A/N- Okay, BrightWings111 was the third reviewer with GinZuru... then she changed it to Ulquihime which is good because GinZuru would be hard to write. For me, at least! On the other hand, Ulquihime is in my top 10 pairings! So, here goes.
BTW, when you review w/ a suggestion, you can always fell free to suggest little things that should be in the chapter, like who should have started the facebook for them.
Okay, last thing: Sorry I don't update very often! I'm not going to tell you my excuse, it's lame... XP
Ulquiorra Schiffer: ...
Orihime Inoue: There's an UlquiHime facebook page...? Why?
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Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Oh, wow, the emo got a girlfriend!
Sosuke Aizen: Ulquiorra, when I gave you charge of the woman I never expected you two to get... involved with each other.
Nnoitora Gilga: What the fuck.
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Orihime Inoue: Guys, just because I told him what the 'heart' was... it doesn't mean...!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: ...
Ichigo Kurosaki: Ulquiorra, I'm going to kill you...
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Orihime Inoue: No, Kurosaki-kun! He didn't DO anything!
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Ichigo Kurosaki: o_0 Orihime... why are you defending the Espada?!
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Orihime Inoue: Uh...
Gin Ichimaru: Same reason I made this page! Yer all idiots if ya can't see it... there to'ally together!
Ichigo Kurosaki: So it was YOU!
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Gin Ichimaru: Aizen-sama, we may soon have intruders in Hueco Mundo!
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Sosuke Aizen: That's all right, I'll send Ulquiorra to deal with them... XD And Gin, I told you to please just call me Sosuke.
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Ulquiorra Schiffer: ... I assume this mission will probably lead to my death...
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Ulquiorra Schiffer has a new status: Sent to die by Aizen-sama... =l
Orihime Inoue: XP Aizen, Kurosaki-kun, that's NOT NICE! Will you PLEASE just leave him alone?
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Uryu Ishida: Uh, Inoue-san... why are you protecting him?
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Tatsuki Arisawa: Orihime...
Private chat
Tatsuki: Hime, do you like him? Be honest. I mean, you're protecting him and everything...
Orihime: Um... I mean, he's nice and everything...
Tatsuki: Please just tell me if you like him.
Orihime: Okay... I like him.
Tatsuki: ... o_o WHY?!
Orihime: He's nice! Once you get past the... well... frozen-ness!
Tatsuki: But... he tried to kill Ichigo!
Orihime: Hey, Ichigo tried to kill a lot of Espada! Ulquiorra-kun was just defending his friends!
Tatsuki: I can think of a lot of arguments for that... but I won't use them.
Orihime: I really think he's learning, Tatsuki!
Tatsuki: I guess if you're happy... I am too. =)
Orihime: Aw, thanks Tatsuki! XD I'm glad I told you!
Tatsuki: You're going to need to tell Ichigo at some point... but right now, let's focus on stopping Ichigo, Uryu, and who knows who else from killing your boyfriend.
Orihime: Okay! But, Tatsuki... he's not my boyfriend. He doesn't know I like him...
Tatsuki: You're crazy if you haven't told him. Now meet me at the Urahara shop in five minutes.
Orihime: I'll be there!
Kisuke Urahara: Oh, hi you guys! If you need a Garganta, it's open downstairs.
Orihime Inoue: Thanks, Urahara-san!
Gin Ichimaru: Hi, girls!
Tatsuki Arisawa: Gin? What are you doing in Urahara's basement?
Gin Ichimaru: Helping ya two cross over inta Hueco Mundo and save her boyfriend! XD
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Orihime Inoue: Um...
Tatsuki Arisawa: Okay then, let's get going!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Why won't you just die already!
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Renji Abarai: Rukia, why are we here? You just grabbed me and told me we had to get going!
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Rukia Kuchiki: Apparently this Espada has been harassing Orihime!
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Ulquiorra Schiffer: I wasn't harassing her! We're just... kind of... I mean... not really...
Ichigo Kurosaki: Orihime would never like you! :(
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Orihime Inoue is now in a relationship with Ulquiorra Schiffer.
Ichigo Kurosaki: WTF?! Orihime, he hacked your account, right?!
Orihime Inoue: This is really me... I don't know how to prove it to you! :)
Ichigo Kurosaki: You typed a smiley face... you're not Ulquiorra. He's too emo for smiley faces.
Tatsuki Arisawa: She told me how she felt, so I told her to just put it on Facebook already! So I guess she did. Sorry, Ichigo, but this is all 100% true!
Orihime Inoue: Now I just have to see if he feels the same... *gulp*
Ulquiorra Schiffer is now in a relationship with Orihime Inoue.
Orihime Inoue: =D
Ichigo Kurosaki: =P
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Ulquiorra Schiffer: …
Orihime Inoue: Try the colon, then the end parenthesis. Just try it!
Ulquiorra Schiffer: …
Orihime Inoue: ='( Please?
Ulquiorra Schiffer: … :)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: What the fuck. The emo is smiley facing? The world's gonna end!
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BrightWings111: Yay! UlquiHime is real! Squee!
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Kisuke Urahara: Is a random person always going to show up? Oh, well. Hi!
BrightWings111: Hi!
Gin Ichimaru: Yes, UlquiHime is, apparently, real! =)
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Tatsuki Arisawa: :)
Orihime Inoue: :)
Ulquiorra Schiffer: … XD
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques: Oh, shit! Run! End of the fucking world!
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