Is baiting people great? Obviously![laughs] I had my men set up a new weapon and all we had to do was let the information slip around Johann. I can't stand that guy. He's such a weasel. That night, I saw my soldiers running after someone and Savage told me that they had spotted a dragon rider. A girl dragon rider. Capturing Astrid would be the best way to get that Night Fury. Hiccup would never let his little girlfriend be killed. He'd do whatever I commanded!
Next, more riders approached and I told my men that the essential shot was to be mine. Hiccup was so predictable. As soon as they were in range, we launched flaming arrows. "It's a trap!" Hiccup yelled. No. What? A trap you say? What gave it away?[laughs] Not always the sharpest knife, that one. However, same goes for my Berserkers. One fired the catapult at some random kid, taking him down. Couldn't tell you who he was. He was on another Monstrous Nightmare and an average flier. I didn't care about him, though. I wanted to shoot down Hiccup. Those nets were for him. Is that so hard to understand?
The riders attacked, but we still shot down Brother Hiccup. My men went to keep them still and I went over, preparing my sword to behead the unholy beast. I chuckled as I neared my victory. It all was snatched away from me as Snothat and little Snothat came and freed them! No fair! I had earned that kill! Well, they flew away and I was left to wallow in failure yet again. It was growing old really quickly. We had come so close! How did we lose them? Savage said something that diverted my attention from self-pity. "Execution". A beautiful word.[chuckles] Why not implement that? I raised my weapon again and chased the soldiers around some. Gotta hand it to Savage. That made me feel way better!
