Been a long time hasn't it. Well no use in drawing it out any further. Let's get it started.

But before I do let me say this, I'm a bit disappointed no one was able to guess what puff the magic dragon was. I also said it wasn't weed so stop giggling. The answer was a fairly old song, an old child's show, and a nickname for an old military aircraft that was basically a tank in the sky.

Also, Morgana will act...out of character in some aspects, the same in others, but that's what pregnancy tends to do with the hormones and things of that nature.

And last but not least, this will have next to no descriptions when it comes to combat. You are here for the drama, slight romance, watch characters I don't like get their asses kicked, and products of my dark and morbid sense of humor.

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Naruto and Morgana fazed through the ground the second the council doors closed. They grinned the whole way down, expecting loads of guards, powerful enemy ninja, or some kind of secret weapon. What they found sickened and infuriated them.

Row after row of beds, each one filled with a child with an I.V. pumping who knows what into their veins, their arms and legs tied to the bedposts so they couldn't get away, all while they writhed in pain, the occasional throbbing vein on their temple making it clear that it pained their heads as much or more than their bodies. Naruto and Morgana looked around the room as quickly as they could, hoping to find something to take their anger out on. The dozen guards that just came into the room provided just that. An unspoken agreement between the two that they would each take half. Then they decimated their respective morons, Morgana surprisingly more angrily than her husband.

Naruto killed the first three rather quickly. Then he tore one in half at the waist, separated the legs entirely and beat the last two to death with them. By the time he was done his wife had killed five of her guards and was torturing the sixth.

Morgana couldn't help it. The second she saw all those kids in pain her must-kill-o-meter turned to full so quickly the needle broke. An entire scenario went through her mind after the guards entered the room. Her child being born, proud parents holding him/her in their arms. Her child being kidnapped and taken to some place like this, and put with all these other poor, young souls. Her child, being experimented on, just as she had, to be turned into some kind of weapon. The fact that part of that scenario was true and the rest plausible did NOT help. Maybe there was a bit of humanity left in her or maybe the hormones from her pregnancy were making her act much more maternal than she normally would but the second those guards entered the room she was thrown into a blood-rage so terrible that the devil himself would have run straight through the pearly gates and the punishment of god to avoid it.

The first guard suddenly found his chest cavity ripped open. Then, while his organs were spilling out, she grabbed two ribs, yanked them out, and jabbed them right through the man's eyes and into his brain. One tried to attack her from behind. That didn't end so well. Sure he scored a blow to her head with his blade, but it didn't last long. The minor wound to her head instantly closed up while she turned around, teeth grinding against each other and eyes clearly wishing to see his innards lying around him in a pile. Faster than any of the others could react she had torn his lower jaw off and shoved it down his throat, stretching his esophagus to the point it tore open, making him drown in his own blood.

The third and fourth tried to tag-team her. That worked about as well as Jiraiya's flirting. Morgana turned into her mass of darkness right when they were about to hit her. Two tendrils grabbed their necks, forced their heads back and dove down their throats. Bursting out of them the tendrils connected with each other and pulled both root guards together with enough force to make them explode.

The fifth guard tried to attack from above but Morgana let Baskerville out right above her. He just opened his mouth and swallowed the guard whole.

When she turned to the last guard he was trying to make a run for it but you know how that always seems to end.

She appeared in front of him, picked him up by the neck, dragged him over to the wall and slammed him against it.

The man, naturally for his position, began to beg, "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"

Morgana knelt down, looked him in the eye, and spoke in a tone that only someone that's gone past anger can achieve, "Believe me, what I'm about to do to you doesn't even come close to what you deserve."

What came next couldn't even be described as torture. Torture has a purpose, whether it be to get information or get a desired reaction, it always has a way to end it, a way out of the pain. What Morgana was doing though, it was for no purpose other than to inflict pain, and it wouldn't stop until he died.

She held him down with a few darkness tendrils and began crushing the first segment of his right index finger. She crushed it over and over, ignoring his screams, until the bone was powder that had to have blended with the blood by now. Then, like it was a gory version of bubble-rap, she squeezed it until the finger-tip exploded.

She repeated this with every segment of every finger. When they were gone she grabbed the bones and ripped both his hands in half. Then she grabbed both his elbows and bent them backwards until both halves of each arm touched.

Starting about halfway through the fingers her husband started watching. He didn't stop her. He didn't stop her when she split the man's palms in half. He didn't stop her when she bent the man's arms back. Nor did he stop her when she threw the man against the wall hard enough for him to half explode and become caked onto the wall in a layer of gore reminiscent of a man. But when she went to the wall and began pounding the obviously dead piece of gore that was left of the man hard enough to shake the wall of the underground bunker, he thought it was time to stop. When he began to make out the bloody tears going down her face, he knew it was.

Naruto appeared behind her when she drew her fist back again. He softly grabbed her arm before she could swing it again. She looked back at him, red tears still flowing, and saw the unhappy and worried look on his face. When he pulled her in she didn't fight it for a second. Rapping her arms around him Morgana just let herself go into her husband's chest, sobbing and hiccuping more now than she had in the last five hundred years.

Naruto, for the first time in a long time, felt helpless. Here he was, a being strong enough to take over the entire continent in a matter of days if he wanted to, but here he was with his wife, the woman he would skin himself for if she needed it, and she was bawling her eyes out, and there wasn't much he could do about it, so he did the best could.

He rested his cheek on her head and began slowly caressing the back of her head and neck. His other hand went to her waist, reached up her shirt and began softly rubbing her stomach and the infant within, which at this point was about halfway grown.

While doing all of this he was telling her what they would do, "We're going to get these kids our of here. They can go back with their families or stay in the castle until they want to leave. None of these kids will ever suffer like this again, and whoever is responsible for this is going to learn that this is grounds for a fate worse than death." The entire time he was telling his wife everything he was making batch after batch of clones, one of which moved to get as many reinforcements as he could down there, while the rest began freeing the kids.

When Naruto was done talking, while still trying, and steadily succeeding, to calm his wife he pulled back and wiped away the remnants of the tears on her face and smiled at her, "This is never going to happen again."

Just then the door swung open and a man came in wheeling a cage with a little six year old girl inside. He saw Morgana and, not having a clue who she was and completely missing all the bodies, began to flirt, "Damn! Hey sweetness, after I hook this brat up you want to go and get a drink?"

Naruto, obviously angry again(and who wouldn't be) picked the man up by the face and took him over to the corner for...a stern talking to...that might involve dismemberment and teeth. Morgana on the other hand tore the lock off the cage. It was the first time she had gotten a good look at the girl. She wore a simple brown kimono, had dark brown hair, and was missing a front tooth, "Hey there, come on, it's time for you to go home and be able to forget all about this bad place."

When the little girl burst into tears, well needless to say it was obvious something was wrong. When she said why, well that's when things got a bit interesting, "But I don't have a home any more. Mommy and daddy died when I was a baby so...*sniffle*...I lived with my uncle and aunty...*sniffle*...they...they fell down with a lot of knives in them...*sniffle*...and...and when I got outside a lot of dirty looking guys started throwing sticks that where on fire at our house. I ran but these mean guys...*sob*...these mean guys with scary white masks just picked me up and put me in this cage." The girl began sobbing non-stop after that.

Morgana new exactly what happened, it wasn't uncommon, even in modern times, for gangs to kill and destroy for the sake of entertaining themselves. This little girl had nothing left at all. Morgana decided real quick that it wasn't going to stay that way.

She picked up the girl, letting her cry into her shoulder, and began rubbing her back, "There's nothing that can be done to change what's already happened, but it's over and done with. Now tell me," She pulled the child back and smiled gently, "Were your uncle and aunty nice people?" Seeing the girl nod she continued, "Well then they're in a place that is nothing short of paradise and when you're old and ready to pass on they'll be waiting for you, but you've got to be the good girl they remember or they won't recognize you, alright?" Seeing the little girl nod she smiled, "But your aunty and uncle would want someone to be there to look after you so you'll stay with me and my husband in our castle, isn't that right dear?" She asked, turning to Naruto who was walking over from his meal.

Naruto smiled, "Why sure, I see no reason not to. Now come on." He picked up Morgana bridal style who still had a hold on the girl. "Let's get out of this hole." Then he did just that. He jumped straight up, hunched over slightly to use his back as a battering ram against the bedrock.

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The ground rumbled and suddenly burst open, Naruto and his two passengers broke through to the surface. The child nearly shouted her wonder to the sky above, only containing her wonder because the pretty woman with the red eyes put her finger to her lips. She looked over at her only to see her point to the sky. Looking in the direction she was point the girl realized why she was pointing.

The moon and stars were in full view. While this sort of thing was common, the fact that she could see over the massive trees surrounding the village however, was completely new. This would be something, she told herself, that she would remember until the day she saw her uncle, her aunty, and she'd get to meet her mommy daddy for the first time.

The ground came faster than she expected, but it felt like she herself had jumped and gone down. Unknown to her Naruto had slowed them down moments before impact, specifically so she would be fine.

Naruto broke the silence that had presented itself, "Well, Morgana, I think you should take the little lady home. I need to have a talk with the council before they leave."

Morgana nodded, "Right, do try to come home with blood all over you, midnight snack you know...oh and if you find any pickled onions and/or eel, make sure to bring them! I've started having a craving for them." Halfway through she started walking towards their home, not even paying attention to the surprised, wide eye's and gaping mouth of the girl after she heard the blood comment.

Naruto and the girl both were wide-eyed. The little girl for reasons that have been explained, pay attention damn it. Naruto because of the onions and eel comment. He knew damn well what that means, the strange cravings have arrived. He silently said farewell to any notion of seeing any food combinations that didn't make him want to whimper, just thinking about it made him shudder.

Shaking himself from those unpleasant thoughts he made his way back to the council chambers, turning into his lycan form(1) for a bit of dramatic effect, and because he just new that someone was gonna do something stupid and he wanted to try something out as an intimidation tactic. He couldn't help but laugh at what he imagined their faces would look like.

Composing himself, or at least as much as a ten foot tall two-legged half wolf, half man could, he stopped in front of the council chamber doors. Judging from the sounds inside Sasuke was still throwing his little tantrum, that was about to have a very abrupt ending.

Pushing the doors open with enough force to send them flying off the hinges, Naruto strode in, still in lycan form. He walked straight up to the council, ready to give them hell when the little waste of meat spoke up with a smirk on his face, "So you changed your mind huh? Good to see you know who your betters are. Bring the woman to the hospital tomorro-gah!" He was cut off by the clawed hand currently choking him.

Naruto began dragging Sasuke to an open window, "My wife is MY wife and she pretty much hates you, one of the many reasons I love the woman. You don't deserve what you've been given, you're more annoying than you're worth, you are far too weak to be taken seriously as even a future threat, and you're an embarrassment to poultry everywhere." At this point he lifted Sasuke out the window and dangled him there. "Now, I have things to discuss with these people that are actually important, so goodbye." With that said he dropped the idiot...into a dumpster...the same dumpster that the "old ladies" councilman fell into.

Naruto turned back to the council, "Alright, there's a very serious issue we need to discuss."

He would have continued but he was interrupted by a member of the civilian council, "You're right demon, there is. Like, why have you refused to answer the last Uchiha's demands!? He deserves whatever he wants and he wants your whor-" He never got to finish.

Naruto knew the opportunity he was hoping for had arrived when the arrogant moron spoke up, he just needed to wait for him to be done. But insulting his wife, lover, and mother of his child? He never got the chance to finish.

Before the councilman finished the word he was tossed in the air, he thought he would just hit the ground but that proved to be wrong when he came down and Naruto was right were he would land. Opening his muzzle wide Naruto bit down before the man hit the ground, no one able to see past the werewolf but they could here the crunching of bones. When Naruto turned around, they could see why. The councilman had a massive u-shaped chunk of his body missing. His head and nearly all his torso where just gone, with maybe an inch of flesh on either side with the arms still attached.

Naruto finished chewing and swallowed, almost enjoying everyone's horrified looks, "Alright so, let me explain a few things before I get to why I am here. One, I know very well that my wife can take care of herself, the woman is the only person I know of that could possibly take me down and I know the possibilities of us fighting is nonexistent. That being said I care for her deeply, and if you like me, someone who didn't have anything of real worth growing up, well it tends to make you a bit possessive and defensive of what I deem precious. That being said, if anyone insults my wife, they will immediately be put on the express meal menu. Two, as you can plainly see, neither Morgana nor I where bluffing when we said we eat people, so again, if there is set to be an execution, send them to our castle. Any person that attacks us will be eaten, no second chances...hold on, my wife wants to telepathically talk to me. Shut up, or I smack you."

Kakashi opened his mouth to speak but stopped himself when Naruto appeared in front of him with his arm pulled back to backhand him. Naruto waited for a few seconds before speaking, "Good. 'What's going on Morgana?'" Telepathy was a great way to put people in suspense too, based on everybody's faces.

He heard chuckling on the other end, 'You wouldn't believe how thoughtful these villagers are. They actually brought enough dinner for the whole castle. So here's what happened-'

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Morgana's narrating now, third person style -

So I was walking home with the girl still in my arms, not really expecting much. But I was pleasantly surprised when a large group of people came converged on my location.

Naturally I sent Baskerville with the girl to get her to the castle. That's when things got a bit interesting-

Normal style -

"So, any particular reason you thought it was a good idea to surround me?" Oh Morgana already new exactly why they were here, idiots are easily predictable.

One elderly woman came over and grabbed her arm, trying, and failing, to drag her somewhere, "Come on dear, we need to get you to the hospital to get that little demon spawn out of you. After that you'll see the light and realize how horrible the Kyuubi brat really is. He must being using it to have some kind of control over you, especially if you can't see how lucky you are that the last Uchiha wants you."

Morgana grinned, "See, there are several problems with your theory. One, I would have had to sleep with him before getting pregnant, something that we did several times before anything other than an amazing time came of it. Two, Naruto never showed any signs of being a demon." Her grin grew to inhuman levels, enhanced by her massive fangs. "Three, your precious last Uchiha isn't worth the dirt my castle rests on."

The old woman was horrified, "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!? THE BOY IS A MONSTER IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD! HE ATTACKED OUR INNOCENT VILLAGE TWELVE YEARS AGO WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION ON OUR PART!"

Morgana's grin was still on her face when she answered, "This brings us to problems four, five, and six of your argument. Four, I married the man before I became pregnant, not really brought up by anything you said but it's another flaw in your logic and nail in your coffin. Five, twelve years ago he was an infant...in this world at least. Six," She let herself partially dissolve into her darkness, maniacal grin still on her face, "I AM JUST AS MUCH A MONSTER AS HE IS!" The entire mob had enough time to scream before they were butchered.

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'and so I killed them all, collected all their blood and body parts and am currently bringing them all back to the castle.' Naruto could just about feel the smile on his wife's face.

He was silent for a minute, 'You know, up until the day I met you I would have been content to fight for my home, get stronger and become Hokage to lead this place to a better tomorrow.'

Morgana chuckled lightly mentaly, 'and now?'

The answer she got pleased her like no other could, 'Now I'd be perfectly happy to feed you all but about thirty or so of these idiots in a picnic on top of the monument.'

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'...Morgana?'

'We're doing that with at least five of these blood sacks.'

Naruto chuckled a bit, confusing the council, who had been sitting in silence for a good ten minutes at this point, 'I look forward to it. We'll have wait a little while for that to happen though, we need live ones for that and with you killing that whole mob, I'm not sure if many people will mess with either of us for a while.'

Morgana almost whined at that point, 'But I want to do it today. Can't we just take a few people?'

Naruto bit back a laugh, 'Morgana Uzumaki, I never new you would nearly beg to get what you want. Have I spoiled you in some way? Maybe we shouldn't cuddle until you're attitude improves?'

Morgana laughed, 'You and I both know you enjoy that as much as I do. And I am your wife, your PREGNANT wife, I deserve to be a bit spoiled.'

Naruto grinned, already coming up with a fun little plan, 'Oh my dear wife, you're getting a bit full of yourself, maybe I should give you a spanking when we're alone.'

Morgana decided to play along, 'You'd love that wouldn't you? Spanking me, getting to watch the slight ripple go through my plump round bottom. Me, red-faced looking up at you with a near pleading look in my eye.'

Naruto just couldn't top that, '...You're good at this game.'

Morgana giggled, 'Only for you dear, only for you.'

With that she cut off their connection. Naruto couldn't stop the few chuckles that escaped him, he would have to step up his game next time they decided to tease each other.

He took his place again at the front of the council, "Now that I am through talking to my wife you should be made aware of several things. One, there has been a drop of village population by 79 village idiots as of ten minutes ago, my wife being the reason after they very briefly tried to force and intimidate her to go to the hospital. I don't have to explain what happened because I'm sure even the simplest of you can piece it together. Two, make sure that the walking cry for dick and attention you call Sasuke Uchiha understands something, Morgana is my wife. His futile attempts to force her to leave me annoy her and in turn make her less happy than she was prior to them. If she is unhappy, I am unhappy. If I am unhappy I will make myself happy by tearing off his arms and give them to my wife as breakfast in bed the next morning.

As for the last matter of business, the underground base I was speaking of when I left the first time was something much worse than I had anticipated. There were dozens of rows of beds, all with a child strapped down with something being steadily injected into their bloodstream. It looked very painful to begin with and that itself I had a major problem with. Morgana and I killed the guards that were there and I had several clones free the children but not before my wife broke down in my arms from a combination of painful memories and simple disgust at what we had seen. We eat people sure, but there is a line we do not cross, and harming kids IS that line. So, there had better be a damn good explanation, investigation, execution, or any combination of the three. The kids will be either returned to their homes or come and stay with Morgana and I at our castle, as guests, free to leave and safe as can be. Failure to comply with these demands would result in me eating a random councilman's foot every minute until these demands are met starting now.

With that he picked up a civilian councilman to his left, a man who had taken a particularly large amount of joy in beating him on his fifth birthday, and followed through with his threat. While the man was rolling around on the ground Naruto leaned against the door so no one would leave.

Tsunade didn't need any more convincing, "ANBU!"

Six agents appeared kneeling before her, "YES LADY HOKAGE!"

Tsunade nearly shouted in anger, "GO AND INVESTIGATE THIS UNDERGROUND COMPOUND NARUTO FOUND! FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!" She may be Hokage and have to look out for the best interest of the village, but if she found out who was doing god knows what to innocent kids, well she wasn't going to give them to Naruto and Morgana right away. No, she was going to explain just how upset she was, rather physically too, then she would give Konoha's now resident monsters their new victim slash chew-toy slash meal.

Her eyebrow started to twitch from hearing the the councilman scream, "MY LEG!"(ha, childhood).

Finally she just screamed, "AND WILL SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP!?"

She got results, just not the kind she was expecting. What she got was Naruto throwing him through a wall, all the way to the castle, "You know brat, you're starting to scare me with that hair trigger willingness to kill of yours."

Naruto just grinned happily, still unnerving many people because of him still being big and furry, "Well Granny, it's only to people that have pissed me off, annoyed me, harmed me, or disrespect my Morgana. That being said, I have said gorgeous woman waiting at home with dinner, pleasant company, and a warm coffin. Oh, I can't wait."

Tsunade laughed a little, "'Your Morgana?' I never figured you for the possessive husband type."

Naruto looked at her with a smile, "That's how it works between us. We don't age like humans do. We can still die, nothing is invincible after all, but time has no grip on us and we are all but indestructible. There's something I wanted to get inscribed on her wedding ring but I never got the chance, 'Even beyond the end of time, I am yours, and you are mine."

With that he basically skipped out the door. One the way home it had an odd effect on the populous. The older generation and most of the younger nearly coward when they saw him while the younger generation that new him, namely his graduating class, baring Sasuke, Sakura, and Kiba, and Konohamaru and his friends, Moegi and Udon, proceeded to laugh their little asses off, the ridiculousness of a ten foot tall werewolf skipping down the road in a kilt. (Seriously, I woke up the neighbors laughing so hard writing this.)

Tsunade just sat in her seat for a few moments, stunned at what Naruto had said. Finally she leaned back in her chair, chuckling softly, "Who would have guessed. Our little Naruto grew up to be a romantic." She stood up and turned to the council members, the ones that were left anyway, "This meeting is adjourned before he comes back with reason to kill more of you." With that, she walked out, everyone quickly following her.

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Naruto got home just in time to find his wife heading for the dining hall, turning into his more human form before giving her a kiss, "Well, how many idiots do we still get to eat between us?"

Morgana smiled up at her husband, "There are four left, plenty to go around between us. I also explained the situation to Matthew(2) and he has had the troops begin to clean out an old, unused part of the castle for rooms and necessary facilities, running water, lights, restrooms multiple restrooms in each hallway because kids seem to synchronize their bladders and colons, that sort of thing."

Naruto smiled down at her, "Well now, you've just thought of everything, haven't you? Now come on," suddenly lifted his wife into a bridal carry, making a few clones to pick up the dead bodies that was their dinner, "We're gonna eat Ichiraku ramen tomorrow and you are going to love it, but we've had a very exiting day, it's late, and I'd rather not sleep in until noon just because we can."(3)

Morgana snuggled into her husband's chest and shoulder, "Fair enough, you do mention the place often. It must be great."

Naruto nodded, "Oh, it is. They have several different types and different toppings too, like any ramen bar, but the place is above all others somehow."

They arrived in their room, clones dispersing as they began to eat. Nothing out of the ordinary happening, aside from Naruto noticing that the councilman he had thrown had an odd sixth tow.

Climbing into their coffin in their usual nightwear they were about to go to sleep when Naruto decided to have his last bit of fun for the day.

He softly lifted his wife's nightgown, the fact if only went to just under her knees making it rather easy, until her ass was exposed.

Morgana's eyes shot open when she felt a sudden pleasant sting on one of her butt cheeks. Turning her head up, since she had been lying her head on the side of his chest, she saw him looking over her shoulder, grinning.

He looked down at her with a cheeky smile, "You're right. I do love seeing that slight ripple."

Morgana grinned slightly, "You're pretty good at this game yourself dear." She then proceeded to snuggle back into the crook of her husband's arm.

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The next day began rather pleasantly for both. They woke up, fresh and ready for the day, well rested and hungry for some of Naruto's favorite childhood meal. Although all things considered Naruto was in an unusually good mood.

Morgana had to ask, "Why are you so peppy this morning? I'm glad but is there any particular reason?

Naruto answered with a faraway, happy, and, for some reason, aroused look on his face, "Because I had the greatest dream I've ever had."

Morgana couldn't help herself, "And what was that dream?"

The answer made her burst into a fit of laughter, "It was you and me skinny-dipping in a lake of ramen."

Quickly dressing themselves they headed to the stand.

Suddenly appearing in the middle of the stand, well let's just say it wasn't good for an old man's heart and Teuchi definitely fit that description. While the old man went to the kitchen to prevent any more hazards to his health, Ayame came out to ask what they would like to order, "Hello Mr. and Mrs. Naruto. What can I get you two this morning." There was a teasing edge to her words, and why wouldn't there be. Naruto came around so often he might as well be family.

Naruto grinned at his pseudo-sister, "My usual with a bit extra for Morgana here."

Ayame jotted it down and took the order back to her father while Naruto and Morgana talked, "So this place has been your favorite place to eat since you found it?"

"Oh, definitely. I can't tell you how many times I would have gone hungry if it weren't for these two. This place is basically by home away from home."

The conversation went on, ranging from favorite childhood dishes, all the way to why old people taste funny.

At last their meal lay in front of them and what a meal it was. The entire thing was in a massive bowl that was about half the size of the average bathtub.

Morgana just stared at it, unable to believe that her husband, even with his immense appetite, could finish this whole thing on his own. Quickly swallowing a dehydrated blood pill she took her first bite and immediately understood why her husband loved it so much. The stuff was amazing, no amazing was an understatement. She really didn't care what she could say to describe it, she was digging in as fast as Naruto was.

By the end Naruto sighed happily. He got his wife hooked on the stuff by making her realize how amazing it was, even if it did need some more red meat in it, source unneeded. Looking over he saw that his wife, although she was full and happy, was also a bit queasy, probably from the combination of the new type of food and her pregnancy. Naruto put some money on the table, already knowing what she was going to say next.

He was right on the money too, "Naruto, *groan* take me home...gently."

Naruto didn't disappoint either, "The food was great Teuchi. I'm sure Morgana thinks the same way."

Morgana managed a simple, "It was. We're coming back sooner rather than later." Then went back to groaning and rubbing her stomach.

Naruto sympathetically rubbed her stomach as well, before gently picking his wife up, "See you next time Teuchi, Ayame." With that he carried his wife down the street.

Teuchi chuckled before turning to Ayame, "I don't know about you, but I think those two are made for each other."

Ayame smiled at her dad, "Are you kidding, they care more about each other than I care about you." Then she walked off smiling, leaving Teuchi to sulk in the corner, until their next customer came in to eat anyway.

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Outtakes

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"I have something to discuss with the council that's far more important than your useless demands." With that Naruto hurled Sasuke out the window, only for him to land in the hotspring...the wrong side of the hotspring.

When he finally came to he was surrounded by Anko Mitarashi, Tsume Inuzuka, Kurenai Yuhi, and Shizune, all fully clothed but still a bit damp, obviously from getting out and drying in a hurry. When they began cracking their knuckles, he new he was in for it.

Years later, no one could understand how the Uchiha got permanent, irreversible damage to his testicles, why Naruto and Morgana spent an entire hour laughing the next day, or why they invited the four women to stay at their castle whenever they felt like, Anko taking up their offer to the point she just ended up moving in, becoming good friends with them both in the process.

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Take 2

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When Sasuke came to he realized that he was in the woman's section of the hotspring, but what really horrified him though, was something so horrible that I myself am having trouble writing this...o.k. since it's him, I'm fine.

What was it that was so bad? It was senior citizen day as well as Sasuke Uchiha appreciation day.

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Outtake 2

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Two middle aged men came over and grabbed Morgana's arms, "Come on woman. We need to get you somewhere they can get that demon's creation out of you." He stopped to look at her breasts before grinning like an idiot, "And when they're done, I'm sure we can show you how real men take care of business."

Before he new it Morgana had broken both arms of both men before she pulled out her guns and shot them in their twig and berries.

She gave them both a sweet smile, "And now we can't."

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(1) To avoid confusion we shall call the two legged werewolf form the lycan form. Why?...Because I can.

(2) Explained in prequel, basically vampire second in command.

(3) For the sake of Interaction, they force themselves to stay awake during the day, eventually making it so it hardly bothers them.

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As a few of you I'm sure noticed, my writing style is a bit different. Personally I think it's improved but my opinion in this kind of matter doesn't mean a damn thing, so I'm asking all of you, both guest and titled users, what do you think? Have I gotten better in my absence?

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As many of you already know, we lost a comedic titan recently. Robin Williams, a man who filled my childhood with more laughter than any other individual, has taken his own life. The man was in several iconic movies, both cartoon and acting parts, roles such as Genie, from Aladdin, Mrs. Doubtfire, from the movie of the same name, Peter Panning, aka Peter Pan, in the movie Hook, Phil Brainard aka the professor, in Flubber, and of course, my personal favorite, Allen Parish, in Jumanji, just to name a few. The man had been dealing with a case of severe depression for some time now and recently he ended it. I know this is a mood dampener but I truly can not help myself. Goodbye Robin, you will always be remembered as the funniest actor/comedian I've ever seen and you will live on as one of the greatest actors of all time. Goodbye, my captian.