Disclaimer: If I told you once I've told you again. I'm not repeating myself!

Warning: OOC Nations, cause I fail like that! And Yaoi..

Spell: -turns on For Your Entertainment and dances-

Everybody: …

Spell: What! Adam Lambert is hot! [/smiles brightly]

America: Only you would think that.

Spell: [/pouts] Fine! [/turns off the music] Ruin my fun!

England: When the fun scares the rest of us, then yes.

Spell: [/grins evilly] Oh I can be really scary when I want to be~ [/smiles brightly] Anyways how many reviews do we got this time?

Cali: We've got ten. Though I'm not sure if it's worth our time. [/painting her nails]

Spell: [/rolls her eyes] You're just jealous that you haven't been asked a question. Russia you read this one. I'm feeling lazy right now.

Russia: Alright. This is from InnocentJester199, da. They say:

Woot! Another "ask" fic!

Alright then, here are my questions~!

Spell: Hit us with your best shot! [/starts humming the song Hit me with your best shot]

To England: England~! You're my fave of all the characters out there!
Seriously! Can I call you Iggy?

England: [/smiles] Another person who has made a wonderful decision. [/eye twitch] No you cannot call me that infernal nickname. But I shall give you permission to call me Arthur.

To Spain: Hola Spain! Did ja know I have Spanish blood? And I am currently
learning Spanish too~! Hehehe... I didn't ask any questions...

Spain: Hola! I didn't but that is fantastic, mi amigo! That's alright! I'm just happy to hear from one of my people~

To all: If ever you guys have the chance, which female character in Hetalia
would you date and why? (smiles evilly)

America: Dude there's girl nations! Why haven't I been told?

Spell: [/smacks him with book] Of course there are girls. Not enough mind you. Girls will rule the world someday! But yes out of the nations the girls are Vietnam, Taiwan, Liechtenstein, Hungary, Belarus, Ukraine, Belgium, Monaco, Seychelles, Wy and Poland...wait no that's a guy.

America: Oh. Then Vietnam, cause she's hot.

England: Seychelles because she isn't insane like most of the others.

France: Monaco~ she's just so adorable, non?

China: Vietnam. Taiwan is like a little sister to me, aru!

Russia: All shall become one with Russia, da? [/mumbles] besides Belarus.

Italy: Liechtenstein! She's really sweet, ve~

Romano: Belgium. She is pretty cool. [/shrug]

Spain: Belgium. We get along very nicely!

Japan: [/blushes] T-Taiwan.

Germany: [/raises an eyebrow slightly] Why should I answer this?

Spell: Cause the reader wants you too! Now do it.

Germany: …Fine. Ukraine. She is very sweet.

Russia: [/frowns and glares at Germany]

Spell: Don't start Russia! I'm not in a mood to clean up blood from the last time of fighting!

Prussia: Hungary. Only cause I'm awesome and she totally wants me.

Hungary: [/storms in and bashed Prussia several times with frying pan then leaves.]

Anyways, that's all... Bye!

Everybody: Bye!

Spell: Japan read this one. I'm still being lazy.

Japan: O-of course. This is from T-Switzy and they ask:

Hi there all! I have questions! XD

Spell: Yay! .

Question 1 is for Italy! - Hey Italy and Romano, I'm going to Rome this spring break. Can you tell me some fun stuff to do?

Italy: Of course, ve! You can eat pasta and gelato. Go to the beaches and swim. Visit museums.

Romano: Oi! Don't forget about the vineyards! Visit them too and taste some wine.

Spell: Only if you're old enough!

Question 2 for EVERYONE! - Where is Greece?-*eye twitch*-He is my favorite
country! Why can't he be here? I have some important questions he HAS to
answer!-*perverted giggle*-Japan your friends with him...maybe you would know
where he was-*more perverted giggling*

Spell: Oh yeah Greece...um funny thing about that…I might have an idea…

Japan: Where is Greece-kun? [/is concerned for his friend]

Spell: My room...and he might be part cat.

America: Wait what!

Spell: He might be part cat. It was a complete accident alright! I had snitched Iggy's wand wanting to see if it worked and I hit Greece with a spell.

England: You took my wand! How dare you!

Spell: I did dare and it was awesome until I changed Greece...actually, no that just added to the fun. I'll go get him! [/goes off to get Greece. Comes back shortly later pulling a Greece attached to a leash.]

Greece: …meow. [/tail flicks]

Spell: See! Isn't he just so cute! –puts Greece's head- Now next question!

Question 3 for France and England! - Did you know I'm part English and part
French? I feel like your
love child! XD

England: I would never with that Frog!

France and me: Wasn't what you said last night~

England: [/blushes] Gits!

France: I'm sure if your are part of me then you must be belle~ ;)

well bye! I hope you enjoyed my questions!

T-Switzy, over and out!

Spell: Laterz!

Italy: This is from RomanChickster, ve~ They ask:

Spell: Cute name! –glomps-

Gutten tag mein welt! I noticed the total lack of drop-dead-GORGEOUS-ness in
this interrogation, so I decide to ask a question. You're welcome.

Germany: You know German! Guten tag to you as well!

To Germany: When you gonna admit you're undying love for Italy?

Germany: [/blushes] I-I have no idea what you're talking about!

Did I say 'a' question? Well, I lied.

Spell: The cake is a lie!

England: What in the bloody hell are you talking about?

Spell: Nothing~ Continue~

To Russia: Where's Belarus?

Russia: [/shakes head and hides] No no no no no! Belarus stay away!

Spell: She wasn't invited, but if you have questions for her then we can call her and have her over for a bit.

To America: What was the REAL cold war?

America: Snowball fight! [/smiles brightly]

Russia: [/rolls eyes] It wasn't. And we can't tell you that. It's classified information, da.

Spell: I've got the real one on tape. I'll mail it to ya! [/goes to computer and emails it too you] Have fun with that!

Germany: I'm doing the next one. This is from spycutie009.

Spell: Yay someone from last time! –glomps spy and Max-

Max: O_o . . . . no thank you, France. I already have a boyfriend.

Me: Fang. -mutters-

Max: -_-

France: Aw that is too bad, mon cher~ We would have had some very interesting times~ ;D

Me: -hugs England- Now it's time for questions! :D

England: [/blushes and hugs back slightly] If you insist.

-awkward silence-

Spell: [/starts playing the Jeopardy song]

Me: I can't think of any. D:

Max: Use your imagination.

Me: My imagination is a little perverted right now.

Max: Fine then, I'll do it. England, do you hate being called "Iggy"?

England: I hate it because that bloody idiot America made it up for me.

Spell: Which means he actually loves it.

England: I do not!

Spell: Whatever you say Iggy~

England: Don't call me that!

Me: Hey, did ya know we finished learning about the Revolutionary War in
social studies class? Now we're learning about the Civil War. America, how
were you feeling at that time of conflict between the states?

Spell: Haha! I'm ahead of you then! I'm in the World Wars at the moment~

America: I was a bit confused. Because both sides had good points about the reason for the war. But mainly hurt cause I didn't want them to fight.

England: Wouldn't have happened if you didn't betray me.

Spell: No fighting!

Max: Well, that wasn't perverted at all. :)

Me: I repressed my perverted question, and decided to ask that. Ha! Beast Boy
does rock! :D Bye!

Spell: Aw you should have asked it! [/smiles]

Michelle&Max

France: I'm next to read it! This is from Sierra. She asks:

France why do you torture England and who liked Canada first France or Prussia
or was the Prussia liking Canada just make believe

France: I torture England cause it is simply fun, mon cher.

Prussia: France liked Canada first, since he raised him. And why would me liking Mattie be a lie! I love my little Birdie~ [/wraps an arm around Canada's waist pulling him close]

Canada: [/blushes]

Spell: I get the next one! This is from BunniesRoses. Cute name! They ask:

Hello! I have questions! =D

Everybody: Yay! [/sarcasm]

Spell: Be nice!

Canada - Canada, Can I hug you and take you home? and what do you think about
everyone? =D

Canada: S-sure you can hug me. I don't think you can take me home, though. Unless you bring Prussia along that is. Um everyone is great from what I know of them. Nobody really notices me though.

Russia - Can I hug you too? and take all your sunflowers? =D

Russia: Da! You may have hug~ [/frowns and glares] Nyet. You can't have my sunflowers.

Prussia - You are so awesome but your bird, Gilbird is more awesome than you
but yet here's the real question...Who do you think is more awesome? you OR
CANADA?

Prussia: I know I'm awesome! My little buddy is not awesomer than me! He's close but he can't surpass me. Mattie is Awesomer than gilbird, but not as awesome as me. I do love him though~ Kesese

Romano - ROMANO YOU BETTER CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS TO SPAIN YOU TSUNDERE! :D

Romano: Is that a dare or you just yelling at me. Cause I don't know or care, dammit. And I have no feelings for that tomato bastard!

China - Can you hug Russia and become one with him?

China: W-what! Um..Must I?

Russia: [/pouts] Yao-Yao doesn't want to become one with me?

Spell: Do it. Or I'll take Shinatty-chan away!

China: [/sighs softly and hugs Russia] I shall become one with Russia.

Russia: [/smiles and hugs back] Good, da~ [/scoops China up and walks towards the bedrooms]

Spell: Use the guest bedroom near mine!

Russia: [/does as told]

England: Why did you want him to use that room?

Spell: Video cameras are planted all over it. Bunnies~ I'll send you the video once they are finished!

Japan - Who do you like better? Greece, England, China, or Turkey?

Japan: They are all my friends and I like them equally.

Spell: He likes Greece a lot.

Japan: [/blushes] Don't tell people things like that.

Spell: It's true though.

And that's the end of my questions but I'll be back for more questions~ :D

Spell: You better be! I'll hunt you down! [/giggles] Nah I'm joking~ Maybe! XD

America: I'm doing this one! It's from captain blood. [/blinks] What kind of name is that!

Spell: It's an awesome one now read it!

America: Awesome my heroic ass! …She asks:

Hey~! I'm captain and a girl, English but I was born in America but I like being called English and I love England~~!

America: America is so much better!

England hey hhhhha .blushes. I love you!

England: Hi...um…Thank you?

France I het you! fucking wine frog.

France: Ah well! I shall just change your mind, non?

America your ok 0^0.

America: Just ok! I'm the hero, dude! I'm better than ok! I'm amazing!

England I have a time machine we can go back in time to when u were a pirate but u have to take me and its only for 3 days think about it u only have 'til the end of this chapter.

England: Really? Hm...I shall think about my dear~

Spell: …..You didn't even ask permission!

England: What do you mean ask permission! I can make my own bloody choices!

Spell: You are under my supervision at the time being and what I say goes. [/glares]

England: I'm still thinking about going.

Spell: Fine! Next question!

Germany and Prussia I have beer 4 u ^=^.

Germany: Ah Danke. –takes the beer-

Prussia: It's the good stuff right? –takes the beer anyways- Danke.

Canada you like Prussia~~~!

Canada: I-is that a statement? U-um I do like him...

Prussia you love Canada~~~~!

Prussia: Tch. Of course! He's so cute! –hugs Canada-

Prussia and Canada make out.

Prussia: Kesesese Alright! –kisses Canada and turns into making out-

Spell: -pulls out video camera and records-

Romano u love Holland

Romano: Um, no. I don't. Your insane.

Holland u love Romano.

Holland: Who?

Romano Holland have sex in the closet 8D.

Spell: [/shoves the two in the closet]

Romano and Holland: [/has sex then comes out of the closet]

Spell: ...I didn't even know that was a pairing...

bye bye and England yes or no .sweet smile.

England: Yes~

Spell: He'll go with you at the very end. I need him for a bit longer.

Prussia: This is from TheOppositesAlchemist.

Spell: Yay! FMA!

Prussia: Don't interrupt the awesome me! Anyways! They ask:

Hello all! I have grabbed Vermont and Massachusetts to do this with me!

Everybody: Hello~

Cali: Vermont! Massachusetts! –hugs both-

Vermont: Can I please go home?

Me: NO! Mehehe... Anyway, I have a dare for you England -evil grin-

Massachusetts: I already like where this is going.

England:….I don't trust you three..

Me: I dare you to steal Denmark's ax.

Massachusetts: Either that or get drunk with France. Your choice.

England: Either get killed..or get raped. Denmark it is! [/goes off and steals Denmark's ax and comes running back with an angry Dane at his heels] Help me!

Spell: Toss it here!

England: [/toss it]

Spell: [/catches] Denmark here boy here boy.

Denmark: I'm not a dog and give me back my axe!

Spell: Stay here and answer questions and I'll give it back.

Denmark: Fine.

Spell: [/gives it back]

Vermont: ...You guys are terrible. Also, we have a question for Germany and Italy.

England: Thank you a sane one of the idiot's children!

Cali: [/glares] Don't call my father an idiot~ I can and will shoot you.

England: [/eyes widens and hides behind me]

Spell: Dude I'm not going to protect you.

Me: -snaps out of deranged thought- Oh yes. Did you know there's pasta
called gnocchi? It's basically potatoes in the shape of dumplings that's
cooked and served as pasta with sauce. And I love it so.

Italy: I did know, ve~ I made it so that I could eat the Germany's potatoes! I'm glad you like it~

Germany: I do know, since it's one of pasta dishes that Italy has me eat when he cooks.

Massachusetts: By the way Prussia, OUR DAD IS AWESOMER THAN YOU!

Vermont: We have 50 people to back us up on this.

Prussia: He is so not awesomer than me!

Me: And me! So bye all!

Vermont: Bye Cali! We need to hang out more. -pouts- I hardly see you now
since you're all the way across the country.

Massachusetts: I guess I agree with Vermont. Bye everyone! Except for
Eyebrows! Go boil your head in some tea!

Cali: We should! I'll see if I can visit soon!

Spell: You can go visit now if you want..

Cali: I'll go visit after the chapter. People will miss me if I leave now!

Spell: [/shrugs] If you insist] China read the last one!

China: This is from Netflix.

Spell: Send me movies! [/stupid joke]

hey I dare Ivan to have sex with Italy in the closet. good luck Italy ha ha

Spell: Yay! I love that pairing! It's so full of fluff!

Everyone: -looks at me like I'm the strangest thing ever-

Spell: …Russia and Italy in the closet!

Russia: Alright, da~ [/goes into the closet]

Italy: Ve~ [/tilts head slightly and follows Russia into the closet]

Russia and Italy: [/smexing then comes out when they finish]

Russia: [/fixes his scarf]

Italy: [/giggles happily]

bey bey

Spell: Bye~ Well that's about it. So..I'm gonna go hang out in my bedroom..Bye! [/disappears]

England: Alright well I'm off to the past with captain blood. [/leaves]

Cali: And I'm off to hang out with my brothers! Laterz~ [/leaves with England]

Everybody else: What are we supposed to?

Spell: I don't know. Leave but be back soon..if not I'll hunt you down!