Who loves Kakuzu? You're in luck cause this chapter is about him. It is best if you listen to the song "Gimme 20 Dollars" as you read this. It's from the game Slender, which is downright scary. It's a shame the creator had to remove the song due to copyright rules.
I do not own Naruto, the song or the game.
He was going to kill his partner. Kakuzu swore that he was going to kill him. He should have never agreed for it was a waste of time.
To Kakuzu, wasting time meant wasting money, and that is what Hidan is doing right now.
"Hey, Kakuzu! You should live a little! This is the shit!"
He looked to his left to see his partner, Hidan, with two women that were taking turns giving him a lap dance. On top of that, he was putting some money down their strings and poured sake down their chests.
Hidan insisted on going to the Red Light District since he wanted to unwind. The mission earlier today left Hidan in a very good mood. He was able to perform his ritual which caused Kakuzu to complain and told him to hurry up with it.
It had taken Hidan nearly an hour to complete and Kakuzu hated every second of it.
Kakuzu shook his head in disgust as he saw how Hidan and the other men were throwing their money at the women that were dancing semi-naked on stage. They were throwing it away as if the money were garbage. They could have put it to better use like saving and let it grow into their accounts.
It was a pitiful sight to see.
"Hi, there."
Kakuzu turned back to see a woman with two black markings on her cheeks. She stood there wearing a black robe that covered her body. Her long, black hair cascaded down to her lower back. Her round, black eyes gave warmth as she stared into his cold eyes.
"What do you want?"
"I am here to give you the best night of your life."
Kakuzu scoffed off at her words. He was not in a very good mood.
"I'm not interested. Go away."
"I'm afraid I can not do that, sir. You are the one hundredth customer tonight."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
She smirked as she gave her reason to Kakuzu.
"That means that your service is free. It's on the house."
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow. If there was one thing Kakuzu liked, it was that word. Free is better. Free is good. Free meant not having to spend any of his money that he had collected. Kakuzu was not like Hidan who was currently wasting his money on sake and women.
"Oh, shit! That's Kurohana, the sexy slut that worked the pole earlier, Kakuzu! You are one lucky son of a bitch!"
The woman he was talking to was Kurohana. She was on stage about ten minutes ago. She had put on quite a show with how the men threw a lot of money at her.
"After you are done, you don't mind if I get a turn fucking her?"
Kurohana turned to Hidan who now had another woman with him. She was bending over allowing him to take a good look at her ass while the other two women fed him.
"If you want me, it would be about the same price as the three women with you."
"Damn it! Kakuzu, give me some money!"
"That is what you get for wasting your money away, you idiot. I believe that Kurohana is all mine for the night."
He laughed a bit as his partner cursed a few more times.
"If you would please follow me, sir."
Kakuzu rose up from his seat and follow Kurohana. She led him towards a room down the hall which only consists a bed and table. It was simple, nothing fancy. Once inside, Kurohana walked over to the bed and proceeded to take off her robe. She was completely naked.
"Have you ever done this, uh..."
"Kakuzu. No, I don't have time to waste on this kind of luxury...until now."
It has been a long time since he last had sex. In fact, Kakuzu could not remember the last time he had done it. Being not only a criminal but also a bounty hunter gave him little to no chance to partake in these kinds of pleasure.
"All work and no play, I see. Lucky for you, it's going to be all play and no work. Please, take off your clothes."
Kurohana saw the stitches that marred his body as he took off all of his clothes. Not only that, but he was toned and ripped.
"You're all stitched up, Kakuzu. They look good on you. I like it."
"Well, thank you."
She climbed on the bed and kneeled. She beckoned him to come over which he did and stood in front of the bed. Kurohana placed her hands on his chest and began to rub him, especially over the stitches. She kissed the stitching on his chest a few times before giving it a lick. She heard him moan.
"Do you like that?"
"Yes, I do."
"How about this?"
He hissed as her right hand cupped his sack, only for her to massage them. Her fingers stroked his testicles a few times before guiding them over his shaft. His member was covered as she began to pump him. Wrapping her left hand around the back of his neck, Kurohana brought Kakuzu down to whisper in his ear.
"Can you imagine what else I can do to you, Kakuzu? Do you want to know?"
He breathed out a "yes" as she moved her hand around his shaft. Kurohana halted, but only to get on her hands and knees. She then leaned forward and open her mouth to cover him. Kakuzu watched as she engulfed him.
For the first time in his life, he was actually enjoying it. Kakuzu felt himself in her mouth, but it was not enough.
"Get on your back, Kurohana."
She released him and laid on her back. Kakuzu went on top of her and wrapped her legs around his hips.
He entered her all the way. Pinning both of her wrists above her head, Kakuzu pounded his hips against hers. She yelled underneath him as he hit a spot within her. He continued until Kurohana shook as she reached her orgasm, causing him to do the same a few seconds later. They went again a few more times before they went to sleep.
The following morning, when he woke up from his slumber, Kakuzu found himself alone with no sight of Kurohana. He felt something in his hand. He checked to see a piece of paper folded and opened it up to read it.
Thank you for the scroll...and your money.
He quickly got up and ran over to his clothes. He checked the pants and his bag only to find them empty. Thinking about the note, Kakuzu realized that the woman he had slept with was a kunoichi. She had also taken all of his money. Kakuzu did one thing and one thing only.
He screamed.
KakuzuxHana is completed. Hana was on a mission so that is why I made her go undercover that way.
Who is next on the list? Tobi? Zetsu? Kisame? Even though Itachi will be last, him and Hana will be dark, so much so it will be the darkest of them all.
Until next time. :)
