Chapter 3

CS = Carly Shay SP = Sam Puckett FB = Freddie Benson SS = Spencer Shay
KeK = Kendall Knight JD = James Diamond CG = Carlos Garcia LM = Logan Mitchell

Carly is brushing her hair downstairs and Sam is scarfing down a slice of pizza. Freddie is preparing his camera and Spencer is taking a break and swirling on his chair.

SS: Hey Carly, I have a question to ask.
CS: Yuppers?
SS: Why do you like Big Time Rush so much?

Carly and Sam freeze in their activites. Carly puts the brush down and Sam stuffs her pizza.

CS: Spencer! You should know perfectly well what a teen obsession feels like. Remember when you kept playing Pak-Rat?
SS: Yes. But I was a GROWN MAN when I got that!
CS: *pauses* Well if you really want to know, I think their music is awesome and they are really good singers. They always pay attention to their fans and won't let any haters get in their way.
SP: And they're really hot...
CS: Yeah…
FB: Hey, where's Gibby?
SS: Oh, he's gonna be late, his mom had to take him to a doctor's appointment.
SP: Who's your favorite?
CS: JAMES! *sighs dreamily*
SP: Kendall.
CS: What about you guys?

Freddie and Spencer awkwardly pause, thinking.
Freddie, making a terrible mistake, says, "The short one?"

SP: THAT'S CARLOS YOU IDIOT!
SS: Hey, I just looked online, and James looks a lot like Freddie's friend Shane.
FB: Really?

Freddie walks over to the computer and checks.

FB: Oh yeah, you're right!

Both of them look at Carly.

CS: What? I have completely forgotten about Shane, and there have been better guys than him. Like James.
FB: I still don't get why you like them. They're just four guys making it big in the world right now and I'm really happy for their success but—

Sam cuts Freddie off by throwing the Shay's home phone at Freddie's stomach. She high-gives Carly a high-five and the two walk up the stairs to the iCarly studio.


The boys have just arrived at their unknown location, which appears to be a dinky motel that's not that big and very far from the concert hall they are performing at. The place looks closed, with the lights all off except for the little street lamp.

JM: You sure this is the right place?
Driver: That's what it said in the directions. Although it doesn't look like it.

Just as the boys grab all their bags, the driver speeds off.

LM: Great. Well, what should we do?
KeK: Well, I guess we should just go in. And we can always just ask concierge for another taxi to take us to the right place.

Kendall steps inside first, with the other boys behind him. The lights are off, so he turns them off. The floor has filled up with dozens of screaming fans, at least half from the airport.

CG: We've been set up!
KeK: So what should we do?

The boys, screaming like crazy, take their bags and run from the millions of screaming fans following them.

iCarly at the moment is about to air online in 5, 4, 3, 2...