Interview With Wicked
A/N: I need more reviews! I can't update if I don't get any questions or dares for these guys! The review button doesn't bite! Seat Order:( this is really more for me than anything)
Wizard - Morrible - Dorothy - Boq - Glinda - Fiyero - Elphaba - Liir - Nessarose - Me.
"Okay, I've got two questions from UnlimitedDream90 and one dare from the phantom fiyero! Many thanks for the reviews!" Facing the audiance, I was beaming - I'd avoided Glinda and was in jeans and a black tank top with my tennis shoes.
"Can I leave now?" I looked over at the boy sitting uncomfortably in his chair between Nessa and Elphaba. I wIs immediately annoyed.
"Don't talk to me," i said in monotone. "Just be glad I saved your sorry hide from Shell."
"What?" The Thropp Girls said in Unison.
"I forgot - none of you are around after the first book. Several of you die - wow that was a depressing thought, well except for Morrible being dead. She's killed by Elphaba in her last few minutes of life. At least Dorothy doesn't return... oh, wait, Dorothy comes back in... Oh spoilers!"
"What? I go back to Oz?"
"I said nothing - anyways Shell ends up ruler of Oz and looks for the Gimmerie along with Liir who he thinks can read it."
"He thinks Liir can read the Gimmerie?" Elphaba looked at me for a second, then erupted into cackles - "That's rich! I'd love to see you try Liir!"
"Uhm, not right now. Maybe if someone asks for it to happen hinthint I might make it happen. Okay, here is the phantom fiyero's dare: I dare you to make dorothy and elphaba go barefoot for two chapters once on broken glass the other on just the cold hard floor." Everyone looked at me expectantly,"Hey, a dare's a dare. Though, I'm going to tweak it because I'm biased. Sorry The phantom fiyero, but only Dorothy has to do it!" I snapped my fingers, taking away Dorothy's shoes and chair. "You'll just have to deal with the cold floor for now. Tomarrow get's to be the glass! Yea! Okay, here are UnlimitedDream90's questions:
Question for all of them: If you could be anyone from a different musical/book who would it be and why?
and
Question for all: Do you have any regrets? Let's start with Elphaba."
"For the first question - preferably a strong female character. I don't feel like changing my gender anytime soon. I just don't want to be green and I don't want to be a wimp. Not Eliza Dolittle or Maria Von Trappe - I lived in a Maunatary and it wasn't pleasant and I don't want to talk funny and do whatever I'm told to by some man who I end up falling in love with who is a complete a-"
"Language Elphaba."
"Sorry - jerk. Is that better?"
"Yes."
"Okay, I'll continue now. I wouldn't mind being Christine Daáe - though the Phantom was a big stalker..."
"Hey, the Phantom's awesome! But yeah, he's a stalker - but he loves her so it's sweet in a creepy way." I got a few looks from the opposite side of the room, " Oh please, he's not that bad - even though he killed people. So did most of you guys."
" Alright... and for the second - of course i have regrets! My sister, lover, my real parents, and every other person I actually cared about died! I could've saved them if I had-"
"Don't blame yourself Elphie," Glinda interrupted," some things just happen. I guess I'll go next. For the first question - why would I want to be anyone else? I'm perfectly perfect in every way!"
"Wow, she just quoted Mary Poppins..."
"Ignoring that, the second question, yes I do have regrets. I wish I had stayed with Elphaba in the Emerald City, or helped her at least."
"Aww, friendship. How revolting."
"THAT'S IT! MORRIBLE, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SOUTHSTAIRS! GUARDS!"
"What? No!" The Gale Force burst in and I resisted the urge to kill them all on the spot.
"Finally, that's so much better. Next?" Everyone stared at me wide eyed - "Please, the only one in danger of Southstairs is the... Wizard," I practically spit out his name." No matter how much I detest her, Dorothy doesn't deserve that. It's too horrible a place."
"I'll go next then."
"Thank you Fiyero."
"I would change because I'd be away from Elphaba, and I don't regret anything i did because I get to be with the love of my life every day." I heard Dorothy give an 'aww' and promptly ignored it.
"That's sweet Fiyero - Nessa's turn!"
"Well, I'm fine with who I am. I just wish I wasn't handicapped. I have no arms in the book and I can't walk in the musical!"
"You can walk once you get the shoes enchanted..."
"Well, without the aid of magic. It's against the Unnamed Go-"
"Again with the Unnamed God Nessa! Surely you've realized by now that-"
"Elphaba, let me handle this." She glared at me, "Really? Really Elphaba? Okay, Nessa - no more talk about the Unnamed God. We don't have any of those religions here in America. Now please go on."
"Alright, my regrets...I regret a lot of stuff, one of them being never finding some to love me and never starting a family."
"Well, I guess most people would regret that. Okay - how about you Boq?"
"I wouldn't mind being Mark from RENT - he seemed pretty cool to me. Then, not many regrets. My book self has an awesome life - not do much the musical. I regret freaking out on Nessa and Elphaba that day - messed up a lot. And AI got turned into tin."
"Dorothy? What about you?"
"I regret dropping a house on the Wicked Witch of the East." I gave her a harsh look, as did Nessa."Sorry, is 'Eminence of the East' better?"
"Much. Now please continue so I can get to the last person."
"I also regret getting grabbed for this thing - my feet are freezing." I glared at her and she shut up,"Okay - I'd like to be… Meg from Phantom of the Opera. She was reay pretty and sweet and she didn't have to deal with a stalker."
"Don't insult Erik. Ever."
"Who's-"
"The Phantom! Duh! Read the book people - it clearly states Le Fantôme de l'Opéra's name is Erik!"
"What?" Glinda looked at me like I was crazy-which is completely accurate. I'm an author and I'm a theater person - I have to be crazy.
"Oh, nevermind - Wizard, your turn."
"No regrets, I like myself just fine thank you very much."
"You don't regret killing your own daughter?"
"Okay…one regret."
"Oh look, the fony-bolony has a heart."
"Fony-Bolony?"
"Elphaba, bit everyone can come up with witty insults. Moving on now -
"What! B-but-"
"Wow, you're annoying. Well, that was all the questions so…bye!"
A/N: Of course Boq likes Mark - they're both nerdy. Though Mark has an awesome scarf. I need more questions and dares to update so…REVIEW! Or I'll send my goblins after you, or Elphaba's flying monkeys. *evil grin*
