Melissa
I woke up feeling rather... Sick. Well, I was awake, but my eyes were just closed. What the hell? Why was I feeling like this? The first thing I wanted to know was where the hell I was. I flinched when I sat up.
"Ow..." I mumbled, rubbing my forehead.
"Finally up, are you?" Someone asked. Was that a kid's voice? I opened my eyes slowly. Everything was blurry, but the first thing (or someone) I saw was a little kid? Who the hell... My eyes widened. She put her finger over my mouth.
"Shh! Before you even start cussing out the damn air, it's me... Alex... Got it? We're in the Naruto world, and in the Akatsuki Hideout... Now I'm going to remove my finger. And when I do, don't you dare scream... Got it?" she asked. I nodded slowly even though I was scared shitless. She removed her finger, and I...
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE HELL ARE WE? WHY ARE YOU A DAMN CHIBI? AND WHY IS MY VOICE HIGH PITCHED?" I covered my throat. Ow... Sore throat. And why is my voice high-pitched?
"Yeah, I have a lot of explaining to do. It's my fault." I death-glared her before grabbing her by her hair.
"Alex. Youdefinitely have a lot of explaining to do. And it definitely is your fault. What're we supposed to do now?"
"Well, number 're in the Narutoverse and we're in the Akatsuki base. Number two, me, you and Lyra are chibis so don't feel self-conscious. And also... Umm..." I let her go.
"Damn Alex. I knew this was a horrible idea. And now I'm sick thanks to you..." I muttered, pouting.
"I know and I'm sorry. But anyway..."
"Do you know how get us back, exactly?" I asked.
"Nope." She said simply. I raised my hand as if I was about to slap her, but instead, I slapped myself.
"Uhm... What was that for?" she asked.
"Just to make sure I'm not dreaming or anything. And I'm gonna... Gonna for a walk..." I said, standing up.
"But you're naked..." Someone else mumbled. I blushed, and turned my head slowly.
Zetsu... I am looking at Zetsu... And he is looking at me and I'm naked.
Hmm... He's taller than I thought. No wait... I'm just smaller... Wait I'm still naked...
"PERVERT!" I yelled, throwing a random object at his head. Oh shit that was a fucking needle I'm gonna die.
"I'm going to kill her..." Black Zetsu growled.
"Eeep!" I squealed.
"Aw come on. She's too cute to be killed." Alex cooed, I sighed and wrapped my skirt that was on my bed around my body.
"Aww, looks like a mini dress!" Alex squeaked.
"Oh don't worry. This hand is going to make a HUGE red mark, on your... Left cheek, three and a half inches away from your chin... Right... There."
"Random children..." He mumbled.
"Hey! That kinda rhymed!" I pointed out a few seconds later.
"Uhm... Okay..." Alex responded. I moonwalked in a circle before punching a wall.
"What the fuck dude?" Alex yelled.
"How would you feel if you woke up in the anime world with no way to get home at the moment? Did you forget you had a cake in the oven?" I said. Alex gasped.
"HOLY... I DID!"
"Exactly. Don't say shit if we get back and your house is on fire." I sighed, leaving the room. I sighed once more. Well, now that's off my chest, where the heck is the bathroom?
I walked around aimlessly looking for someone to talk to. Where is Deidara? Damn I'm obsessed with that dude. And stupid me. I fell down some stairs.
"Owwiee..." I choked out, almost crying.
"Ooo... That looked like it hurt, un. Are you okay?" I already knew who it was. I looked up.
"Hey Deidara!" I squealed, standing up.
"Oh, you're the one Lyra was talking about, un."
"You stumbled into her?" I asked.
"Yeah... But seriously, are you okay, un?" The blonde-haired man asked, his blue eyes twinkling and I looked into his never-ending abysses of beautiful saphir- woah I've suddenly become a poet.
"I'm... fine. Have you met Alex yet?" I asked.
"Um... No..."
"Well, I fondly got to see the person I was always thinking about for the past eighteen or nineteen years of my life."
"Hm? But aren't you like... Eight, un?"
"No, I'm nineteen."
"Right... Um... I'm going to leave now..." He said awkwardly.
"Aww... Why?" I whined.
"I have a mission, why else, un? I wouldn't just leave you here for no reason." I blushed. How romantic... Can he be? Aw... If only I weren't this little midget thing...
"Well... Bye now, un." He poofed away.
"Aw..." I mumbled.
"There you are!" Someone yelled, running up to me. I stood up and put my hands on my hips.
"Well, you're the only chibi person left in this hideout so... Hello Lyra..." I greeted.
"Geez, I was looking for you. How do you feel?" She asked.
"Um... I feel okay... If that's what you mean." She rolled her eyes.
"So... Where were you this whole time?" I asked.
"I was talking with Pein saying that we're adults and not children."
"Cool... OHH! Did you know that Alex left a cake in the oven?" I said.
"WHAT? Since when does ALEX make FOOD?"
"No one knows. But she left it in the oven."
"Fine. She better not say shit when the house burns down..." She mumbled.
"See? I told her that before I left."
"Wow... We must think exactly the same then."
"What the fuck? What the hell are fucking kids doing in here?!"
"Hm... I take a guess that's Hidan?" I whispered into Lyra's ear. She nodded and blushed. I turned to face him, and cleared my throat.
"Ahora escucha aquí viejo! No te atrevas a empezar diciendo que nos vayamos de mierda! Si ladran los sesos a alguien, hazlo a Alex!"(1) I yelled at him in Spanish. His eyes widened before he frowned.
"Ahora se escucha aquí, mocoso! No vengas por aquí que me dice qué hacer! Y deja de jurar que es malo para usted!"(2) He yelled back.
"Oh ... ya sabes español?"(3) I asked.
"Sí, lo creo ... Ahora deja de maldecir a niña."(4)
"Nosotros no Niñas Somos! Todos ESTAMOS 18 y 19, pero Alex dijo algo acerca de Jashin y ahora somos niños!"(5) He rolled his eyes and walked away. I stuck out my tongue whilst Lyra looked really impressed.
"Wow. When did Hidan learn Spanish?" Lyra asked. I shrugged my shoulders.
"Want to go look for Alex? I doubt she's still in that room with Zetsu..."
"Sure." She agreed as we started looking for Alex.
(1) Now listen here man! Don't you dare go start telling us to fucking leave! If you want to bark your head off at somebody, do it at Alex!
(2) Now you listen here, brat! Do not come in here telling me what to do! And stop, swearing is bad for you!
(3) Oh... You know Spanish?
(4) Yes, I do... Now stop cursing girl.
(5) We are not girls! We are all 18 and 19, but Alex said something about Jashin and now we are children!
