That's Not How It Happened
Alright! We're down to Neuro's chapter! With my movie-verse fic coming soon, I may not have as much time on this story but please bear with me! Also, I have some new plans for my story but I want to know if you guys think I should go through with them before I can really make my decision. But there will be some more info at the end of this chapter. So for now, enjoy taking a look at the mind of the master of mind himself!
Neuro's Chapter: Game of Legos
"In this crapsack world of Ninjago, terrible things are always bound to happen..."
An astrolabe shown over the map of Ninjago as notable locations rose up by clockwork and were set up with Lego bricks while epic music played, serving as an equally epic intro of yet another messed up elemental master tale.
It was yet another day of executions in the green keep of Dragon's Landing. Neuro stood watch as the group of criminals before him were beheaded for various crimes from thefts to murder. Heads literally rolled and the executioners dragged the decapitated bodies away to be disposed of. Grisly as it was, it wasn't something new to the elemental master and the sight of all the blood and carnage didn't make him flinch. It was all part of daily life in Ninjago.
"Sir Neuro," One of the servants beckoned the master of mind, "A raven has been sent with a message from the ninja lords of Ninjago."
"What does it say?"
"I don't know sir. The message came with instructions that only you should read it."
"Very well..."
Neuro found the raven, took out the scroll tied to its leg, and opened it to read its contents.
'The elemental ninja seeks to summon those with unique powers to their stronghold. Further matters will be explained there.'
Having a feeling that he knew what was going on, Neuro was about to discard the message if he didn't catch the very last part of the scroll.
'The ninja will supply food and gold for anyone who choose to attend.'
Neuro still had no idea what the ninja want but as long as there was free food, maybe the months long trip to the ninja's home will be worth something…
"Just to keep things safe, I won't go into full detail of what I've seen..."
Neuro had seen a lot during his trip, from grisly battles with wildfire to certain acts that are all part of human nature but would get this story banned and would drag out. But for the sake of convenience, let's just say he finally made it. Unfortunately, the ninja were gone but Maester Wu was there and just as they promised, there was food with the table full of lemon cakes which the master of mind already helped himself to.
"So where are the ninja?" Neuro asked after polishing off three lemon cakes.
"The ninja have already left for a wedding." The old man answered like it was nothing serious.
…
"You're joking, right?" Neuro asked with an air of disbelief in his voice.
"No. And don't expect weddings here to go well… which is why you should catch up with them."
"Where are they now?"
"First thing's first..." Wu snapped his fingers and a bunch of courtesans started… making out to put it lightly… to accompany his explanation.
"They're probably still on their way to their destination, the Dragon Ford. One of their allies agreed to a marriage alliance to build up the ninja's strength. However, the many families of Ninjago have little to no trust and this family will also try something underhanded to gain power for themselves," As Wu continued speaking the moaning from the women got louder until they nearly drowned out his voice but Neuro was able to understand him, "You must go and make sure nothing happens to the ninja."
"I understand," Neuro nodded, "As long as I get paid in the end, I'll do what I can."
"Again, to keep you kids awake, I'll just describe the real action..."
Again, for time convenience, it took Neuro mere minutes to reach the Dragon Ford. He could hear a lot of commotion inside the castle situated there. Finding a way in, he finally met the ninja, looking none the worse for wear… but not even a parody is safe from the violence of the original work…
And things were looking a little too peaceful...
"Oh no..." Neuro sighed, having a hunch of what may happen next.
Suddenly, the bards performing at the wedding took out a bunch of weapons and massacred the ninja in manners too horrific to keep this story rated T. Luckily, the master of mind survived but he was now literally soaked in the ninja's blood. He could do nothing more but stand there, too shocked to speak as he processed everything that just happened in his mind...
"I thought weddings are supposed to be happy!" One survivor blurted out after a moment of silence.
"That's not how it happened!"
And once again, Neuro's back in the Samurai X lair alongside the elemental masters and the ninja, who were still alive.
"I just saw something go by, oh wait. It was the last bit of faith I have in you guys." Lloyd deadpanned.
"Face it. We'll never get the truth out of them." Kai said, "Finding out the truth is like anyone one of us besides Lloyd getting attention from the canon writers."
"But what choice do we have?" Cole replied, "Besides, at least this isn't as boring as just sitting on our asses, waiting for some miracle."
"So… who's next?" Jay asked.
"I'll go." Shade volunteered.
The ninja would've objected but the master of shadow already started his take…
Yup. Shade's gonna go next.
Again, reviews are appreciated but now onto some big stuff.
I plan on releasing my 'Destiny movie' fic soon & I put up my new plans on the second part of my 'story' New Story Announcement. I REALLY appreciate it if you check it out & tell me what you think before I can go through with them. Until then, see you later!
