I am not Kazuya Minekura.

A/N: This is so depressing… It took me a while to update. Sorry!

Chapter Four: The Deaf Cockroach.

I told Sanzo to shut up… The brown- haired, three- eyed teacher came in. He had a small kid with him. A brunette.

The little guy would probably barely even reach my shoulders, if I weren't slouching! He had gold eyes; they were so bright. He had a big smile on his face.

"Hello, class", I saw Hakkai- sensei mouth open. "I presume you two have already made introductions, Yes?" I didn't catch what he was saying… his lips were moving too fast.

No one answered him.

I sat down. My head was still aching from that stupid blonde, blind guy's whack. That stick was mighty strong not to be broken, after making contact with the great Sha Gojyo's head!

The brunette teacher wrote something on the board.

Son Goku.

Whoddat?!

He still had his back to us and continued writing.

Genjyo Sanzo

Sha Gojyo

Oh. Goku, the kid's name… that's something I'd name a pet!

Mr. Hakkai approached me, took my hand, and placed it on his throat. He knew I was deaf, so he let me feel the vibrations.

I felt his words.

Literally.

"You're Sha Gojyo, right?" my fingers were tingling.

"Yeah." I replied.

The monocle- wearing weirdo turned to Mr. Stuck- up- stick- whacker and left me. I approached the annoyingly perky- looking "Son Goku".

He was facing the blackboard, his back to me, gazing at his name.

How WEIRD.

"Hey." I greeted him.

He turned around, eyes gleaming up, staring right at me. It was so annoying… He smiled at me and just stared.

What was wrong with him?

"What, cat got your tongue?" I snickered at him, taunting him.

…but to my demise, he nodded vigorously and just kept smiling. That irritated me to no end. At least the blonde would REACT or whatever, this guy was just plain dense.

Grr…

I saw him open his mouth, so I grabbed his throat. The odd kid didn't even flinch! Not only that, but I couldn't feel any vibrations! This guy's dumb!

Oh great, what a class. Hah, what a great bunch of people to group… a blind arrogant blonde, a mute weird brunette, a deranged overly perky teacher, and me, Sha Gojyo. This is going to be interesting.

Too bad there aren't any girls around… that would be sweet.

A/N: Terribly sorry if it's out of character. I really don't seem to have enough time for anything, nowadays.