A/N: Hello again. Sorry it took me about 2 weeks to update, homework likes to pile up when I have inspiration and when I don't have any it leaves me. Good news is, I already know all of American history... So, writing shall take place in that class.
Other than that, enjoy! Oh and I would like your opinions on something. I'm thinking of making a sequel to "Castiel's New Pants" and an AU based off of one of my original stories after this. Both stories' plots are all written out so the updating thing won't differ between either. I just want to know which one you would want to see first. I guess you can put in a review or PM me or something. I also put it on my DA here, .com/journal/43682246/ P.S. Don't look at my art, it's terrible. :P Thank you in advance for any feedback I get. FINALLY; Thank you all so much for the reviews I keep getting! I'm really motivated for this because of you all. The favs and the alerts too!
Sam, Dean and Castiel were staring intently at America as he paused for dramatic effect, or thought, they weren't sure. Castiel was the first to break the silence.
"America, we do not have a lot of time." He said urgently, staring intently at America. America sighed.
"Well, I was thinking of going to Canada's house to hide… But that's too obvious! So… I was thinking of going to Japan's house!"
Sam made a strangled choking noise. "We don't speak Japanese." He informed America.
"Don't have to, Japan can speak English! He has to cause I won't learn any other languages!"
"Why not?" Sam asked, curious as to why America would refuse to do that one thing out of everything else.
"Because American is the best language ever!" He said, poking a finger at himself proudly.
"American is not a language." Castiel commented. Sam nodded and Dean went hunting for a beer. He figured this was going to take a while.
"It is so!" America argued, and Sam decided to follow Dean on his beer adventure. This argument was going to get very childish, very fast.
"No, most of the people of the United States of America speak English. There is no such thing as American." Castiel explained calmly, but with a tinge of anger.
"There's no such thing as your face!" America yelled, crossing his arms and pouting. Castiel frowned.
"Which one?" He asked, completely serious and America gaped at him.
When Dean and Sam returned, each holding two beers, they walked in a surprisingly silent America listening to Castiel explain what he meant by "Which one". Dean rolled his eyes; he found it ironic that Castiel's misunderstanding would get America to shut up. He walked in and interrupted Cas midsentence by shoving a beer bottle under his nose. Cas gave him a questioning look.
"Thought you needed it." Dean said simply.
"Dean, I do not need alcoholic beverages." Castiel informed him, and to Dean's surprise accepted the beer, thanked him and took several sips from it. Dean figured he didn't need it, but he wanted it. Sam handed America one, who immediately chugged it, burping loudly. Sam made a disgusted face, but didn't say anything.
"So, what's our plan? We going to Japan or what?" Dean asked impatiently.
"Do we need to call and ask him or something?" Sam asked, as well.
"Nah! He loves company! We can just show up." America said happily.
"If that is the case…" Castiel reached for Sam and Dean, and then looked over at America. "I need to rethink this." He said, furrowing his brows.
"How about this?" America asked as he enveloped Sam, Dean and Castiel into the weirdest group hug ever initiated. Dean squirmed and Sam elbowed him in the ribs. Castiel just hung there limply, lifted slightly off the ground.
"This will work." Castiel said simply and before any of them could blink they were in front of a beautiful Asian style mansion. They were currently under a large pink cherry blossom tree, that was raining petals on them like there was no tomorrow. There was a mote type thing around the mansion and a bridge that went through it leading to the front doors where two, what Dean thought were stone wolves, Sam knew were foxes with red bandanas, stood guard. Castiel was the first to say anything. "This place is quite beautiful." He commented. Then he started squirming. "Would you release me, America?" America complied and as soon as his feet touched the ground, Castiel began walking towards the front door. Dean, Sam and America followed soon after.
Dean nearly ran into Castiel's back when he abruptly stopped about three feet from the door. Castiel turned to Dean. "There is a warding talisman somewhere behind the door. I cannot go any farther."
"Then we'll take it down!" Dean exclaimed. He then moved to kick the door down. Sam made a gasping noise and went to grab Dean.
"No, Dean!" He yelled pulling Dean backwards onto the ground with himself.
"The door's not going to open itself!" Dean yelled, pulling a half-way-up Sam back on his butt. When Dean proceeded to try to get up, Sam did the same to him. America began to laugh obnoxiously loud after about the third time and Castiel couldn't decide whether to be embarrassed, or amused.
After about 20 cycles of, Sam gets up and gets pulled down by Dean who attempts to get up and gets pulled down by Sam, the door opened a crack and a little head peaked out. "What are you doing? This is not the place for that!" An absolutely horrified voice sounded from the little head. Sam stopped mid-pull and Dean fell back voluntarily on his butt again.
"Hey, Japan! These are my new friends, but you can introduce yourselves later. Mind if we stay a bit? Of course you don't!" America pushed past Japan and into the house. "Hey, you got any talis-thingies hanging around that might, I don't know, protect against dudes in trench coats?"
"America! I do not know what you are talking about! You cannot stay! I already have company! America, please take your shoes off!" Japan flailed behind him, he almost cried when he saw the mud tracked in on his floors.
"Sir, do you know of any warding talismans in here?" Castiel asked Japan, still standing outside the door. Japan seemed to immediately understand why he couldn't come in and with a flustered expression removed the talisman that was on the back side of the door. "Thank you." Castiel said, and then walked inside, being sure to remove his shoes after hearing the house rule shouted at America.
"I'm sorry, I was under the impression that creatures that talisman protected against didn't exist anymore." Japan said, walking slightly behind Castiel. "If you do not mind me asking, what is your name?" He asked timidly.
"I am Castiel." He informed Japan, who tried the name out on his tongue to see if he could pronounce it. Even though he didn't get it completely right, he got the just of it. "I am assuming you are Japan?" Castiel asked, just to be sure.
"Yes!" Japan replied hastily, he looked back and made a sad face when he realized the other two were not taking off their shoes. Castiel noticed and walked up to them, preventing their way inside.
"Remove your shoes." Castiel demanded, rather than requested. Sam's eyes lit up, signaling he got that it was a house rule. Dean on the other hand did not and tried to push past Cas.
"Why?" Dean demanded, glaring angrily at Cas.
"It is a house rule and if we are going to stay in this house, we must follow all the rules." Dean huffed at him, but moved to remove his shoes.
"Yeah, well. If they get stolen, you're getting me new ones." He said, getting up and following Sam inside.
"That is understandable." Castiel replied. He did not know where or how one obtained shoes, but if Dean's were stolen then he would figure it out.
Castiel was pulled from his thoughts of Deans and shoes by a visibly fretting Japan. "I'm sorry, but you cannot stay! I said I already have company…" He trailed off, looking extremely sorry for something that was no his fault. Sam patted him on the shoulder which caused him to back away slightly so Sam couldn't reach him anymore.
"Uh… We understand. We'll just go somewhere else." Sam said, slightly perturbed by Japan's dislike of being touched.
"Impossible!" America yelled from the other room, he stormed in and got up in Japan's face. "If we don't stay here Russia'll find us! And it will be .Fault!" America said, rather childishly, and Japan looked absolutely terrified for a moment and then sighed.
"Fine, but please do not disturb my other guest." Japan begged as America happily smiled at him. He then grabbed ran off and turned a corner in the maze-like home.
"Our rooms are over here or something, right?" He asked, but didn't listen for a reply, so Japan didn't give him one.
"Thanks." Dean said. Patting Japan on the shoulder and following America down the hall. Sam did something similar, but didn't pat Japan, for which the country was grateful.
Castiel also thanked Japan and went to follow the rest down the hall when Japan stopped him. "Ah… I just want to know, why did the talisman stop you from coming inside?" He asked, and braced himself for a 'It's none of your business speech' that he often got from America.
"I am an angel of the Lord. Certain talismans and symbols have a negative effect on me. That happened to be one of them." Castiel explained simply, and Japan's expression changed from shock to awe in about 2 seconds.
"Wow, I'm not even a Christian and an angel is visiting my house." He smiled inwardly to himself. Whoever this 'Lord' was must really think he was special. What with his frequent Christmas gifts and such.
TBC... (I had to end it with that... I love Japan's little "I'm not even a Christian." line. Gifts aren't only for Christians, Japan! He's so cute! *sigh* And I think I'm making America too rude...)
