"Uh, hey, Piper," Jason said, staring at the ground and nervously tugging at his camp shirt.
"Hey Jason," Piper replied easily. "How are you?"
"M-m-me? Uh, n-n-nothing. I mean, I'm f-f-fine," he stuttered, glancing up at her and shuffling his feet.
"So what-"
"Want to go out with me?" Jason blurted, then smacked his hand over his mouth.
"I- What?"
"Want to go walk my dog with me?" he rushed.
"Jason, you don't have a dog."
"Right," he said. "Have you seen the fireworks? Great, huh?"
"Jason, it's June. The fireworks are on the Fourth of July."
"Oh, my sister is calling, bye!" he said, then ran off.
"You're not allowed to have a phone!" she shouted after him, then rolled her eyes. What a weirdo.
