I woke up the next afternoon. I looked at my clock and it said it was 12 in the afternoon. "SHIT! I'm going to be so late for school!" I was getting dressed and ready for school when my fairy god family poofed out of the fish bowl.
"Uh big bro, it's Saturday. No school."
I looked at my clock again and it said it was Saturday. "Ugh," I groaned plopping back down onto my bed. "I hate that. The days are just blending together on me. Shows how old I'm getting."
"We know that sweetie. It seems like yesterday when we first came to you."
I laughed. "Yeah, I was so miserable thanks to Vicky, and when I disappeared into my room, and grabbed, then threw that eight ball, out pops you guys. Those were the days huh?"
"Yep! Ever since then we've had the time of our lives," Cosmo exclaimed.
"Super Toilet," I told him.
"Aah! So much clogging! Swirlies!" Cosmo proceeded to suck his thumb.
I just started to laugh my ass off. Apparently Wanda didn't think it was funny.
"Timmy! You know that wasn't nice."
"I know. The reaction he still gets from it is priceless!"
"I honestly think some of Vicky is starting to rub off on you big brother."
I stopped. Then I thought about it. "Vicky's been babysitting me for 3 years. It was bound to kind of rub off."
"TWERP!"
I forgot that Vicky was still here. My parents were gone for the whole month. "Joy, I have to deal with Satan's little girl. See you later guys." I walked out of my bedroom to head downstairs. In all of the years I've lived here, barely anything changed. We still had the same blue walls, same white stairs, same couches, kitchen, everything. Well almost everything. We had a 65 inch flat-screen with surround sound. A PS3, PS4, X Box 360, and an X Box One.
With all the games that came with them. Vicky usually played while I watched. Sometimes, I even offered advice. I knew why I did, but at least she didn't. During these acts of small kindness to her, she started to kind of be nice to me. Sort of. I would never admit to having a crush on her to anyone. Not even my fairy god family.
I think it started when I hit puberty. When she came back, I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. She filled out some in the time she was away. Her breasts were fuller, had hips that a model would envy, and she grew out her hair. Instead of her usual ponytail, she just let it out a little past her shoulder. 'Do you have any idea what you do to me,' I thought to myself as I walked down the stairs.
"What do you want Vicky," I grumbled.
"Lunch is ready."
I stared at her for a second. She never made me lunch, or breakfast, or even dinner. I usually did the cooking. "Um…thanks?"
"Make sure you do the dishes when you're done."
'I figured it wouldn't last,' I thought to myself. I ate lunch, which was left over pizza from last night with some fries. 'At least there isn't much to do.' I did the dishes, and thought about what happened last night. I remembered my dream, if that's what you could call it. 'If that was real, then we're all FUCKED,' I thought to myself. As I was thinking that, a realization hit me. My god family lived in a place called Fairy World. One that was different than my own. If that was the case…they had some explaining to do. "I'm going to talk to them about this," I said with venom. I finished the last dish. "The dishes are done. You want me to do anything else," I grumbled.
"That's all, for now."
I walked up to my room and locked the door. "Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Sparky, I want to talk to you. Now."
"Uh, what is it sport?"
"Last night I had one of the craziest dreams imaginable. Can you guess what it was?"
"No," Wanda said nervously.
"Well then, let me tell you. It all started when I was on a huge picture with Trixie Tang, a kind of pillar if you will," I continued until I got to where I woke up, leaving the part about Vicky out. "Do you mind explaining what the hell is going on?!"
