I AM SOOOOOOO SORRYYYYYY!!!

It's just that I've been so busy lately! I had to make dance moves for my group in PE. We're doing this stupid thing where we get in groups and make dance moves for you know….a dance…and pick a song…and…stuff yeah.

My birthday is this Saturday! Woo! I'm turning thirteen! I am so excited!

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There's a little romance in this chapter that sucks so please bare with me and I'll try harder next time.

Disclaimer: Why did you call the cops?! I told you not to call the cops! How many times must I tell you, I am not Lemony Snicket or Daniel Handler!!!! And no, I do not own ASOUE!! I ONLY OWN ONE OF THE MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE! THAT PERSON IS MINE, ALL MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAH-AHHH! *I scream and run as the cops chase me in their swat cars*

Chapter 4:

Violet's mouth was dropped just a bit. She couldn't believe she was looking at the Quagmires in person again!! But on the other hand, she was correct about four voices. A girl she had never seen before in her life was there.

Isadora stood up slowly from the couch.

"Violet? Sunny? Is that really you?" she asked.

Violet and Sunny couldn't answer, just stare in disbelief. Beatrice, on the other hand, couldn't figure out what was going on. Then out of the blue, Isadora screamed a happy scream, "AAHHHHH!" and Violet followed suit. They ran to each other and embraced, and jumped.

Duncan, and Quigley covered their ears, along with the mystery girl. Poor Sunny had no hands to cover her ears because she had to comfort Beatrice who had begun to cry after the sudden loudness.

Duncan and Quigley got up to greet the girls that they had just been reunited. Isadora grinned and quickly asked, "How have you been? How did Esme find you?" Then her grin faded. "Where's Klaus?" she asked, with a lot of panic in her voice.

Violet was just about to answer, when she heard running footsteps. Before the two girls could go up to the doorway to find out who it was, Klaus rushed in and then threw his hands on his knees, gasping for air. Looking down at the floor he said in between breaths, "I heard…screaming from the…library…..Are you-?" He was going to ask, Are you all right? But was cut of when he saw the Quagmires. "Whoa, Quagmires is that really you?" Nobody had to answer him. Isadora went up to him, and they embraced. They ended the hug and spoke quietly to each other.

Violet embraced Duncan, then Quigley. Violet spoke to Quigley quietly. "Quigley, I've missed you so much!" she said to him. "Violet, I missed you too. I was so upset when we were separated," said Quigley. Violet was about to respond, when Isadora spoke up.

"Oh my gosh! Who is this cute little thing?" she said, obviously referring to the infant in Sunny's arms.

"This is Beatrice," Sunny said, "Kit Snicket's daughter." Duncan walked over to the baby, followed by Quigley and Isadora, and they greeted her.

Suddenly came a loud POP!

Everyone jerked their heads to the source of the POP! It came from the mystery girl. She was chewing gum. "Sorry," she said quickly. Quigley spoke up immediately, "We forgot to introduce you to the new girl," he said as if they were in school.

Isadora walked up to the girl, took her hand, and pulled her up. "This," Isadora said, "is Faith." "Hi," Faith said smiling in a perky tone.

"Well actually, my real name is Cindy, but everyone I know refers to me as Faith because it's my middle name, and I just think the name Faith is prettier." said Faith.

Violet studied Faith. She looked no more than 13 at the most. She was thin, a pretty thin, and had long curly brown hair that stopped mid-back. She was really pretty, and had a girly side. Although Violet hated the color pink, and dreaded the way she herself looked in it, she admired to way Faith looked in it. In fact, it made her look prissy, but not too prissy. She wore a pink blazer, light blue denim skinny jeans, and pink flats which was covered in little silver sequins. She had big, pretty eyes, the color of ice blue. Violet had never seen that color of anyone's eyes before. Faith had a bump on her cute nose that turned up just a bit, that the bump could barely be seen. Her lips were thin. Violet had to admit that she thought Faith looked snobby, but took it back because she knew you can't judge a book by its cover. Faith wore a little lip gloss, and nothing more. She was short too. Not average, but she was shorter two inches shorter than Violet, and the Quagmires, but only an a centimeter taller than Klaus.

Faith walked up, held out her right hand and flashed a gorgeous grin. "It's a pleasure to finally meet the Baudelaires in person! The Quagmires told me so much about you!"

Is she always so perky? Violet thought.

Violet took Faith's hand and shook it smiling. Then Faith shook Klaus's and Sunny's.

"Oh!" Quigley suddenly said, "We need to tell you how we ended up here." "Oh yeah, that's right!" Faith said. "Save your breath, guys, I got this." She was obviously talking to the Quagmires.

"So," she started, "When you get in, you go up the grand staircase, then you'll run into two hallways, take the one on the ri-"

"Not how to get in this room! How we ended up in this mansion!" Duncan said, interrupting her.

Faith looked confused. Then she thought a moment. Then she frowned, crinkled her forehead and cocked her head to one side. Then she grinned at Duncan. "Oh, yeah!!" she finally said her happy perky tone. Then she moved her eyes toward the ceiling, scrunched one side of her nose and said "Duh!"

"What we need is some tea," Isadora said. She turned to Faith and said, "Could you get that for us please, Faith?" Faith smiled at her and said, "Sure thing, Is!" Then with that she left.

Everyone was quiet until Klaus broke the silence. "She seems…uhh…" He didn't know what to say. Duncan spoke up and filled in the blank. "Dumb?" "Not dumb," Klaus said, "Just not very bright." He finished.

"Yeah, we think her mother dropped her at birth," Duncan said. Violet said, "Aww, she doesn't seem that bad!" Quigley spoke out, "That's because you just met her. She is that bad. Just wait till you get to know her."

"She can be very smart," Isadora said, "at times." Sunny said, "But other than that, she's really nice! I like her already!" Beatrice said, "Goo!" as if agreeing with Sunny. Isadora asked, "So, you guys thought she was snobby the first time you laid eyes on her didn't you?"

"Well, I sure did," Klaus said. "Yeah so did I," agreed Violet. "She did look the mean type," Sunny said. Beatrice cried out into a happy laugh. Her guardians couldn't figure out if she was either agreeing or disagreeing. "Yeah," Quigley said, "We did too. After all, you can't judge a book by its cover." Duncan said, "We thought she'd be another version of Carmelita Spats." He paused here to shudder, "But she turned out to be a very nice person." He finished "And a very strange one at that," Isadora said.

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Then, as if right on cue, "Alright guys, I got the tea!" a perky smiling Faith walked into the room carrying a tray containing seven glasses of iced tea, and one bottle filled with milk, and set the tray on the coffee table.. "I wasn't sure if the baby drank tea, so I just got her some warm milk. By the way, Esme must be babying Carmelita or something because strangely, I found this bottle inside the cupboard. But never mind. Everyone grab a glass!" she said. But before they could grab a glass came a, "Carmelita Spats is here!?" Violet, Klaus and Sunny cried out together. "Ooo," Faith said. She shifted her eyes to the Quagmires and said, "You didn't tell them yet?" She turned back to Baudelaires. "By the way, back to what's important, you guys know Carmelita too? Wow she must be pretty popular!" Duncan slapped his forehead. Isadora pierced her lips, and rolled her eyes while shaking her head. Quigley's head was hung down, eyes closed. He was pinching the bridge of his nose and said without looking up, "Yes, Faith, they know Carmelita too. We told you about it! Remember the story we told you about what happened at the academy?"

Faith crinkled her eyebrows. "Oh yeah!" she finally answered. "That make a lot more sense now!"

Duncan said, "Maybe we should into the other room.

Author's Note: Once again, I am so sorry to keep you waiting! And I'm sorry for not having a random thing to put in the author's note. Anyways-REVIEW!