Chapter 4- Relationships

Mario: As Luigi walked away, I got worried. He's taking away my heart... my life... my...my...

[Flashback]

Luigi: You don't own me bro... bro... bro!

[Present]

Mario screams and runs to the bathroom. He stops at a nearby water fountain and splashes water on his face.

Mario: Look at me! I do't own the princess. What's the point anymore...

He lies down on the floor. Meanwhile, Luigi was sprinting down hallways, desperatley trying to find the princess.

Luigi: Gotta *pant* find *pant* Peach *pant* Maybe she's at her locker. B-But Daisy will probably be there.., I guess I'll just go. I'll have to face her at some point. So, Luigi, quick recap, We find Peach, ask to talk to her in private, ask her out. Sorted. Solid plan brain!

He begins to make his way to Peach's locker but he carelessly bumps into someone. He hears a familiar voice.

Daisy: Hey! Wa- oh... hey Luigi...

Luigi: H-Hey Daisy, um... how's it going?

Daisy: Ok, I guess... *sigh*

Luigi: I, uh, gotta go... nice talking to you...

He dashes down the corridor, leaving the real love of his life behind.

Luigi: Gotta find Peach, gotta find Peach! Oh, there she is! Peach! Wait up!

Peach is busy taking books out her locker and doesn't hear Luigi.

Luigi: Peach, Peach can I talk to you?

Peach: Uh, sure Luigi. *smiles* What's up?

Luigi: The sky.

He has a light chuckle to himself but Peach looks at him with a confused expression.

Luigi: Anyway, Peach I think you're great and I just want to ask you one thing. Will you... go out with me...? I-I'm nothing like my brother, I won't cheat or anything...

Peach: Oh... I'm not sure Luigi. You're a very nice caring person and I-

She gets interuppted by a loud and menacing laugh.

Bowser: HAR! HAR! HAR! What is going on here then!? Peach, was that loser trying to ask you out?For real? HAR! HAR! HAR!

Peach: Stop laughing Bowser. It aint that funny.

She folds her arms and turns away from him.

Bowser: Look, green bean, leave the girls like Peach alone. Leave her for the popular guys. Why don't you chase after someone along your lines like... hmm... like Birdo over there!

Luigi: Why you gotta be such a dick, Bowser?

Bowser: *shrugs* It's funny.

Luigi:You know what, I still love Daisy! I've got to tell her! Maybe she feels the same!

Oh yeah! I just forgot something! Mario. I bet you forgot about him too! He's now walking about furious. Barging through people with no fucks given.

Mario: FINE! LET'S PISS HIM OFF! Daisy! Hey Daisy! C'mere!

Daisy: *sigh* Yes?

Mario: I have feelngs for you.

Daisy: Pfft. Not after what you did to Peach. Loser!

She kicks him in the stomach and storms off.

Mario: What have I done to deserve this! Ugh... my stomach... she aint no lady. She a dude...