Episode 4: Generals for Bowser's Castle! JOIN TODAY!

(Everyone is in their rooms, but Lakithunder got hungry in the middle of the night, so he goes to a vending machine in the hallway to get himself a crunchy nut bar. He puts a few coins in the machine, and after a few noises, the machine gives out…nothing.)

Lakithunder: You stupid machine! Give me my ****ing candy!

(He starts banging the machine, and after beating it for a few minutes, it still gives out nothing)

Lakithunder: YOU ****ING MACHINE! TASTE MY WRATH!

(He unleashes tons of lightning on the machine, and the machine is now completely charred. Due to the lightning though, the machine finally spits out a candy bar)

Lakithunder: Thank you!

Lakithunder: I felt for sure it was a good candy bar…

(He eats some of it, only to spit some out)

Lakithunder: EEEEW!

Lakithunder: …until I found out it was strawberry flavor.

(He goes back to his room, enraged for not getting his desired flavor, but not before throwing his candy bar on the ground. Boom Boom then comes out)

Boom Boom: Boom Boom wants to know what's up!

(He notices the candy bar on the floor)

Boom Boom: Yay! Boom Boom gets free candy!

Boom Boom: Boom Boom doesn't care about flavor as long as it's still candy. Boom Boom loves candy!

(He takes the candy bar, goes to his room, and proceeds to eat it)

The next morning…

(Mimi and Jojora were in the closet they were in before, thinking about who might not survive the longest)

Jojora: I really feel like Triclyde might not survive this. He's always bickering with his other heads, so he may take out himself.

Mimi: But King Bob-omb is pretty weak too, you know. He instantly crumbles with dares that deal with mustaches. Yesterday was a fluke when he got a high score, because one of the judges enjoyed shaving him.

Jojora: By the way, what about Major Burrows?

Mimi: He will undoubtedly be staying in for a while. His good leadership plus him not getting any bad dares will earn him a spot in the finale.

Jojora: So he's a huge threat?

Mimi: You bet.

Mimi: It's true, Major Burrows is one of the most enduring in this game. Wish we could do something to get him eliminated, but that would be cheating.

(Meanwhile, King Bob-omb, the Smorg, and Major Burrows are in another room, discussing who might be a huge threat)

Major Burrows: (Grunts)

King Bob-omb: Most likely. There are only two ladies, but they probably are in together as we speak.

Major Burrows: (Grunts)

King Bob-omb: True. Lakithunder is too busy swearing and worrying about himself. He won't last long.

(Major Burrows nods at that. The Smorg just keep hopping up and down)

Smorg: !

Speakers (birby6): Everyone get your butts down here, It's time for a challenge!

(Everyone goes to the stadium, where birby6 has a patch over his eye)

Smorg: SMORGSMORGSMORG!

Birby6: What happened to me? Popple robbed me of my money, and gave me a black eye, so I have a new judge.

Major Burrows: (Grunts)

Birby6: Who? I hired a pro wrestler to be a judge.

(He motions to the judges, where a person was in the fourth judge's seat. It was Rawk Hawk)

Rawk Hawk: Feel the RAWWWWWWK!

Birby6: I got him CHEAP! Now enough about me, let's get with the dares! First is for Mimi!

Mimi: (Gulps)

Birby6: All you have to do is ask out Dimentio, IN THE BARNEY COSTUME.

Mimi: Dimentio is coming?

Birby6: Yup. I ordered Queen Jaydes to let Dimentio out temporarily. He'll be here in a couple of seconds, so you better get in to your Barney costume.

(Mimi sighs, and changes into the outfit. Dimentio appears just like birby6 said he would)

Dimentio: I'm here, like a jackrabbit filled with caffeine!

Birby6: Ugh, I hate speech impairments.

(Dimentio notices Mimi, and Mimi goes up to him)

Dimentio: Mimi, why are you dressed like a certain purple dinosaur the brainwashes minds of young children?

Mimi: Umm…

Birby6: Spit it out girl!

Mimi: (quietly) Will…you…go…out…with…me?

(That was loud enough for Dimentio to hear)

Dimentio: Well…OF COURSE!

Everyone on the planet: WHAT?

(All the windows in the stadium break due to this awkward moment)

Dimentio: That dinosaur is as evil as a certain evil witch, and I like evil! That costume is as great as moonlight shining on water, so of course I'll go out with you!

(Mimi lets out a few silent screams, since she had a crush on Dimentio ever since the Bleck incident. They then head out, to have a great night)

Birby6: I did not expect that to happen. Also, don't worry about Dimentio causing havoc, Queen Jaydes will bring him back to the Underwhere after their date is done.

(A few contestants let out a sigh of relief)

Birby6: Okay then, judges?

Ella: 6 (Didn't feel any pain)

Blueytroopa: 10 (Likes true love)

Eyeless Goomba: 10 (Like Blueytroopa)

Mario: 10 (Like Blueytroopa)

Rawk Hawk: 6 (Hates true love)

Birby6: Mimi gets a 42! Now on to Boom Boom!

Boom Boom: Boom Boom got an easy one?

Birby6: Not quite. You must search for a Bomb-omb hidden in this stadium, and if you don't find and disarm it, it will explode!

Boom Boom: Boom Boom says WHAT?

Birby6: Sorry, I will not repeat that. Good luck finding it!

(Boom Boom goes to the rooms, thinking they might be there)

Birby6: We'll check on him later. Triclyde is up now!

Triclyde All Heads: We want a good one!

Birby6: You must annoy Lakithunder the entire day!

Triclyde All Heads: Okay!

(He goes up to Lakithunder)

Triclyde All Heads: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH…

Lakithunder: Too much nonsense…stress level rising…must beat them up!

Birby6: Too bad Lakithunder, for your dare is to not fight back until the end of today!

Lakithunder: Can't fight back…swear meter rising to jelly roll 1...

Birby6: Time for Major Burrows!

Major Burrows: (Grunts)

Birby6: You must eat a Super Bowser Cheeseburger!

Major Burrows: (Grunts)

Birby6: What is it? It's this!

(He shows them a cheeseburger a size of the Eiffel Tower. Everyone goes wide eyed)

Birby6: Now everyone knows why nobody orders these at fast food places. You better get going Major Burrows, for if you don't eat this by the end of the day, you'll be eliminated!

(Major Burrows staggers for a moment, then proceeds to eat it)

Birby6: King Bob-omb is now our next victim! You must declare Mario the "Galactic Mustache Emperor!"

King Bob-omb: NOTHING IS BETTER THAN MY MUSTACHE!

Birby6: Too bad. This reviewer thinks Mario's is better.

(King Bomb-omb goes up to Mario, with a sad face on him)

King Bob-omb: Mario…YOU'RE THE GALACTIC MUSTACHE EMPORER!

Mario: About time too, since you like Luigi's better than mine.

Birby6: Judges?

Ella: 5 (Didn't see any pain)

Blueytroopa: 7 (See Ella)

Eyeless Goomba: 9 (No comment)

Mario: 10 (Like him now)

Rawk Hawk 8 (No comment)

Birby6: Nice King Bob-omb, a 39!

King Bob-omb: Painful, so painful…

(He goes in to a fetal position, and rocks back and forth)

Birby6: OOOOOOOOK, time for Jojora. You must dress up like a man, and join a fishing crew!

Jojora: Fine with me.

(She goes to her room to change, and when she comes out, she looks like manly sailor)

Birby6: Now to find a group of fisherman. YO BOBBERY!

(Bobbery, the pirate Bob-omb, comes in)

Bobbery: What do you want, ol boy?

Birby6: That man over there wants to join your crew.

(He points to Jojora)

Bobbery: Fine then.

(He takes Jojora with him)

Ella: I sensed no pain coming from her.

Birby6: Probably due to her not wanting to get eliminated. Last is for the Smorg!

Smorg: SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG!

Birby6: You must join Bowser's army, and mess up his castle.

Smorg: SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG!

(They hop over to Bowser's Castle to sign up for Bowser's army)

Birby6: Since you are the only one here, King Bob-omb may go back to his room.

(King Bob-omb does so)

King Bob-omb: I feel quite upset. Why? MARIO IS THE FRIGGIN GALACTIC MUSTACHE EMPORER! Only I am worthy of such a title! Am I right?

(After a few hours, King-Bob-omb comes back into the stadium)

Birby6: Time to see everyone!

(Boom Boom comes in with a Bob-omb)

Birby6: Good, you found the Bob-omb. Where was it?

Boom Boom: Boom Boom found it under a blanket that said "Do not lift, there is a dangerous object under here!"

Birby6: Nice. Now all you have to do is disarm it!

Boom Boom: Boom boom can't! Must choose a wire to clip!

(Boom Boom shows birby6 three wires around the Bob-omb, blue, red, and yellow)

Birby6: Just choose one before it explodes!

Boom Boom: Uhhhhh…Boom Boom will choose this one!

(He clips the blue one. It looks like the Bob-omb won't explode…)

Boom Boom: Boom Boom wi…

BOOM!

(…but it does, right in Boom Boom's face)

Birby6: Ouch. Guess that was wrong.

Boom Boom: Boom Boom wants a rematch!

Birby6: Too bad, all challenges are final. Judges?

Ella: 9 (Pretty funny)

Blueytroopa: 9 (See Ella)

Eyeless Goomba: 7 (Thought it hurt)

Mario: 9 (See Ella)

Rawk Hawk: 10 (Loves explosives)

Birby6: Boom Boom's score is 44!

(Boom Boom coughs up some smoke)

Birby6: Next up is Triclyde and Lakithunder!

(Triclyde was still yapping away, and Lakithunder's face is all red, due to him holding in his anger. Birby6 gets out a watch)

Birby6: 3...2...1...okay Lakithunder, you may proceed.

(Lakithunder finally gives in, and gets out a twin barrel shotgun)

Lakithunder: YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE, YOU M***********!

(He chases Triclyde around, shooting and laughing like a madman)

Birby6: Okay, judges?

For Triclyde:

Ella: 10 (No comment)

Blueytroopa: 8 (No comment)

Eyeless Goomba: 9 (No comment)

Mario: 10 (Nice doing that for hours)

Rawk Hawk: 10 (Pure greatness man!)

For Lakithunder:

Ella: 10 (Loves pain)

Blueytroopa: 8 (No comment)

Eyeless Goomba: 10 (No comment)

Mario: 7 (Hates guns)

Rawk Hawk: 10 (Guns rule!)

Birby6: Triclyde gets a 47, and Lakithunder gets 45! Now for Major Burrows!

(Major Burrows is now seen, completely fat)

Major Burrows: (Grunts)

Birby6: Wow, I didn't expect this either. Judges?

Ella: 10 (Thought it looked easy)

Blueytroopa: 10 (No comment)

Eyeless Goomba: 8 (No comment)

Mario: 9 (Didn't expect it)

Rawk Hawk: 10 (Awsome! RAWWWWWWWWK ON!)

Birby6: Major Burrows gets a 47!

Major Burrows: (Grunts while rubbing his belly)

Birby6: Now for Jojora!

(Jojora comes back, smelling like a dead fish)

Jojora: I HAD TO HAUL MILLIONS OF IDIOT FISH!

Birby6: Who cares? You're done with the dare. Judges?

Ella: 10 (Loves fish, because she slaps people with them)

Blueytroopa: 8 (Smells bad)

Eyeless Goomba: 8 (Take a shower!)

Mario: 10 (Smells like a horse's butt)

Rawk Hawk: 9 (Stinks dude!)

Birby6: Jojora gets a 45!

(After he says that, Jojora immediately goes to the bathroom to take a shower)

Birby6: Last is the Smorg!

(The Smorg crash into the stadium in a clown car. They get out, and start hopping up and down)

Smorg: SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG!

Birby6: You completely destroyed it? Let me see.

(He gets out a telescope, and looks at Bowser's Castle, but it is in complete ruin)

Smorg: SMORGSMORGSMORGSMORG!

Birby6: You sent a King Bill at the place, and it blew up?

(The Smorg jump around happily)

Birby6: Judges?

Ella: 10 (Loves explosions)

Blueytroopa: 8 (Hope nobody's hurt!)

Eyeless Goomba: 9 (No comment)

Mario: 10 (No comment)

Rawk Hawk: 10 (RAWWWWK!)

Birby6: 47 for the Smorg!

Smorg: SMORG!

Birby6: Time for scores!

King Bob-omb: What about Mimi?

Birby6: I'll get her as soon as her date is done. Let's check the scores, so can I get a drum roll please?

(A drum rolls by in front of him)

Birby6: That's not what I…never mind. Scores?

Mimi: 42

King Bob-omb: 39

Boom Boom: 44

Triclyde: 47

Lakithunder: 45

Major Burrows: 47

Jojora: 45

Smorg: 47

Birby6: Looks like the next one out is…King Bob-omb

King Bob-omb: Dang it, I lost!

Birby6: I'm sorry to say you have been eliminated.

(King Bob-omb gets so mad, he explodes out of the stadium)

Birby6: Nice elimination, huh?

Boom Boom: Not for Boom Boom.

(He coughs out more smoke)

Birby6: Well I don't care! Be prepared for another challenge tomorrow, because I'll know it'll make you suffer!

(Everyone goes to their rooms, except for Mimi, since she's still on her date)

King Bob-omb: I didn't deserve to be eliminated, I'm the Mustache King! Too bad I'm not the Galactic Mustache Emperor though, because then I'll rule everything with mustaches!

So King Bob-omb was eliminated. Sorry to people who thought he was going to win, I needed to vote out SOMEONE. At least no more mustache dares!

Birby6 out!