D: I own... the kitchen sink!


4. Drabble

"Aren't you glad you no longer believe in that whole 'fate' drivel?" Tenten fluffed her team mate's hair with no little satisfaction, "Otherwise you'd have to find a way to justify how it was your destiny to dress up as a girl and- ow! Ow! That's not a very gentle fist, Neji!"

"I am not Neji. I am..." Neji's mouth twisted in disgust, "Nadia."

"Falsetto, darling. And flutter your eyelashes, like so," she continued to jeer, although tears were forming from the pain.

The Hyuuga spitefully threw himself into the role of "Biatch", giving the kunoichi's bangs another hard yank.