The Tragic Story of Uchiha Sasuke Part 4:

Uchiha Sasuke and the Deathly Pet

Ok, it's time to say that our disgustingly ugly Sasuke is freakishly unlucky. After South of France was terrible and painful (thanks a lot with advertising Beyonce!!!!!) Sasuke had returned to WAFF where he was making no progress, and still running around the entire campus 3 times every day trying to find his deep frying class. He had no friends. Then one day he saw a commercial:

Need a friend?

COME ONE; COME ALL TO THE BRAND NEW MR. CORKY'S PET STORE!!

You will find the most amazing and friendly animals on this side of the world!!!!

Company and friendship is all you will find when you purchase a pet here!!!!

Come soon!!!

At 123 Fake Street

As soon as the word "friend" came up, Sasuke sifted through his Louis Vuitton man purse for money, and ran as fast as he could to the pet store. He had no friends due to his unbelievable ugliness, so it was a good idea to buy a friend since there were absolutely no other options

Poor ugly Sasuke ran through the middle of the highway, and ran into Waldo from "Where's Waldo?" and since Waldo's supposed to be, uhh, like hiding. Sasuke's ugliness instantly brought everyone's eyes toward him (but then back away from Sasuke's hideous face) they did see Waldo however, and since Sasuke gave up his hiding place, Waldo beat him up.

With marks, marks of pain not to run into Waldo ever again, Sasuke continued on his way to the pet shop. Once he got there, all these animals surrounded him. "Which friend should I buy here?" Sasukesaid. Then something really caught him. It shared all his qualities: ugly. An AARDVARK! But that didn't unconvinced Sasuke. He thought it was adorable.

Walking home with his aardvark which he named Arthur in his man purse. By the time he had gotten back to his dorm room, he put down his man purse to let Arthur roam around. Happy with his new friend, he finally knew that someone accepted him.

About to get something out of his man purse, he noticed it wasn't there. It was in…

ARTHUR'S MOUTH!! His feminine needs fell out as the leather-vicious monster was devouring the purse. After he was done with the purse, he went to the feminine needs.

It swallowed the mascara, then the concealer, and everything else until his 3rd Louis Vuitton man purse and his 2nd set of feminine needs were gone.

Arthur ran out the door, and into a deep-frying class. Sasuke ran as fast as his skinny legs could allow him trying to catch him. He raced across the rows of French fries, and tripping to fall in a big bowl of hamburgers. Everyone gasped twice as much from his ugliness and the hamburgers. Arthur started devouring desks. Sasuke forgot which number to call for animal control so he called:

Poison Control

eHarmony hotline

991

By the time he had gotten the number right, Arthur had eaten all the desks, and a deep frying pan. Sasuke had to pay for this damage. Everyone was angry and disgusted by Sasuke.

So much for a great friend. Sasuke was sad, but as soon as he dumped Arthur into a dumpster in front of the White House (imagine what will happen now). Arthur went up into the White House and ate President Bush.

A week later, Sasuke was congratulated by WAFF for getting rid of him. Things were just turning for the better, but knowing Sasuke, it usually doesn't…

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Ok, if you're a republican and was offended by the Bush being eaten by Arthur thing, I'm not trying to reform the government like in "the giver" or whatever, I'm just expressing my views.