A/N:Heyyy!now that i took two of my stories out since i couldnt handle four stories i can update faster! and for me these are easy to make and they give everyone a good laugh so i update it even more often! pleas R&R! :)(disclaimer:i do not own phantom at all!)
IM TIME!
(Carlotta)Leadsinger: Hello,skank.
Angelofmusic:EXCUSE ME?
Leadsinger:You heard me! SKANK!
Angelofmusic:Want that comment with punjab now or later?
Leadsinger:O_O
Angelofmusic:You heard me,just run along now.
Leadsinger:What if i don't want to?
Angelofmusic:Then i punjab you. so your choices are either 1 die or two gtfo.
Leadsinger:Can i make-up a third option?
Angelofmusic:NO! NOW JUST GTFO!
Leadsinger:BUT I DUN LIKE THAT OPHSUN!
Angelofmusic:punjab it is...
Leadsinger:what? YOUR AT MY HOUSE! HOLY SHIT GTFOOOO!
Angelofmusic:That WAS an option my dear. but you screwed it up.
Leadsinger:HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
Angelofmusic:Haha this is just Christine.
Leadsinger:*Pushes Carlotta out of way* CHRISTINE! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! I AM A GHOST AND ILLUSIONIST! NOT A SUCKY MAGICIAN THAT PULLS RABBITS OUT OF HATS!
Angelofmusic:oops...
parody!:)
Raoul:Snowflake! away!*horse goes to cemetry*
Christine:Raoul?
Erik:betcha 50 francs he will fall of that horse.
Raoul:It's a UNICORN! AS YOU CAN SEE MY UNICORN HAS A HORN!
Erik:You mean a stick taped to his forehead.*stick falls off 'unicorn'*
Raoul:DAMNIT!
Christine:I ACCEPT THE BET!
Erik:fine.
Raoul:Don't fall off,don't fall off,don't fall off!*sweats*
Christine:DON'T FALL!
Raoul:*thud*
Erik:Knew it.
Christine:shit...
Raoul:*whimpering*sorryy Christine...
Christine:*pulls out wallet* fuck you Raoul.
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more Iming!:)
(Andre)Scrapmetal:Heyyyy.
(Firmin)Richhobo:heyy.
Scrapmetal:What's up.
Richhobo:nmu
Scrapmetal:NO!
Richhobo:what? it just means 'not much you?'
Scrapmetal:oh i thought it meant 'no more unicorns'.
Richhobo:-_-
Richhobo is now away.
A/N:PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!:D I would love it if you reviewed! reviews keep me happy and keeps Erik from punjabing anyone!
I made this thing where each day I will write a qoute in my ending A/N! Here is the first one!
"It's a matter of condom sense!"
-Erik
