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I feel evil! I'm so going to ruin Ron's life! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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"WHAT?!"
Hermione sighed, "I'm descended from Rowena Ravenclaw and Dumbledore. I'm a pureblood and I have no idea why I'm in Slytherin!"
Ron groaned, "Yay."
Harry was sitting really still.
"Are you still breathing?" Hermione reminded the half-blood.
He took a deep breath, "I think so."
Ron took a short glance at Hermione, "… Do you think we should ward off any suitors?"
Hermione laughed, "There's no need to! I'm not going to miss out the fun!"
Then the Golden Trio began to laugh.
*Draco's 'secret' spot.*
He was eavesdropping on the conversation.
Princess Mudblood was actually a pureblood?
Oh my god.
The world must have been coming to an end.
And Rowena friggin Ravenclaw's descendant to boot!
'Don't forget Dumbles!' A nagging voice in his head sang.
Draco shook his head, "… She might be the end of my problems."
*Malfoy Manor…*
"WHAT?!"
A bellow shook the Manor into its very roots.
"MY SON HAS FOUND THE HEIR OF ROWENA RAVENCLAW AND ALBUS DUMBLEDORE?!"
Narcissa sighed and ending her silence spell, "Could you lower your voice? Someone's trying to read."
Lucius Malfoy was livid. And very, very pleased.
"Sorry, hun, but I think I've found the perfect wife for our son."
Narcissa nodded unenthusiastically, "Yes dear."
"She's perfect from what Draco says. Good looks, smart head, very strong magically and emotionally, pureblooded and single!"
Narcissa raised her head, "Name?"
Lucius was beaming, "Hermione Grangers. Or should I say… Hermione Ravenclaw-Dumbledore."
Narcissa's eyes widened, "Ravenclaw? Dumbledore?!"
Lucius nodded, "We will meet her and decide so. Since she has no parents… It'll be hard to make her get married with Draco."
Narcissa nodded, "I'll go myself. You'll stay."
Lucius nodded, not realizing what he did until she smirked and told him, "I'll get the owl."
*Hogwarts… Next day~*
Draco opened the letter he got from Narcissa and Lucius.
*Letter…*
Dear Draco,
We will be coming on the next Hogsmeade visit.
We will discuss things then.
The Malfoy Family,
Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Black Malfoy
*End*
Draco scanned the sheet of parchment again and again.
We will discuss things then…
Hogsmeade…
Lucius Malfoy…
Narcissa…
"Crap."
*Next Hogsmeade Visit…*
Hermione sighed as she stood waiting for Ron and Harry to come out of the Quidditch store.
She honestly did not know exactly why Quidditch was so fun.
She thought about her life in self-pity.
'Total time spent in doing studying/work/reading: I'm not bothered to count.
Total time spent in saving Harry's and Ron's butts: I think around 5-6 hours.
Total time spent having fun: 30 minutes…'
Her life was totally boring.
She stomped into the Quidditch store and grabbed both Harry and Ron's collars and dragged them out of the store
"Time to have fun, NOT in a Quidditch store!" Hermione exclaimed.
Harry pulled his neck out of her grip and said, "What?"
Ron was dramatically twisting and yelling for the 'stranger' to spare his life and take Harry's instead.
Hermione kicked the redhead's back and said, "Shut up."
Ron stopped and his blue eyes widened when he saw Harry glare at him, "Sorry?"
Hermione grinned as she took a pile of snow and shoved it down Ron's back.
He yelled and jumped into the air.
Harry grinned, "Snowball fight?"
Hermione nodded, her eyes glowing.
Suddenly a snowball hit her head and she spun.
It was Seamus Finnigan.
She grinned evilly at him and took out her wand.
"Beware." That was all she said before piles of snow began to chase him.
The Irish boy yelled and ran away, making Dean Thomas get hit by the snow as well as Parvati, Lavender and Padma.
"This is war, Seamus!" Padma yelled.
Soon, all the students in the 6th Year began to pelt each other with snow and ice-cold water.
Hermione dried herself for the 5th time when another jet of water caught her in her face, this time, Ron did it.
She glared at her best friend and cast a Full Body Bind on him.
He fell into the snow with her over him.
She grinned and cast multiple amounts of spells on him, Harry, Luna, Padma, Lavender, Seamus, Dean, Parvati, Pansy, Blaise, Ginny, Zacharius, Michael (Corner), Colin, Dennis, Millicent, Theodore, Daphne, Vincent, Gregory, Astoria, Fred, George, Katie, Angelina, Alicia and the rest of Snowball Wars participants watching.
Ron suddenly rose with something that made everyone laugh.
He looked like…
A girl?!
He was actually very, very beautiful as a girl.
He had long wavy red hair, large blue doe eyes, pale skin and light make-up.
Some of the boys were wolf whistling and the girls began to take pictures.
"What did you do you me?" Ron asked, blinking.
He had lost the deep baritone and had a high soprano voice.
The boys began to roar with laughter with Fred and George asking Hermione what spells she used.
Hermione just smiled at the Weasley twins, "Not telling."
The infamous pranksters fell on their knees and began to beg her for the spells.
Most people stopped and watched Fred and George because they've never seen them beg.
Ron's jaw dropped, "Why are you two begging?"
George stifled laughs and said, "None of your business."
"And more for our business." Fred muttered softly.
Hermione just shook her head and walked away.
*Three Broomsticks…*
Draco sat on a seat and began to wait.
Minutes gone past and students began to go out of the pub and soon laughter and shrieks came from outside.
He sighed, 'Would I ever be able to have a normal childhood?'
Then the fireplace flared and Narcissa Malfoy stepped out of the green flames.
She walked straight to Draco, her arms out.
He glared at Madam Rosmera (?) and awkwardly hugged his mother.
She smiled at him and said to the innkeeper, "Can we have a private room?"
The woman nodded, her eyes trained on the golden purse of Narcissa's.
She beamed at Rosmera and gave her 5 golden galleons and followed her to the biggest and comfiest room in the Three Broomsticks.
As soon as they went in, she shoved the woman out of the room and cast spells in the room.
"Lucius and I have chosen who will be your wife."
Draco blinked, "It's not Pansy or Bulstrode is it?"
Narcissa laughed, "Of course not! It's that Granger girl!"
'Damn.'
