(Is hiding behind a protective Axel and Roxas) Crazy: So hey guys! (Crowd is glaring) yea, I know I'm horrible how could I leave you hanging it's been months but I'm back! I'm super sorry I moved across the country then I had my mind clouded up by a crush. Just to say it didn't happen didn't have the guts to tell him .

Axel: Anyways she's really sorry but look she started watching another anime and television show! (They are 'Attack on Titan' and 'Sherlock'!) Crazy does not own any kingdom hearts characters at all but she is really sorry so this chapter will be longer than usual.

Crazy: see usually the story content is only roughly about 700 words long but this time it's going to be a thousand! Cause I love you guys!

Kingdom hearts Begins in 3….2…1! "Regret"

I've reread the e-mail 20 times by now.

'ROXAS HAS A GIRLFRIEND!'

The plan has backfired he was only supposed to get jealous of my made up story of us getting back together but he tries to move on. Did he ever have a crush on me in the first place? Was it my mind playing tricks on me just to give me false hope?

My brain has to be the worst thing on this planet to do such a thing to me! I feel like ripping out my hair storming over to his campus and punching the girl but for what in the end I wouldn't gain his affection just his hatred. The so called love of my life turns out to be just as straight as I thought but no sora had to push it in my mind he wasn't.

'Wait a minute, I can't feel bad it wasn't my brains fault its SORA'S! All I need to do is confront him!'

"What am I thinking it obviously isn't Sora's fault it's my fault. I just need to get over it and move on maybe I could take up a hobby….like um an instrument!"

Maybe I should take up music just to get my mind off things but for now I just need to call sora and beat his ass.

_Two Hours Later_

"So as you can tell sora, roxas obviously does not have feelings for me."

Looking irritated Sora starts to growl at me. Seriously he growled.

"You big oaf can't you see it's all a ploy to get to you! Roxas obviously is so infatuated with you that he has decided to date a girl the complete opposite of you just so he doesn't feel so sad that you are supposedly dating Larxene again!" Out of breath Sora starts to pant.

I'm really starting to get mad why Sora has to play with my emotions like this. If he knows I love his brother why is he trying to make it worse instead of comforting me obviously not everyone can have a perfect love life like him and Riku!

"Sora you obviously can't see or something it plainly states on the paper that he is dating another person and I'm not his best friend anymore he told someone else before me!"

"OH MY GOD AXEL! Stop being in denial for the love of god he has loved you forever how could you not notice through the years how he has put up with your shit and all you fucking do is bitch and moan about how he doesn't love you if you were as smart as you say you are you would've noticed this on day one!"

"I am smart and you obviously aren't if you can't see the print on the page!"

"You know what! I'm done trying to help you bastards get together figure it out yourself but by time it gets through your thick skull you won't even be able to change anything because he would have moved on!"

On the last word sora slammed the door taking with him the only thing that kept me connected to roxas. Was I really the stupid to yell at him he obviously knows what he is doing but I am not going to give in I know what is going on and no one is going to change my mind!

In my messy head I thought it was a great idea to run to my computer right then and write back to roxas.

Roxas,

I'm sorry to inform you but me and Larxene never got back together it was a joke me and sora came up with, sorry. Another thing is me and sora just had a fight it's not a big deal and for the love of god don't fucking ask what it was about. Roxas I hope you get everything that you deserve and more.

As for the Naminé matter I would like to say congratulations I am very happy for you. I'm sorry to say so roxas but school is getting harder and I might not be able to write to you but why would you care you have a girlfriend.

Roxas you should get a black cat and I hope it gives you years of bad luck. SO for your pleasure I give you this song that I hope you love the lyrics too.

Bye roxas Maybe I'll write back to you soon doubtful but you know you are allowed to have whatever you want.

Sincerely,

Axel

I hope he gets everything coming to him and worse.

Crazy: So what did you guys think? Please leave a review you could adore my writing or help me fix it!

*OUTTAKES*

_Two Hours Later_

"So as you can tell sora, roxas obviously does not have feelings for me."

Looking irritated Sora starts to growl at me. Seriously he growled.

"You big anorexic oaf can't you see it's all a play to get to you! Rocks ass like likes you!"

"Sora you obviously can't see or something, wait did you say rocks ass?" I burst out in laughter.

"Did I mess up my line dang I'm so nervous about swearing!"

BEEP-

"Omg Axel! Stop being in denial for the love of gosh he has loved you forever how could you not notice through the years how he has put up with your, do I need to say that?, poop and all you Flipping do is Female dog and moan about how he doesn't love you if you were as smart as you say you are you would've noticed this on day one!"

Everyone on set starts to laugh.

"What did I say?"

Beep-

I'm sorry to inform you but me and Larxene never got back together it was a joke me and sora came up with, sorry. ALSO YOU JERK FACE WHY DID YOU DITCH OUR DATE LAST NIGHT IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS FOR IT LATER.

Boop-

I'm sorry to inform you but me and Larxene never got back together it was a joke me and sora came up with, sorry. I HATE YOU BIG OLE MEANIE GETTING TOGETHER WITH ANOTHER GIRL! I MEAN BOY IM A BOY…

"SORA!"

-Roll Credits-

Crazy: haha sorry I put that as a treat we are not done yet! Leave feedback I'm thinking of maybe doing another Song-fic. This time it's Hetalia again but I need to know if my other songfic was good enough to try again I'm not sure but if I get good feedback ill have it up before school starts up again. WITH LOTS OF LOVE I'll see you next chapter!