The weekend has ended, and a new week of school has arrived. The students were all in class, having their own conversations and getting ready.
Calamity was walking to his seat, until he walked into Cosette & knocked the books out of their arms.
"Oh!", Cosette exclaimed as she dropped her books. "Sorry, I deedn't see vous."
As Calamity looked up & saw Cosette, he made a face of wondrous surprise. Her beauty made him open his eyes wide in amazement, his body feeling all tingly, his heart beating strongly; he has fallen in love with the beautiful girl in front of him.
"Are you okay?", Cosette asked the awestruck coyote, not knowing what Calamity's feeling right now.
"'Ello? Earth to coyote", she waved a hand in front of Calamity's face.
Suddenly, after quickly snapping out of his lovestruck mood, Calamity quickly dropped down, picked up Cosette's books & handed them to her.
"Ooh!", exclaimed the dark purple skunk. "You're tres fast. Merci."
Calamity continued to stare at Cosette in amazement.
"You're supposed to say 'you're welcome'", Cosette said, but Calamity still stared at the french skunk.
"You know", Cosette continued, "vous don't talk much for a coyote, no?"
Calamity responded with a smile, which made Cosette giggle.
"I must get to my seat", Cosette said. "Au revoir."
As Cosette walked past Calamity, his happy face turned into a look of genuine shock as he saw her tail; he just realized that he has fallen in love with a skunk!
Calamity felt a gut-wrenching churn in his stomach & made a face of sickness. He felt like he made a big mistake, of falling in love with someone who's capable of smelling really bad.
However, he felt like that's not the thing to be ashamed of, but something's telling him there's something else about that french skunk that he should be ashamed of, but he didn't know what.
He quickly slapped himself in the face to snap out of his sick mood. He grabbed his stuff from the floor & scrambled to his seat as Bugs Bunny entered the room.
"Good morning, class", Bugs Bunny said.
"Good morning, Professor Bunny", the class said.
"And happy Monday."
"The mother of all oxymorons", Furrball mumbled to himself.
"Before we get started today, I would like to introduce a brand new student to you all. So please give a warm welcome to Cosette Le Peu."
The students turned to Cosette, sitting behind Fifi, and said hello to the newcomer.
"Cosette", Bugs said.
"Yes?"
"Would you like to tell us more about yourself?"
"Oui, I'd love too. My name eez Cosette Le Peu, I am from Paris, and I have a wonderful older brother named Pepito."
"Are you related to Fifi?", Buster asked.
"Oui, we're couzeens."
"You two look a lot alike or some junk", Shirley said.
"I know, zhe resemblance between us eez very noticable."
"It's very nice to have you here, Cosette", said Bugs.
"Merci, Monsieur Bunny. I'm so happy to be here."

Later after class, in the auditorium, Furrball, Plucky, Buster, Hamton, and Calamity were getting all set up on stage. Cosette spoke up.
"Are you guys een a band?"
"Sort of", Buster replied, "we're making a tribute band."
"Tribute band? What for?"
"For this", Buster said as he pulled out a poster. "The Battle of the Tribute Bands."
"Ooh, sounds tres cool, no?"
"Yep. We're gonna beat those Perfecto Prep nitwits & win."
"Perfecto Prep?", Cosette asked in curiosity.
"It's our rival school", Furrball replied.
"Ah, I see. Well, I weesh you all zhe best of luck. What song will vous be playeeng?"
"Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry."
"Ooh! I like zhat song. Who's zhe guitarist?"
"I am", Furrball said as he pulled out a white Gibson ES-355. Fifi made a face of surprise as she spoke.
"I deedn't know you play guitar."
"I thought I'd surprise you. Yep, I'm the guitarist, Buster's the pianist, Hamton-"
"Wait, what?", Cosette said. "Say zhat again."
"Pianist", Furrball repeated slowly.
"Oh, I thought vous said somezhing else."
"Good night everybody!", Buster said as Calamity did a rimshot.
"Oh hush", Furrball replied as the french skunks giggled.
"Anyway, Hamton's on the bass guitar, Calamity's the drummer, and-"
"And I'm your lead singer!", Plucky exclaimed as he stepped forward. "Plucky Duck is the name, and rock 'n' roll is my game."
"Yeah yeah yeah", Furrball said, "always stealing the spotlight like a prima donna."
"What do you mean? I AM part of this band."
"Yeah, but we haven't started playing yet."
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's play already!"
"We're not ready yet, hold your horses."
While Furrball plugged in his guitar, Calamity did a quick drum solo as a warm-up.
"Say", Cosette said, "eez zhat zhe coyote I bumped into earlier?"
Calamity wanted to hold up a sign that says "NO!", but he was spared when Furrball asked, "Alright, is everybody ready?"
"I'm ready", Plucky said.
"So am I", Hamton responded.
"Ready", Buster said.
Calamity held a sign that says, "I'm ready."
"Alright", Furrball said as he cranked up the volume of his guitar, "let's rock 'n' roll!"
Furrball began playing the song on his guitar, with Buster, Hamton, and Calamity accompanying him. As everyone gathered around the stage, Plucky began singing.

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens,
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode,
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell

Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Johnny B. Goode

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack,
And sit beneath a tree by the railroad track
Oh the engineers would see him sittin in the shade,
Strummin' with the rhythm that the drivers made,
The people passin' by they would stop and say
"Oh my that little country boy could play"

Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Go Johnny Go Go
Johnny B. Goode

Plucky stepped aside as Furrball began playing his guitar solo. He started doing some moves Chuck Berry usually does, including the Duckwalk, which made the girls cheer.
Once Furrball finished his solo, Plucky stepped up again.

His mother told him some day you will be a man,
And you will be the leader of a big ol' band
Many people comin' from miles around,
To hear you play your music when the sun go down,
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin Johnny B. Goode tonight

Go Go Go Johnny Go
Go Go Go Johnny Go
Go Go Go Johnny Go
Go Go Go Johnny Go
Go Go Go Johnny Go
Johnny B. Goode

Once the song finished, everyone cheered & applauded, with Furrball taking a bow.
"Thank you!", Plucky said as the crowd continued cheering.
As Furrball removed his guitar & stepped down from the stage, Fifi approached him & hugged him.
"Great job, mon amore", she said, "vous were amazing."
Fifi gave Furrball a kiss on the cheek, causing him to blush.
"Thanks Fifi", he replied.
Once Calamity stepped down from the stage, Cosette approached him.
"Bonjour, Monsieur Coyote", she greeted.
Calamity immediately got nervous once the french skunk came up to him. He wanted to run, but instead he nervously waved hello to her.
"Good job up zhere", Cosette said, "you are tres good at playing zhe drums, no?"
Calamity held up a sign that says, "I practice a lot."
"You use signs to talk?", asked Cosette. Calamity responded with a nod.
"You can't talk at all?"
Calamity shook his head.
"Why can't you talk?"
Calamity held a sign that says, "I'm a lone coyote."
"What does zhat mean?"
Calamity flipped his sign, which now says, "It means I live & spend most of my time alone."
"Oh, I see. Where are your parents?"
Calamity's sign now says, "They live in a desert in Arizona."
"Ah, okay. Well, good job on zhe drums today, I hope you win zhe contest."
As Cosette walked away, Calamity watched as the purple skunk joined Fifi & Furrball.
Calamity has this weird tingly feeling inside of him again. Even though he already knows Cosette is a skunk, there's something about her that made the grey coyote feel attracted to her. Was it her beauty? Was it her accent? He just couldn't figure it out.
Suddenly, a loud BEEP sounded behind him, which made him jump to the ceiling & fall back to the ground. He turned to see Little Beeper standing there & stick his tongue out at the grey coyote.
Quickly, the red bird zoomed out of the auditorium, with Calamity chasing after him.