A/N:Heyyy!now that i took two of my stories out since i couldnt handle four stories i can update faster! and for me these are easy to make and they give everyone a good laugh so i update it even more often! pleas R&R! :)(disclaimer:i do not own phantom at all!)

IM TIME!

(Carlotta)Leadsinger: Hello,skank.

Angelofmusic:EXCUSE ME?

Leadsinger:You heard me! SKANK!

Angelofmusic:Want that comment with punjab now or later?

Leadsinger:O_O

Angelofmusic:You heard me,just run along now.

Leadsinger:What if i don't want to?

Angelofmusic:Then i punjab you. so your choices are either 1 die or two gtfo.

Leadsinger:Can i make-up a third option?

Angelofmusic:NO! NOW JUST GTFO!

Leadsinger:BUT I DUN LIKE THAT OPHSUN!

Angelofmusic:punjab it is...

Leadsinger:what? YOUR AT MY HOUSE! HOLY SHIT GTFOOOO!

Angelofmusic:That WAS an option my dear. but you screwed it up.

Leadsinger:HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Angelofmusic:Haha this is just Christine.

Leadsinger:*Pushes Carlotta out of way* CHRISTINE! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! I AM A GHOST AND ILLUSIONIST! NOT A SUCKY MAGICIAN THAT PULLS RABBITS OUT OF HATS!

Angelofmusic:oops...

parody!:)

Raoul:Snowflake! away!*horse goes to cemetry*

Christine:Raoul?

Erik:betcha 50 francs he will fall of that horse.

Raoul:It's a UNICORN! AS YOU CAN SEE MY UNICORN HAS A HORN!

Erik:You mean a stick taped to his forehead.*stick falls off 'unicorn'*

Raoul:DAMNIT!

Christine:I ACCEPT THE BET!

Erik:fine.

Raoul:Don't fall off,don't fall off,don't fall off!*sweats*

Christine:DON'T FALL!

Raoul:*thud*

Erik:Knew it.

Christine:shit...

Raoul:*whimpering*sorryy Christine...

Christine:*pulls out wallet* fuck you Raoul.

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more Iming!:)

(Andre)Scrapmetal:Heyyyy.

(Firmin)Richhobo:heyy.

Scrapmetal:What's up.

Richhobo:nmu

Scrapmetal:NO!

Richhobo:what? it just means 'not much you?'

Scrapmetal:oh i thought it meant 'no more unicorns'.

Richhobo:-_-

Richhobo is now away.

A/N:PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!:D I would love it if you reviewed! reviews keep me happy and keeps Erik from punjabing anyone!

I made this thing where each day I will write a qoute in my ending A/N! Here is the first one!

"It's a matter of condom sense!"

-Erik