I do not own WWZ, TF2, or Star Wars

I need more prompts.

MiniFruitbat: Thanks for the reviews, lulz. :3

And for those that may be confused. AGN stands for Army Group North in the book. AGS is what I assume that the Southern Army group is called. I may be wrong, feel free to correct me.

Resistance is Futile

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61. Vampires

Which one do you think is more bad-ass; albino, sparkly, overgrown mosquitoes or the cannibalistic reanimated corpse of your mother-in-law?

62. Vultures

"No more vultures any more. Not enough food. Birds can't eat Z-flesh. One time, saw vulture eating corpse, so hungry, didn't notice G walking up behind, got eaten. Made me laugh."

"You have one morbid sense of humor Rust."

63. IT'S A TRAP!

"Man, that is one fucking hot girl."

"…Jonny, that is a boy."

64. Bamboo

It grows fast, pandas eat it, and in a pinch it makes one awesome ass spear.

65. Cat

If any species actually took the Walking Blight in stride, it was the cats. To them, Zack and the Average Joe are interchangeable, so no big deal.

66. Quisling

Got transferred to the unit that rehabilitates Quisling. I don't get paid enough to deal with this crap.

67. Veteran

"In 'Nam taking a walk through a patch of elephant grass might mean that you would step into some trap and lose a leg or an arm. Used to see guys walking around missing a limb or two. Tough times back then."

"…I have no sympathy for you. You never had to deal with Zack."

68. Acid

Sad though it is, science has not yet found an acid capable of completely dissolving human bone and flesh in less than 10 seconds. Which sucks, cause it would be so much fun run around killing Zack with water guns.

69. FYI

"There is a G behind you."

70. Mommy

Sorry, screaming for mommy isn't going to save you this time.

71. Basic Rule (2 AGN)

"Wearing snow spikes is a must. Plus, they have the added benefit of smashing open any frozen Zed Heads that you accidentally walk on."

72. Basic Rule (2 AGS)

"When someone shouts 'Look out below', you better be looking down."

73. Window

"Hey Rust? Rust where are you?!"

"Look down."

"…How the Hell did you…?"

"Shut up and help me. Threw G out window. G held on. Fell out window as well."

"Where is the G?"

"See the spot down there? Yah that. Heh heh…"

"I can't decide whether to be impressed that you threw a G out of window or freaked out by the fact that you're hanging on to the window frame three stories down with nothing but a crowbar."

"Less talking, more helping."

"Right…"

74. Moron

"You know, my uncle used to keep a couple of G chained up in his basement. I went down there once and there was all this dry white stuff on the floor. The next day, I left his house and joined the army."

"Ehn…smart choice."

"…Huh? Anegel why did you leave and what does Rust mean?"

"...Let's not go into that."

"Good idea."

"Huh?"

75. Lemon*

When life give you lemons, make a slingshot out of surgical tubing and use the lemons as ammo.

76. Chainsaws

Only for dumbasses and those with a death wish.

77. Australia**

The Australians didn't have trouble with the Zombie War. Why? Cause they're so used to dealing with deadly creatures that adding one more to the list isn't a problem. Besides, all Snipers are Australian.

78. The Force

"I sense a disturbance in the Force. Oh wait, it's just the all the animals in the area have gone silent. Muster up boys! It's G hunting time."

79. Taboo

Never tell an AGN grunt that the AGS are better.

Never tell an AGS grunt that the AGN are better.

Unless you have a death wish of course.

80. Kids

"Hey Rust? Do you think I would make a good father?"

"...What."

"I mean, we need to repopulate the world after this."

"No."

"Why not?"

"Can't get laid if G bites your crotch. Sex daydreams later, fight now."

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* A slingshot made of surgical tubing can send an orange through a plane of glass 50 feet away and keep going. Frozen oranges go farther.

** Reference to the TF2 Sniper