyuuga-Prodigy
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:06 p.m.
Well, Princess, sounds like something Barbie would want...
Name: Nara Ino
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:07 p.m.
I knew you had a desire to ruin your life in a cold, lonely castle by yourself except for Mickey Mouse. But seriously, my dear good friend, you need a freakin' knight/ prince to save your ass so you can have little cute royal babies.
I mean! You can't possibly do it with the mouse! That would be wrong and think about the innocent little kids passing by the castle everyday and hearing you guys!
Yuck- their poor innocent minds would be terrified about what's happening to Mickey Mouse when they keep hearing the constant screams! Oh! And imagine the parents' faces...
Name: I-AM-RAMEN
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:07 p.m.
Oh! One time I took a picture with Mickey Mouse!
But now I have a restraining order because while I was taking a picture with him, I saw him holding one of my instant ramen packs and I thought he was stealing it- so...I...attacked him!
But he wasn't stealing it- just returning it to me because it fell out of my bag...
Anyway...a princess, huh? Never thought you would want to be one... Especially since you don't act like one...
Name: KunaixTenTen
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:08 p.m.
A Princess?! Yeah. We shouldn't be friends anymore. And the fact that you totally shunned out the prince/knight gives me a feeling that you may be bisexual.
Name: YOUTHFUL(LEE)
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:09 p.m.
I'LL BE YOUR PRINCE!
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:11 p.m.
Hn.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:13 p.m.
Your response to my decision was the best- I have to admit.
And the only one worth responding to.
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:15 p.m.
What decision? All you said was you wanted a fairytale.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:17 p.m.
Yeah. My decision is that I want a fairytale. I want to live in Cinderella's castle. I wanna be pampered and have Mickey Mouse do my laundry. Hold on to the saving my ass part. And make it happen, pretty boy.
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 15, 2009- 7:19 p.m.
Hn. Don't get your hopes up.
May 16, 2009- 12:00 p.m.
"Yeah...this feels good."
The hot springs was definitely the right place to be at the moment. It was a place for peace, calmness, and most importantly (to Sakura)- being pampered. As the hot steam rised into the air, the girls sighed in relief.
The girls decided that they needed a break from their school work (and everything) to relax at the hot springs. And there was nothing better than to relax at the hot springs.
Sakura decided that she was going to open her big mouth to end the silence.
"I still want one..."
"What? Your stupid fantasties of being a princess?"
"It's not stupid! Imagine spending just one night in Cinderella's castle."
"I can't because I'm not stupid. And most girls fantasize their wedding...not some silly little fairytale."
Sakura sighed as Tenten teased her continuously about her fantasties. She instantly began to beat up herself mentally for posting up that bulletin about 'Princesses'. Why did she even do that in the first place? She didn't know...Maybe it's because people post up the most random things and maybe the randomness rubbed off her.
"You guys...let's just relax, please?"
Ino shook her head in annoyance, "Yeah, Tenten, Hinata's right so why don't you and Sakura shut up?"
"Sakura, if we start calling you princess...I swear..."
Sakura giggled, "Don't worry, Tenten-chan, it's not gonna happen."
"Oh, I don't know, that Uchiha will do anything to make it happen."
"Don't be too sure."
They all sighed once again.
Peace had been restored to the hot springs as no one said a word.
Until Naruto had to ruin it...
"SAKURA-CHAN!"
The shrieks of four young ladies rang throughout Konoha.
"NARUTO! What the hell?!"
He scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. "Oh," he said as he realized that he walked into their private hot springs, "Hi Hinata-chan!"
Hinata blushed under his gaze and dunked her head below the water.
"What do you want, Naruto?"
"Guess what teme told me!"
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:10 p.m.
SASUKE!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:15 p.m.
Hn.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:17 p.m.
WHAT THE HELL, SASUKE?!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:18 p.m.
What?
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:19 p.m.
You know...after I received my journal back (which took me forever to get back because of your stubborn ass), I thought everything would go back to normal...
BUT YOU, UCHIHA SASUKE, ARE MORE HORRIBLE THAN I THOUGHT!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:21 p.m.
Hm. So you're mad that I paid for the hot springs?
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:22 p.m.
WHAT?! No! Oh...And thank you...
I'm mad about what NARUTO told me!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:25 p.m.
Hm?
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:26 p.m.
STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS! YOU BASTARD!
You freakin' pervert! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:28 p.m.
Ha.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:29 p.m.
STOP GIVING ME ONE WORD ANSWERS!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:30 p.m.
What would you want me to say then?
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:31 p.m.
Explain what made you so interested to my ass!
Name: I-AM-RAMEN
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:31 p.m.
Hey teme! Just warning you! You're dead. I told Sakura-chan that you've been staring at her ass lately!
She was so pissed she almost ran out of the hot springs naked! Hahahaha!
Ha! I'm sure you would've loved to see that.
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:35 p.m.
I'm thinking of ways to save it.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:36 p.m.
UGH! You know what? It doesn't need saving!
Only you could frustrate me this much! (Besides Naruto...but you're right next to him!)
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:38 p.m.
It's not hard to frustrate you, Sakura.
It's so easy, a caveman could do it.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:39 p.m.
Ohmygosh...
Isn't that GEICO's slogan...?
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:40 p.m.
Hn.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:42 p.m.
Sasuke...Are you alright? Cause, you know...you never stare at my butt and you seem very different lately.
OHMYGOD! Don't tell me! Oh! I wish you could see my face right now, Sasuke! Hahahahahahaha!
You're turned on, aren't you?!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 12:47 p.m.
Sakura.
No.
May 16, 2009- 7:00 p.m.
Sakura sat at her desk and stared at the book that was lying in front of her. She picked up the pen and began writing in it.
Once upon a time...
She knew this was stupid. Writing her own fairytale book? But it was the only way to stop thinking about Sasuke. He made it clear that he wanted to be her prince charming or the knight in shining armor. I mean...what was with him? Uchiha Sasuke is supposed to be that anti-social young man who got all the emotions sucked out of him but no. Now he's Uchiha Sasuke, the young man looking for ways to save her.
If he wanted to save her, she didn't know exactly how she was supposed to be saved. Konoha was one of the safest city in Japan and there was barely any danger to anyone. It made no sense to her. When she wrote about being a princess on Myspace, it was just for fun. She didn't want a fairytale story like all of the other princesses, that's all. And there was no meaning behind the whole 'knight in armor' thing.
Apparently Sasuke took it seriously. But he took everything seriously, so nothing was new.
The next thing that happen should've been out of pure imagination- but it wasn't.
The doorbell rang. She stood up and ran to get it. She didn't even look through the peep hole to see who it was. She just swung the door open.
Biggest mistake ever.
"Why hello there! What's your name?"
"MICKEY MOUSE?!"
"Hello!"
"What are you doing here?!"
"No, that's very rude, young lady. Introduce yourself."
"My name is Haruno Sakura. Now. Explain yourself, Mickey."
"Wow, Sakura-chan, you're really straight-forward..."
"Wait...Naruto...? Why are you in a Mickey Mouse costume?"
"I'm here -ahem- to do your laundry..."
"My laundry?"
"Yes...?"
Sakura grinned when she let Naruto into her house. He dragged himself in with a depressed facial expression and Sakura couldn't be happier. Her parents went out for dinner for the night and were going to come home late. The loneliness was killing her.
She couldn't believe Mickey Mouse (a.k.a. Naruto) was doing her laundry. Wow...some fantasty she has. And even though she knew he wasn't going to be her servant forever but for one day made her dream come true- wait...
Why exactly is Naruto in a Mickey Mouse costume?
"Naruto?"
Naruto sighed as Sakura handed him her dirty laundry basket, "What?"
"Why are you dress like Mickey Mouse? And don't get me some stupid answer."
"Sakura-chan! I can't! I'm doing this for a year supply of Ichiraku Ramen coupons! I can't tell you!"
"Who's making you do this?"
"Sakura-chan. No. Teme told me specifically not to tell you or else no more ramen! And do you remember Ramen, Sakura-chan? The only thing in my life that I've ever fed besides myself! And you killed it! I can't imagine the actually ramen to disappear out of my life too! Wait- um...Teme didn't tell me anything! Especially the fact that he reserved," Naruto abruptly stopped himself, "WAH!"
"Sasuke told you to do this? What did he reserved?"
"No! He didn't do anything! Sakura-chan! FREE RAMEN!"
"Naruto...you know, I could give you free ramen."
"Really?! How?!"
"Just tell me what Sasuke is up to..."
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Nara Ino
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:05 p.m.
A castle?!
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:10 p.m.
Ino-pig! Yes! Naruto told me that Sasuke reserved a room in Cinderella's Castle in Disneyland! DISNEYLAND! For me!
What's wrong with him?!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Nara Ino
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:12 p.m.
What are you talking about?! This is unbelievale! There's a room for just you in a castle! Isn't this what you wanted? It's a fairytale! That bastard's doing everything for you! So cheer up and be happy you spoiled brat!
Ino's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:13 p.m.
I don't know... He hates princesses and Disney. So it doesn't make sense- at all. It's all weird.
What if it's a trick?! I mean, come on! You said it yourself: "This is unbelievable!" So I don't know... I'll think about it...
Naruto's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:14 p.m.
Naruto, is something wrong with Sasuke?
He's been acting weird...
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: I-AM-RAMEN
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:15 p.m.
(GASPS) You're still on myspace?! You ALWAYS log off at nine o'clock!
Teme's acting weird? Ohhhhhh...
You see...he's acting weird because this is how he expresses his "emotions". He won't admit it but he's having a hard time expressing it. I think he's being bipolar too. So don't worry, Sakura-chan, this just means he's functioning perfectly!
Once the cold-hearted bastard but is now turning into a growing boy (with emotions! or as Teme likes to call them: "Stupid Psychological Emotional Reaction to Mental State.") Don't tell him but that spells out SPERMS... Hahahaha... Anyway and when he does things for you like giving you plastic flowers, or making me give him your journal, or making me be Mickey Mouse and do your laundry- it's because- well...
Actually...I have no idea! I think his "SPERMS" are very confusing and I need free RAMEN! YOU SAID YOU WOULD GIVE ME FREE RAMEN! But you didn't and you lied, Sakura-chan, you lied! What else have you been lying about?!
Where babies come from?! Cause you said they come from the stork but I know for a fact that they come from women! And what else? I'm not going to be the star of some popular anime?! And you said I would! And you said they would name it after me! And what makes everything worse... I feel the need to do my homework!
I'm logging off! You liar! Why don't you fix teme's SPERMS problem by yourself?!
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:25 p.m.
I think Naruto's having a SPERMS breakdown...
Oh, and Sasuke...thanks for the room for the castle thing... I've been dying to just relax by myself...
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:27 p.m.
What.
Who said your room is just for you?
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:28 p.m.
What are you talking about?
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:29 p.m.
We're sharing a room.
Sasuke's Friends Comments
Name: HarunoSakura
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:30 p.m.
Ohmygosh! Are you planning on raping me?!
Sakura's Friends Comments
Name: Sasuke
Comment posted: May 16, 2009- 9:31 p.m.
Sakura.
No.
Bulletin Space:
From: HarunoSakura
Date: May 23, 2009- 10:00 p.m.
Bulletin: A Faiytale
I brought my laptop with me just in case. For, you know, in case Sasuke decided to rape me because then I would tell his whole fangirl club that he and I both lost our virginity here- in Disneyland...
But he didn't do anything, so everything's good.
This is the latest I've ever stayed on Myspace but I felt like telling the whole world what on earth happened to me the past couple of days...
Calling myself a princess was simply the best thing ever that happened to me. I owe Sasuke and his SPERMS a great big thank you because right now I'm living a freakin' fairytale. Right next to me, lies Sleeping Beauty himself. And yes...we had to share the same bed (no dirty thoughts, you perverts!) And he's really sleepy right now... I mean, after what we did today, he should be tired...
He gave me a piggyback ride throughout the whole Disneyland theme park. No breaks. So when we got back to the castle, he threw me on the bed (at that moment, I seriously thought I was going to be raped) and he laid right next to me (and I screamed: "Please don't rape me! Keep your hormones under control!") and he immediately fell asleep, ignoring my silly comment.
He's no prince charming (and he never wants me to call him that ever again) but everything he went through to make this happen...
I just wanna pinch his cheeks for being so sweet! Ha! Who ever thought Sasuke would have SPERMS?!
But seriously, I think it's best to say that it's better to imagine fairytales than to actually live one...
Because every story begins and ends differently but mine had a damn good beginning, a damn good middle, and a hell of an ending. And most importantly- a happily ever after... Apparently Sasuke said he saved my ass...by just coming into my life... Ugh... and by saving me from some crazy little girl who wanted to kill me because I was hogging the ride (Sasuke). She was screaming: "That's the only ride I haven't tried yet!"
So I guess Sasuke-kun is my knight in shining armor...
Yuck. Yet sweet.
May 23, 2009- 10:30 p.m.
"Sasuke?"
"What."
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"We need to talk about your SPERMS..."
Hahahahaha...Yeah... Thanks for reading everyone! This chapter (sigh)- I seriously loved it and I had no trouble writing it but a couple of distractions kept me away from updating. I was inspired a lot and hopeful you guys liked it, even you Disney haters (if you attempted to read it). I'm sorry it took a while but three weeks wasn't that long, right...?
Anyways! PLEASE REVIEW! Reviews + happiness= more updates!
