A/N: so I'm back and totally hyper thanks to a 2 hour long Xiaolin Showdown marathon on Hungarian TV, even if it is only the I season….

IV. That will be a long day and a shocking night…


The enforcers stood in Valmont's bedroom. The crime lord sat on his bed, hugging his knee. His face was pale and he was shaking.

"What is with him?" asked Chow worried.

"Well, after what the demons told me, after he was down and stopped hugging me in fear they explained that Bai Tsa and Tso Lan, had one interesting idea of a night time fun."

"What did they do?"

"Moon gazing on the roof…."said Finn looking to his still frightened boss.

"But aren't we here on the sixtieth floor?" the redhead nodded and the others sweatdropped.

"Well, he hates highs after we went out of space…"

"Too high….too much clouds…"

"Uhm…Big V, are you feeling better now?"

"Yes mommy, I was a god little boy…"

"I think that is a 'no'" said Ratso as everyone sweatdropped.


Next morning…

Everyone sat outside of the office as they heard Valmont scream and curse. After going inside they found out why. Each demon wanted him to wear his outfit, but he refused and now a fight had broken out with the theme 'Get undressed-Stay dressed'. And sometimes they could even hear the two female demons shout that they don't want to see some things. The four men looked at the clothing all around the room. Well, they already knew how Shendu's looked; the clothing of the others looked a bit similar only with a five changes mostly in the color. The four thought that it would be better to leave them to decide.

As they sat together outside they began to discuss what they should do with Valmont and the demons, but then the door bust open revealing a very flushed Valmont.

"Uhm…we need to and buy some food…" he said still blushing. The four man stared vide eyed at him. He wore an azure, black Chinese stile robe witch was a bit more body tight then Shendu's was and it was cut up to the knee on the side and had a low V neck cut.

"Uhm…who has won the fight?" asked Finn his boss, then they all knew that Shendu's robe looked like a dress, but that one…

"Bai Tsa…" he said sighing in sorrow, staring at the ground. ' And I thought the dress of that cursed dragon was embarrassing…I can only hope I don't run into Black or the Chans, or even worse someone of my partners or they man, I would never live that one down… They already looked at me strange after the Shendu accident.'

"Well, it doesn't look that bad…"said Chow.

"I would love to see you having eight cursed creatures in you and wearing a dress that looks like what a bitch would wear! And…."he didn't come further then his own fist hit him in the stomach and he kneeled on the ground in pain.

"Whose robe looks like that of a bitch" yelled the water demon taking over.

"Well 'dear' sister, Valmont has a very interesting point."

"How do you dare? You will pay for that Shendu!" and one other sibling fight broke loose.

"Well, I think we now all have the full proof that Shendu and Bai Tsa hate each other."

"You oversized dumb fish!"

"You overgrown gecko!"

"You old hag!"

"Selfish little brat!"

"Arkass kness eton ika!"

"Omokon ekino itak!"

"Uhm…did you get what they said last?" asked Ratso, scratching the beck of his head, the other three shook they head.

"Well, that was in our mother language and…I don't think you really want to know what they just called each other." answered the sky demon as he took over and in the mean time the others tried to calm them inside the Brit's body.

"Uhm…." Was the only thing they could say.


At the supermarket…

As the five men entered, after a one hour ride and listening to the demons complaining and Valmont's desperately fight to change clothes, but to no use. Now there were other problems, most of the people begun to stare at the group and all five felt their cheeks heating up and the mountain demon begun to feel herself like in heaven and took permanently over and begun running around and put everything eatable in the trolley. Well every time she was by a regal Valmont tried with all his power to stop her, but to no use. The poor man was about to cry as the fourth trolley was also filled with different sorts of food.

"Please,…one of you stop her!"

"Is that candy over there? Bring me another cart." Po Kong said excited.

"Oh…nooo…"

After the sixth one was also full she turned around happily.

"So, and now my siblings what food shall I get you?" at that the enforcers stared at her pale and gapping. 'Is she serious?' 'Valmont will have a heart attack.' 'I never knew that shopping could be that hard.' they all thought in shock.

After they finally came to the paying part the poor cashier almost fainted by the sight of nine cars of food and poor Valmont was on the verge of fainting and getting a heart attack as he heard the prize he needed to pay.

"Uhm…Valmont, you look a bit pale. Are you ok?"

"If I'm ok? You ask me that! I'm possessed again and this time not from one, oh no from eight demons. I'm wearing a dress and now paid almost a half million for food!" he screamed out side by the car.

"Well, uhm….forget that one…"said Chow hiding behind the Irish man.

They put everything in the car and went home.


After they put everything away the Brit sat on his chair in his office, drinking his fourth glass of wine as Chow walked in smiling smugly.

"Hey boss, I just got something that will get you in a better mod." He said grinning.

"And what shall that be, beside an exorcism spell?" he said annoyed.

"Well, that will also do it." And he showed his boss the newest Playboy magazine he got. At the sight of some pictures Valmont blushed and he felt five of the demons inside of him tense and look at the magazine with big interest, but then he begun to worry and put his hands on his eyes earning a growl from the male creatures in him except from the moon demon who seemed to be a bit old fashioned because he turned away as the others stared at the pictures, but then he heard the six gasp in panic and knew what was coming now.

"Don't tell me they are not your type?"

"Chow, I would run if I were you." Said the blond man leaning back in the chair, hands still on his eyes.

"But why sho…." He then stopped as he saw the other males blue eyes glow blood red.

"How dare you little mortal show us something disgusting like that!" shouted the two female demons in union as they took over, grabbed Chow and closed the door from the outside with the help of Tso Lan's power.


One hour later…

Finn and Ratso were looking for their friend to go out eating as they saw the door of Valmont's office open and their boss standing there with red eyes and holding the Chinese man who looked very beaten up, by the collar and threw him out with something that could once have been a magazine.

"And if you dare do that the next time you will not survive that! And now to the six other perverts…" and the door was slammed shut and you could hear screams and the sound of flying objects.

"Chow! What did you do?" asked the redhead holding his friend worried.

"I found out that the moon demon is not in for porn and that the water and the mountain demon hate playboy…" ha said and fainted.


Later that night…

The 'guests' seemed to went in the farthest corner of their host's mind and left him alone for the night. After that battle they had as he wanted to take a shower he was glad for that.

Flashback

"I will only take a little shower…"said Valmont as he tried to rip his hands of from the bath's doorframe.

"No, you will not do that in front of me!" shouted the water demon.

"Sister please relax…"

"Shut up Hsi, I agree with Bai."

Valmont finally got inside and tried to crawl to the shower and undress himself. He was already taking of his shirt as one of his own hands grabbed his wrist.

"Oh no, you don't"

"Oh, 'dear' sister, I never knew that you were so modest and shy to see a naked man? Let me guess and you are also still a virgin?"

"Shut the hell up you overgrown lizard! My private live is none of your business!"

Well after one other fight Valmont ended up taking a shower topples still.

End flashback…

He laid down on his bed and pulled the covers over his body and fall asleep. But if he would have known what would happen, he would have never closed his eyes. The Dragon Tears witch was placed on his nightstand begun to glow again as the pale moonlight hit it.


In Valmont's mind/dream…

Valmont found himself in a place where the ground and the skies were black; to be honest this place reminded him on a dark room. He decided to look around, but after five steps he heard a familiar shouting. He went in the direction of the voice and stopped death in his tracks as he saw the water and the moon demon. It looked like as if the water demon was still a bit angry and her brother tried to calm her. He was stunned as he saw that she had a blush on her checks.

"How dare that little brat insult me like that? Why me? Even if this is better the being in the Netherworld, I still want to be free." She growled pacing in circles in front of her older brother.

"I understand your fury Bai Tsa, but please calm down."

"But…"then she suddenly stopped and glanced wide eyed at Valmont.

"Uhm…I think I will leave you two alone now…bye…"he said trying to run of as he suddenly felt that he floated above the ground. He turned around alarmed and saw Tso Lan standing biased (beside) the mermaid, he felt he was getting closer to the two demons…

To be continued…