Chapter 4:

Nuclear Flit

A/n: Soz I tok soo lon, but I waz palying this game caled Terraina, and it's lick Minecraft, but 8-bit, and it maks Pokeyman 10 go cry in a cave. Also, to that girl in the coments, dont let a pretend cartoon tel you wat to do, and dont nock the story, as it's not finshed, and their is a huge twits I have planed 4 the ending that wil shock you, lick Prosper wood. And I no there Resit Bums, but I call dem nuclears as it sonds more cooler! And Pit2 doesnt work for Haydes, if he did, Hads wont bitchslp him in Chaptr 3. And Cloud's name is Cluod, not Gray-Stu!

We ran too the door, Pit signing, "Oh, Cloud, were gonna play Kid Icarus, ans its gonna bee so grate, now!" lick the new Game Grumps video. Then we jumped out badassily and seen a lot of Oragne everywere, since their was magic fir from the nuclears that where being xchanged btwen Hayds and Veride. Veredi had sit her skybass to fly in the sky to hellp her sinppe Undereorlds wif nuclears. Hadees mad his frist appearance in this chaper. "Wel, loks lick someoen is all fired up today." he expoled, "Oh, and halo, Pity. And I se you're on a date threw the nuclear batlefield, how sweet." And I was pised at this, but new not to coment, as Mydueshu had taught me that was a stuipd idea. Pillzatinoh came and advised us, "The nuclears have swiches on them, if yu hit them, then the nuclears wil aline wif us." And she marked them with arrowes, lick NMEs(A/N: You'll know what I meen if you ever wached Kirby). It was good I had toke a Prosper Bow this tim, so as not to donate them. I fired an arrow at the swich, and the arrow truned yellow, and the nuclear turned back and flu 2 a gatering of the Grocho Marcs faces. The boom killed them all, and then sum!

Pyro then arived, and declared "PYRO IS GONNA MAKE HIS POWER LEVEL GO OFF THE CHARTING SCALES IN THIS BATTLE!" and then he groped a nuclear and absored it in2 his body, as the sun is maed of nuclears, and hes a son god, so hes powered by nuclears. Hayds shooted "OK, you bustard! Tri tis on 4 sise!" and he got a ginormus nuclear, and lobed it directle at Pyro. "Holly shit!" Viredi screemed when she saw it, but when Pyro was stuck, the nuclear went write in2 his body, unpon which he mutered, "TRY SCOTING ME, HADS! SEE WAT YOU FOUND OUT!" So Hayds got his Dragonball googles out, put them on, then toke tem of and squished them, murrmereing, "IT'S OVER 9000!" as doh he was in the YouTube vid everone licks.

Pyro then threw nuclear fires at Hads, and Hads then grabed Myduesuh's arm lick Megaman, and declared, "Now I've get ur powah!" be4 tellyporting away. Mehdoseh got hit instead, and went alll glowy b4 disapearing. Hads stil had Mudyousuh's arm, so he turned in2 a nuclear, and lobed it to teh skybass. Pyro wasnt fat enuf to rech it, so it was up 2 me and Pit to shot the swich. We flu 4 it, and moved infront of the nuclear, we each toke a side, and anticipated it. The nuclear arived, so I fired, but didnt get it, as it was on Pit's side, ans he got it. The nuclear moved round and homed in on Haydes. At tis pont, Aaron came on2 the batlefield, hopping to put out the magic fires.

"I bloody say, Ms. Veridee, that wanker Herkulees is taking the pis, taking and clonning are nuclears, then lobing them back here." he britished. A nuclear came to him, but he kiked it lick a footbawl, and it moved away.

Me and Pit declared, "We shall faster!" and turboed to Haydes, who had 2 nuclears after him, and know 2 angles as wel.I went threugh an arghch of magik fire, to sho how cool I waz, then barel rolld to dive the pint home.

We reched Hadees, then begun to disrupt him. We started firing in2 his face, whilr Paulutrnia quotied Caslvaynea, "Die monsta, you dont blong in this word!" And Haydes sent a wace of mondters to anoy us, as h quipped, "It was not bye my hand tat I was ones agan gaven flehsh, I was caled her by... hemans, who wish to pay me trebyut." We got are atenton back to him, while Patlantiah belowed, "Treebuyout? U steal mens soles, and mak them ur salves!" Haydes done a falcan punch, while mutering, "Prehap the same cod be sayd of al regions!" We doged, and Polatinah stated, "Ur worlds our ass emtee as yur sole! Mankind is il, so it doesnt ned a saver lick you!" Then Heyds thn asked her, "What is a man?" abd then shovved us away, cuntinyouing, "A misarbell litle pie of seekruts. Butt enuf..." but he didnt finsh, as the nuclears stuck him. He was hevilllee ingjuryed, but survied, as he's a god, he stil had to leav doh.

Sadle, Aaron falled to put owt teh mafic fires. And ten thins escallehted, as a new nuclear came from nowear. It had no swich, and the ntyre thing had an arrow, wich was blak. Pyro was stil able tp asorb it lick Wadl Des asorb cokies(A/N: Its anuter Kirby thin). And then the purpatetrater reveeled himslef, it was... PIT2! Pit2 clamed, "Damn you, I toght it was mad sew it coldnt bee assorbed." Pit2 stil has the 1st Blad(The 1 I shovved up his ass, remeber?), and ws perpaired 4 avenge. Pit2 assked, "Now wear is Hads? As I haf a dat wif him!" foloed by Verede witing, "Tats nice, lets maek a rainbow togaher sumtim." wich I thoght was nice, as Verde and Prosper r cut togather, its not lick me and Pit are gay.

Pit2 truned to me, belloing "Now lets c if u lick it!" brandisig the 1st Blayde. Butt Pit kiked him in the balls, giving me a disruption, so I moveed to deel wif Underword stranggelers. Frist, their where some of thse Grcho Max feces combiened with cyclopes monsters and gren, red moth monsters, so I used a finale smash, wich, since I have a bow, mad arows fly downwards the scren and kill them al. I cheked rond, and sen Pit was havin troble with Pit2, hoo had gim leened agans a nuclear, and was aboot to slit his froat, so I fired an arroe, and got a hedshoot, whicch bet Pit2 and ment he had to leaf.

Aaron brotished, "I blody say, Cloud, it sems you managed to wank the bad guys and trn the m un2 some taycetee crumpts(A/N: It's a tip of British pancaike, witch is masive, but knot as mutch as craps, which are badl named French ones). Blody thanks, you wanking bugger." be4 he toke the crumpets and ate them.

Pilatiah happied, "That was tuff, but it was worth it to nuclear Haeds. Now lets prepair for teh new chaper." as she teleproted us out.

A/N: Woh, that was a tuff spot for Cloud, and a hard plac 4 Pit, butt theyl son be stuck in betwen those. Stay tuned 4 more.