Luis, Bo, Damon, Juri, and Casey all tumbled into the dungeon and
landed on top of eachother. They heard some gasps of doom all around
them, and when Damon looked up (cuz he was on top giggles), he went
wide-eyed.

There was Russell Potato Northrop, Ethan Coconut Robinson, Wade Ginger
Martin, Chad Cheese Morris, Norton Ham Williams, Hal Hamburger
Esposito, Lucky Omelet De Luca, Lefty Oliveoil Mancini, Earnest
Popsicle Jones, Algernon Grapefruit Papadopoulos, Thad Cherry Carlson,
Bucky Carrot Pasteur, Donald Lettuce Anderson, Fatty Beef Johnson,
Melvin Bacon O'Connor, and some Townies and Prefects no one cared
about. A shivering Earnest was wailing that Cornelius Chicken Johnson
was burned, while Norton explained that Vance Pepperoni Mecidi was
burned (while Ricky Mozzarella Pucino cried as he was hauled off to
join others in the closet), Chad said that Gord Icecream Vendome
would've been burned if he didn't use tremendous amounts of money to
buy King Closet something very expensive and FABULOUS, and Edgar
Tortilla Munsen said that some Duncan dude got burned, but nobody
really cared...

Luis had another muscle spasm that Juri took care of, Bo played cards
with Damon, Casey took Bo's hat and wore it over his own, Russel
counted how many fingers he had, Ethan climbed on the ceiling like a
ninja, Wade was crying with a picture of Christy Sage Martin held
tightly in his hands, Chad complained about his clothes and how much
poor scum was here with him (since apparently all Preps but one
managed to make it out, no matter how much money any of them had),
Norton planned ways to kill Chad, Hal made a face out of his stomach,
Lucky ranted to Lefty that he definitely did NOT live up to his
name, Earnest was telling Algie, Thad, Bucky, Donald, Fatty, and
Melvin all of his plans to escape, the Townies were insulting everyone
while Clint beat himself up, and the Prefects cried for their mommies.
And Jimmy.

Life was good.