Lena:...how did I get stuck with this?
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...sigh, well let's get this over with...
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...your still here? Leave me alone, I need to beat Sephiroth.
Survival Tip #1
Your In An Unknown Area, But You See People Around You.
Make Sure You Befriend Them.
(You need 'em encase of needing a human meat-shield)
Previously on Digimon...
"Don't tell Josh to start the car-"
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Now back to the story.
-o0O0o-
"...how the hell did that last part had any significant in the story that I'm writing about? I seriously have no freaking idea- wait, WHY THE HELL AM I MONOLOGUING!" we fell right into the ravine and into the heavy currents where we were automatically swept by the ferocious flow of the river-
Wait...river...?
"OH SHIT! LENA CAN'T SWIM!" I took a breath before I dove into the cold stream, luckily the water wasn't filled with salt so it didn't really burn my eyes that much. Pulling myself through the current, my eyes finally saw a small form that was slowly sinking into the depth of the river. Using the muscles that I gained throughout my swimming career I quickly sprinted towards the Russian.
"Yub gueter nrrug hag graown!" (You better not have drowned!) Bubbles replaced English as I quickly pulled myself out of the depths. "ANYA!" The Icelandic butterflier quickly swam over to my direction as she took hold of Lena. "Oi! Lena! Snap out of it!"
She wasn't breathing...fuck. We need to get out of this river and perform CPR before she goes brain dead-
"HELP!" I turned around and cursed. Like partner like digimon. Coronoamon was wildly splashing in the water, trying not to drown.
"Hold on to her!"
"Don't need to tell me twice." Anya nodded as I swam against the river, getting closer and closer towards the Rookie Digimon. "Don't worry, I got you-blahobljasdiong"
That last part you read right there? That's me, being pushed into the river by that bastard of a Digimon Coronamon. "Idon'twannadrownIdon'twannadrown-OWIE!" That owie was caused by me. I shoryuken'd the bitch off of my head, knocking the bastard out. Not wasting anymore time, I pulled the Digimon out of the river as me and Anya saw open land that we could walk on.
"Race you."
Before I could register what Anya said, the girl was already going for the land, pulling along Lena with ease.
"Oh you dirty cheating bitch."
-o0O0o-
"Well that was exciting." I muttered sarcastically as the two of us pulled each of the drowned victims out of the river. Anya was already performing CPR on Lena, trying to resurrect her. As for me? I did the only thing that was smart for any man to do.
"Wake the fuck up bitch!" I elbowed it's diaphragm. The digimon spat out a geyser of water from it's mouth, coughing out the remainder of the water from it's body. "Oh wow, I thought I was going to die-"
I smacked it across the face.
"Why did you smack me?" It asked, heartbroken that someone friends with Lena would hit him.
"YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROWN!"
"You? What about me?" It cried. "I'm not immune to water like you guys-"
"What are you, a freaking Pokemon!" I rolled my eyes as a shadow loomed over our head.
"J-Josh!"
Ah, I'd recognize that timid voice anywhere. I felt paws gently scrape against my head as Lopmon softly landed on my head. "How are you dry?" I asked as the second smallest digimon scratched it's head. "I-I can fly..."
"Well damn, that's pretty damn impressive!" Lopmon blushed as I scratched it's belly, making it giggle uncontrollably. "Seriously you need to socialize more, sometimes I wonder if your going to live your life under a rock or something Kokomon."
"I-I'm Lopmon now..."
"...huh?"
"I-I digivolved from Kokomon, I-I'm now called Lopmon." I felt a migraine coming on. "Please don't tell me that every time you change, you'll have a different name?" I asked it as it scratched it's somewhat chubby cheeks. "I-I'm sorry..."
"Don't apologize. It's not your fault that your race decided to change their species name every time they grow bigger and fluffier." It nodded as I walked over to Anya and the now hacking Lena. "You alright?"
Muttering something in Russian, the irritated Russian instantly scowled at my direction. "I almost drowned, how do you think I feel?"
"Like crap?" She simply spat at my foot.
"Cute."
"How is that cute?" Coronamon asked as I rolled my eyes. "I was being sarcastic."
It's eyes widened. "Is sarcasm something that you humans enjoy?"
"God, why did you stuck me with a prissy Russian, a passive Icelandic, a cuddly chocolate bunny and a moronic lion."
"What's moronic?"
"It means: shut up." It simply blinked. "That doesn't make sense, a 'shut up' lion? I mean, I always talk."
I looked at it, and back at the others, and back at Coronamon. "God, please get me away from this moron."
"But I thought you said that you were stuck with a prissy Russian, passive Icelandic, cuddly chocolate bunny and 'shut up' lion?"
Have you ever had that moment where you just felt that the world is just closing in on you, because of all the crazy shits that's going on around you, and that you wanted to scream into the heavens in frustration?
"AAAAAAAAH!"
...yeah that's what's going on right now with me.
"For the love of god," A well sophisticated Englishman voiced out as Kudomon crawled out of Anya's shirt, watching me as I continuously smash my head onto a palm tree. "What on earth is that man screaming about?"
Anya shrugged.
"It's just Josh. If we ignore him, he'll probably go away."
INTRO!
(Because every awesome anime needs one)
Butterfly - Animetal
Epic Guitar Shredding! Meanwhile in the Background the drums were accompanying the guitar and bass
(The seven main OC's were facing behind the screen as shadows of various of large Digimons loomed in front of them)
Then...THE CHORUS THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE!
(The seven slowly turned, revealing them holding a rather large egg in their hands
They hatch into infant like creatures that soon metamorphasize into their In-Training
The low level digimon leaps out of their hands and change to rookies
Light covered the screen as the title DIGIMON ADVENTURES? appears in the center
The background changes instantly to a ocean with a very bright blueish color)
I'll be a cheerful butterfly,
That rides on the glittering winds,
And come,
See you right noooooOOOW!
-Mini Epic Guitar Rift-
(The screen lifts up towards the sky, showing a rather peaceful sky
It quickly descends to a playground field where it showed Kat juggling a soccer ball with her foot
She kicks it high in the air and bicycle kicks it into a goal
Kat rushes towards the goal to retrieve her ball, passing by two shady looking character
-*- Shades of other characters enter through the screen in a picturesque form with intensive shading
1. Lena appears to be hacking into three different computers. Her color is blue
2. Josh is lifting up a wok from a flaming stove, ingredients flying in the air, while he was in the usual kitchen garb. His color is gray
3. Ryder is tanning in a beach, with shades on and in a two piece. Her color is pink
4. Yui is modeling for a photo shoot, in what appears to be in a male's hostess outfit. Her color is green)
It's best to forget,
The unnecessary things,There's no time,
To be fooling aroooooOOOund!
-Another Mini Epic Guitar Rift-
(Yui's color fills in the blue as she steps off the photo shoot while she picks up a tray filled with pastries
It changed into a restaurant cafe as she serves the pastries to a group of female customers
She walks back and talks off her apron, picks up her bag and leaves for the door
While passing by, two more shady looking characters were sipping a tea or eating their cake, while staring at her intensely
-*- Once more shades of other character enter through the screen in a picturesque form with intensive shading
1. Kyler was grafting on a concrete wall, his mouth covered in a dark bandana. His color was purple
2. Anya is playing a guitar, while writing a music score. She also has a large set of headphones on her ears, which was hooked up to a Mac Laptop. Her color is yellow
3. Kat is doodging male soccer players, using her footwork to keep the ball away from them. Her color is orange
4. Four strangers are sitting in a dark room, on top of boxes, each of their faces are shrouded in the shadows. Their color are red)
I wonder,
Woah woah woah woah woah,
What can I do,
To reach these skies?
(The tamagotchi devices began to shine
Each one of the OC, and insert, stopped what they were doing and pulled out their tamagotchi toy
The screen on the devices began to glow brighter and brighter
It consumes them covering the screen in white)
But,
Woah woah woah woah woah,
I don't even know,
My plans for tomorrow!
-*- A Longer, Yet Somewhat Short, Epic Guitar Rift!
(The white fades away into a old picture like scene, the location is in a jungle
The rookie digimons were running through the jungle
They reached to a cliff and jumped off
Each of their bodies began to shine brighter and brighter
-*-Their bodies slowly grew larger and larger...)
In this world of nothingness,
That arises out of an infinite dream,
It seems as though our beloved,
Desires will be lost
(Kat posed {pointing at Shellmon} while GeoGreymon roared as it charged full speed, knocking down Shellmon
Veedramon was wrestling with Ogermon as Kyler guided the other smaller Digimon to safety
Anya was riding on Reppamon. Somersaulting in the air, the digimon fired a sharp, bladed, wind towards Unimon which hit dead on
Josh was sprinting side by side with Turuiemon as the two performed various of acrobatics, confusing Merrimon to no end on where they would strike)
But even with these unreliable wings,
Covered in images that tends to stay
I'm sure that we can fly,
OOOOOOOooon MYYYyyyyy LOOOOOOOOOoove!
(Lena was falling into the jaws of Seadramon when Firamon swooped in out of nowhere, rescuing here in a nic' of time
Ryder was laughing joyously as Garurumon was sprinting through the a metallic factory, dodging various of missiles being launched by Andromon
Yui looked on in a glare as Leskimon, twirling and swirling in the air, kicked down onto the forearm of Strikedramon
The Digimon was forced to leap back next to the it's partner, as well as three others with digimons who was looking back down at Yui.
Are they friends or foes?)
Guitar rift!
(The scene shows the seven champion level digimon showcasing their attacks
The scene abruptly changes to their In-Training from
It quickly changes to their Rookie form
Finally the scene ends with the seven characters standing side by side in various of poses)
"So where the hell are most of the guys?" I asked. Lena looked over towards Anya who shrugged in response, not really knowing the answer herself. The Russian decided to answer the question, with an answer that I really wasn't hoping to listen to.
"Guess they got caught swept in the current-"
"Lena, seriously! No morbid ideas!" She rolled her eyes in response. "I'm just being pragmatic here-"
"Yeah, well pragmatism is being raped by this world in the ass, and the only thing that works here is insanity."
"W-What makes you say that?" Lopmon asked from my head as I looked up. "One, animals talk in this dimension. Two, giant ass bugs are trying to sexually assault us. Finally, I'm being less rude then my usual self, which probably explains why I've been getting recent PM's about my personality and how my hit box for this story is growing more less and less as days goes by, also I didn't get as much reviews as I did in chapter two."
Both girls and Digimon stared at me. Anya took this time to summarize everyone's thought with one word.
"...what?"
Suddenly I heard a gasp behind as we all turned around to see Ryder slowly dragging Gabumon out of the current. "Oh man, that was just crazy..."
"Damn dude," me and Anya walked over and helped her pull the rather large digimon out of the river, "You really need to lay off the meat."
I felt Lopmon lose it's balance on my head, and like I thought it would happen, the chocolate bunny tumble off of me and landed hard on Gabumon's large stomach. The wolf pelt wearing digimon's eyes widened significantly, in response to the sudden headbutt on the stomach the digimon spat out a geyser of cool water from it's mouth. To my surprise, the digimon was growing smaller and smaller until it looked like how it looked back at the cliffs.
"Whew, I thought I was going to drown there for a sec-"
"GABUMON! Ryder cried joyously as she hugged the living crap out of Gabumon. Tears of joy and relief flowing down from her eyes as Gabumon tried to pry her off of his body. "Ryder, I-I'm fine, don't worry about me-"
Suddenly she bonked him in the head. "No! No your not! Your definitely not fine damn it!"
"Yes I am-"
"No your not!"
"Ryder, I'm definitely fine-"
"If your fine, then why were you drowning-"
"That was then, and this is now, Ryder-"
"You just said you almost drowned!"
I watched the fight between the two as I looked over towards Anya and shook my head. "Why are they arguing?" She looked about as baffled as me, even though she had that cold exterior on I could tell by the way she rolled her eyes and slightly twitching her head to the sides.
"I believe they're arguing about the safety of Gabumon and how miss Ryder was really distress at the fact that Gabumon could have potentially died."
What a polite ferret.
I felt something tug my pants, looking down it was Lopmon who was shifting uncomfortably on the ground. "What's up?" I asked as the mini-bunny looked at my head- oh...
"Want to get back on my head?"
"I-If you d-don't mind, t-then please...?"
Well she did say please.
With a shrug I picked it up and placed Lopmon right on top of my skull. The chocolate-bunny slowly slid down to my shoulders and gently grab hold of my hair. "I-I don't want t-to be a burden for y-you..."
"Dude, it's fine, you can stay on my head if you want. I mean, you did say please." The digimon mumbled something, which I could barely word out as "...irl."
"What's up?"
The digimon spoke a tad bit louder, but it was still the same as usual.
"I-I'm...a girl."
...oh...
...Oh...
"Um...sorry Lopmon. I just casually throw out dude, so don't take offense when I call you dude." The digimon nodded her head as Coronamon walked over to Lena who was...
...playing her DS...
"Lena you god damn game addict."
-o0O0o-
"Ok," I started off, "Now that the whole introduction is out of the way, let's find a way to get our underage asses back to Harrah's."
"We wait." Anya immediately said, "Supervisors will look for us."
"Yeah, but how long will that take?" The Russian muttered as I looked at the chibi- oh wait, Kat is the chibi. Ok we'll call Lena chibi no.2.
"You got any better idea chibi no. 2?" She threw a glare as Ryder blinked. "Chibi no. 2? Whose..." suddenly her eyes widened as she started to laugh. Any shook her head while Shorty glared at me. I shrugged. "I can't call her chibi, Kat took that title-"
"Josh!" Lopmon cried.
Why did she cry? Well here's a two work summary: Sucker Punch.
I moaned, rolling on the ground, while clutching my stomach. "It's always the guts..."
"Grow up." Kat growled as she blew on her fist.
Where the hell did she pop out from?
"Just for your info, I also know boxing."
"That explains the sucker punch..."
"I can throw a haymaker the next time." I instantly shook my head. "N-No, sucker punches are fine."
"You say that as if your expecting another punch." Yui walked out as I looked at the four eared bunny and at the ridiculously large breasted individual, and groaned.
"With my dirty mouth? I might get it."
And most of the things I say comes out unintentionally.
"U-Um...Josh?" I looked up from the ground as Lopmon patted my head gently. "I-I want to s-say thank you..."
"For what? All I did was cry, moan, and bitch in the last chapter." Lopmon blinked, not sure what I was saying, but nevertheless shook her head. "I-It's not that, I-I mean, I-I don't think I-I would have b-been able to save y-you i-if I didn't Digivolve..."
"Wait..." I slowly got off the ground and sat, so Lopmon wouldn't strain it's neck trying to look up at me. "So...your can't evolve by yourself." She shyly nodded her head. I sighed. "Well, I guess I'm thanking god for two things then."
"T-Two?"
"One, you guys Digivolved at the right time; and two, those pincers didn't touch anywhere near my ass." The bunny digimon blinked, before stifling a giggle. "You know, you can laugh if you want. Your probably the only thing around here that I won't beat up." Lopmon shook her head. "N-No, t-that'd be rude."
"No, I'm giving you permission to laugh at my misery, so go ahead." Once again, she reverently shook her head.
"As much as I would like you two to converse," Anya pointed at the other two girls. "We really should find someplace warm to dry off."
"Wait, what about Kyler!"
"What about him?"
Yeah, I was that much of a douche-bag. I really didn't care about what happened to that Junior. He could drown in that river for all I care-
"Wow, I never knew you cared."
"I don't" Kyler simply shrugged as Veemon slumped on the tree.
"Guys...I'm hungry."
On cue, everyone's stomach rumbled. With all the excitement going on, I guess it's not surprising that everyone would feel famished. Especially when were trying to run away from a horny stag-beetle that wanted to kill, rape and eat us. Also, from all that super powered attack those Digimon pulled out of their asses, I wouldn't be shocked to find out that these guys were hungry in less than a minute after the fight.
"Do you know where we can get some food around here Gabumon?" Ryder asked as he shook his head. "We all lived up there, we never came down to the lower levels. So this is our first time here."
"So you guys are pretty much useless here." Lena summarized.
"Pretty much." Coronamon ignorantly replied with a smile as everyone's mood dropped to a how new low. "Man this sucks balls." I muttered, before noticing that Anya was staring at the river for quite some time now...
"What's up Anya?" She points at the rapid current. "River."
"Yeah I know it's a river, we almost died in the river remember?" She shook her head. "River. Means water."
"...your point?"
I think she went a little coo coo.
"Water means civilization."
...or it just might be me being a complete dumbass.
"Civilization means food."
"Yeah, fooooooood!" Agumon and Veemon howled as everyone else nodded their head in agreement. "Well let's get going!"
"Hold on!" I stopped them as they looked at me. "First off, how do we even know that there's going to be civilization if we walked where the current is. If there isn't any civilization, that means we exhausted our energy just to get there. Secondly, everyone here is hungry right?"
This they nodded to.
"Well what if another digimon like Kuwagamon attack? We can barely even protect ourselves, and our Digimon are pretty weak after that battle."
"Who made you leader?"
"Kyler, I swear to god, if you don't shut up in the next fifteen minutes I'm going to kill you in your sleep."
"Nevertheless, Josh listed down some good points." Kudomon announced as he slid out of Anya's shirt. The lucky bastard. "We're terribly famished and if we don't get our required sustenance then we cannot protect you as much as we wish we could."
"In short, we're fucked."
That killed everyone's mood as I scratched my head. "Look, I'm not trying to be a douche, but we really need to think about this pragmatically-"
"Ok, Mr. Leader, what the hell do you think we should do?"
"Hey! Don't be 'that guy' just because I was trying to stop ourselves from potentially going to our untimely deaths."
"SHUT UP!" Me and Kyler instantly did as Kat grumbled something under her breath. "Look, arguing about it isn't going to solve anything. If anything, we shouldn't even be fighting here! We need to calm down and think this through, because frankly I really don't want to hear anyone bicker like they're a bunch of five year olds."
We glared for a few seconds before I scoffed and walked back to Lopmon, who was looking at me wearily. "Don't worry, I'm just irritated cause I'm hungry." She had a look of doubt, but didn't question me about it as she flew on top of my head. I walked back to the group and glanced over at the five foot firecracker. "Well then Kat, what do you think we should do?"
That made her blink. "H-Huh?"
"You shut up both Joshua and Kyler." Lena explained. "Very hard to do."
"It's like trying to stop the middle east trying to destroy Israel." Anya further explained.
"U-Um...I don't think."
"All in the favor of voting Kat as leader say 'ai'!"
"Ai!" Thirteen voiced out, the only one that didn't was Kat herself who was baffled that we would put that much faith in her.
"So, unanimously, Kat is our leader." Ryder as well as a few other Digimon cheered as everyone else, including me, began to wait of her command. "Well?"
"U-Um..." She looked at us before pointing at a direction. "I say we should go to the ocean!"
"There's an ocean here?"
"Of course dumbass, it's an island remember?"
Kyler, go fuck yourself.
"Well, what the hell are we standing around here for? Let's go!" Kat waved and-
"Holy shit! For a second there, Kat's glove just vanished!"
"Animation from the nineties." Anya surmised, "You just gotta love them."
-o0O0o-
The fourteen of us, seven humans and seven digimons, began to trek up north. Surprisingly enough, the river was also going up this way so I might have been wrong about civilization not being here. Chances that there are is pretty high now. Usually beaches mean-
"Not to zone out my own narration, but I don't think anyone gives a flying fuck about how mundane society works."
Wow I'm even a jackass to myself.
"Damn straight."
"Josh?" I looked up, "Who are you t-talking to?"
"Myself."
No literrally, I am talking to myself. Hi me.
What's up?
So hows the life of being a narrator all the time?
It's...kinda lonely actually.
Really?
"Josh? Sorry t-to interrupt you, b-but your kinda scaring me."
Oh, gotta go, need to make sure Lopmon doesn't cry.
Since when the hell did you care about anyone?
"So..." I tried to start up a conversation with Anya as she looked around the place. "Have you ever seen trees like these before? At first I thought we were in the sub-tropical area but some of the trees here are kind of making me doubt that assumption, maybe we might be in the US."
"Josh." Anya interrupts me. "Existance of Digimon, highly improbable that they exist in US."
"...Japan?"
"Too tropical."
"Russia?"
"If they were still the Soviet."
"Africa?"
"Impossible."
"I'm not getting anywhere with this am I?"
"No."
Blunt as ever. I sighed as I looked at Lopmon who was still on top of my head. "So Lopmon, you can fly now huh?"
"T-t-technically it's gliding, b-but yes I-I can f-fly." To show, the big-eared digimon spread her ear wide open as she gently lifted herself off of my head and slowly glided in the air. "Woah."
...she was slowly descending, behind.
"...I think you should wait until there's wind." I stopped and turned around to pick up Lopmon. The digimon gratefully thanked me as she lurched herself into my arms. "Tired huh?"
"A bit..."
"No worries then," I told her as I walked back to the group-
"We're getting close! I can smell the ocean!"
We all stared at Gabumon. "How do you smell the ocean?" Well, in the end, I really don't care. The fourteen of us quickly rushed behind Gabumon as he led us to a...woah, now that's one mighty fine looking ocean. When we got to the end of the river, the clear water was soon mixing into the salty one, giving off a clear green and blue color. It was a spectacular sight to see, and I would have thought it would be one of the best oceans I've seen, if I haven't visited to Australia. Those Aussies are damn lucky that they get to go and surf in that clear ocean...then again the Hawaiians also have-
"Shut up me, I hear something."
Hear something? Yeah right, you can't hear shit.
"Why do you say that?"
Because I'm the narrator, bitch!
"Josh! Shut up!" Most of the group exclaimed as I groaned. Sometimes it sucks to hear voices in my head. Especially when they're loud and obnoxious-
"Can't you hear that?" I closed my eyes and listened in...
"Is...is that a cellphone ringing?"
Cellphone means reception. Reception means people. People means-
"FOOOOD!" Not wanting to waste anymore time, I quickly abandoned the group and rushed over to the sound. Finally something to eat! Not only that, but there's a good chance that I can ask some people if I could borrow their clothes and - I don't see anyone...
"Where the hell is everyone?" I wanted to pull my hair, for the love of christ how long is god going to make me suffer and-
"Josh," Lopmon cut me off as she points over to the left. "What are those?" Following her point of view I glanced over...
...
...
...
"Is that my backpack?"
Author's Note
Alright! I am no longer accepting OC's!
Audiences: AW!
However I still need some favors from the seven of you that sent me the OC's for this arc! As you all read in the end, I found my backpack filled with my stuff. Why is this important? It's because I need it for my plot. So to be fair for everyone, I need you guys to send me a PM or review of what you want in your backpack! This must be done correctly because once we get pass this next chapter there's no turning back! So choose wisely!
Oh and don't you worry for the People that still want to send in the OC's. You'll get your next shot in the next season.
