A/N wassup mah homies?! How are you doing up in here! Make some noise! ... I'm sorry... just read...
I'm what now? PREGNANT? What the hell?
"Y-you're kidding me, I know I'm a little effeminate but I'm a guy. How can I be pregnant?" He asks
"Well Mr. Hummel-Anderson, it probably has to do with some prescribed drugs your mother took while pregnant with you. You developed a uterus and ovaries, there are fallopian tubes and a birth canal attached to your prostate and colon. It isn't discovered in many men, the mutation only appeared about 1 in every 5000 boys born, that meaning about 1 in every 10000 babies born the decade you were born before they discovered the drugs' effects and recalled it. Also, even if a boy is born with this mutation it does mean they will be homosexual, which is the only way this could happen excluding rape which you don't appear to be victim of." The doctor pauses and Kurt shakes his head no. "There have only been a few occurrences of this in the world. Two in the UK and one right here in New York. I may be able to get you in touch with the other couple in New York who conceived.
"But what about like the m-menstrual cycle." Kurt says awkwardly "and how is this kid getting out?" he asks.
The doctor chuckles, "Each month an egg is released just like in a female, you are only fertile a few days a month. The period it's self is not very noticeable as it's mixed in with your stool and is usually quite light." Kurt blushes furiously. "As for the birth, your body is prepared to do so naturally, your birth canal will develop off your colon during the pregnancy, and we'll keep an eye on it to make sure it is developing as it should. So you can deliver naturally which is safest or you can deliver by caesarean which would be more dangerous but less painful. I'm afraid if you don't want this child, abortion would be quite invasive."
"No" Kurt says "I want this baby. How far am I? C-can you show me? Can we hear the heartbeat?" he asks.
"I estimate you are about two months along. We should be able to hear the heart beat. Let me just…" the doctor trails off, he flips some switches on the ultrasound machine and repositions the device. A steady thrumming fills the room. Kurt sits awed, tears prick at his eyes. "And that's your baby's heartbeat." the doctor says. Kurt is stunned, an hour ago he could not even imagine being pregnant, and now it was the most important thing. He wanted this baby more than anything. Kurt and Blaine's baby, THEIR baby. They would be a family.
An hour later.
Kurt sits on the couch holding the small picture of his unborn child, one hand placed softly on his still very flat stomach. Tears fall down his face, he doesn't know if they are happy or sad. How could he do this? How could he do this without Blaine? How would he tell Blaine? Would Blaine be their for the birth of their child? The questions rush through his head. He couldn't tell him in a letter. He remembers that it's been a month and he would get to Skype Blaine. What fantastic timing he thinks slightly sarcastically. He feels a bubble of excitement and nervousness thinking of the upcoming call, he decides to focus on the excitement. Blaine would be happy. Right?
Friday December 17th 2020 Blaine POV
He hasn't gotten letters from Kurt in a few days. He still wrote everyday but he never got a letter in return. Was Kurt getting his letters? Was he okay? Was he angry because of Eli? There was nothing Blaine could do! Blaine was angry, nervous and confused.
Kurt POV
Kurt stares at the letters, each ending with an increasingly worried goodbye.
I Love you with all my heart
Love Blaine
I guess you were too busy to write, I love you.
Love Blaine
Did I do something wrong? I love you. I'm Sorry.
Your loving husband Blaine
Kurt chews at his lip, he rubs nervous and unconscious circles on his stomach. In any other circumstance Kurt might find Blaine's nervousness cute, but right now he was just as nervous as Blaine. Kurt pulls out a piece of paper and a pen.
Dear Blaine,
I'm sorry I haven't written, I got some news from the doctor, it's not bad, just interesting. I don't know how you are going to take it. Don't be angry. I'll tell you on Skype Sunday. It's not something you should hear in a letter. I love you.
Kurt xxoo
Kurt seals the letter in the envelope, addresses it and sticks a stamp on it. He hurries down to the main floor and puts it in the mailbox. He walks quickly up to their apartment and decides today is a good day to wrap the few presents he has bought. Halfway through the day the phone rings. Kurt stands up from the various coloured paper and ribbons surrounding him, his knees pop and creak from sitting down for the last hour and a half or so. He quickly grabs the phone. The call display reads Hummel-Hudson.
"Hello." he answers cheerfully.
"Kurt dear! So glad I caught you, how are you?" Carole's warm voice comes through the speakers.
"I'm holding on Carole, how are you?" Kurt asks
"We are doing great." she says with a chuckle "We were just calling to see if you want to come down for Christmas, we'd pay for your tickets."
"Oh that would be fantastic, I've been dreading spending Christmas alone." He says as tears prick at his eyes.
"Great! Just tell us when you'll be down. Goodbye honey." Carole says.
"Bye Carole, tell dad hi for me." Kurt says.
"Will do, buh bye." Carole says and the call ends. Kurt presses the OFF button and returns to his wrapping. Maybe a family Christmas will boost his spirits.
Saturday December 18th evening Blaine POV
Finally Blaine gets a letter from Kurt and he's more anxious than before. What the hell was going on?
"Whatchya got there soldier." Eli sneers "Love letters from your little princess?"
Blaine clenches his teeth and takes a calming a breath.
"Yes sir, it is a letter from Kurt sir." Blaine says
"Skip the formalities Blaine, we are alone." Eli says, Blaine almost snaps at him, but even with Sebastian's small allowance, he feels that would not be wise. He simply nods.
"What are you doing here Eli?" Blaine asks.
"Same thing as you I assume, trying to make old dad proud." he says with an eye roll. Blaine chuckles.
"Yep, I know how that feels. Be straight with me? Are you going to try and screw things up between me and Kurt?" He asks
"Nah, I was just shocked to see you at first… and well a little old hurt and jealousy. I'm actually married, lovely oblivious girl, kid on the way." He scoffs
"W-what?" Blaine asks shocked
"Like I said making old pops proud, good image for the family, yada yada yada" he says.
"I really don't know what to say." Blaine says
"Don't worry about it Blainers, everyone here knows I'm gay and knows my story…and I've got my play things." Eli says with a cocky smirk. What did Blaine ever see in the jackass?
Sunday December 19th 2020 Kurt POV
Kurt putters around the apartment nervously all day thinking of how to tell Blaine he figured the best way was just to say it and show him the picture.
9:50 finds Kurt sitting at the computer fingers drumming on the desk. He browses through facebook, twitter, tumblr and youtube. 9:58 the Skype call sounds and Kurt clicks accept quick as lightning. Blaine's grainy nervous face appears.
"What's wrong Kurt?" Blaine asks. Kurt smiles slightly embarrassed.
"Blaine baby I told you nothing is wrong." he says
"Then why have you barely written me in a week?"
"I'm sorry, I was just kind of shocked… Blaine, I know this sounds impossible, but I'm pregnant."
Blaine POV
Oh my god…
A/N Oh no is he panicking? Is he excited, I don't know, maybe if you drop me a review I'll figure it out! ;)
