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Shout Outs To:
lipglossgirlsavestheday: my first reviewer :)
Lilly Green: The first one to realize that FOK was an pun for F--K. :D
BOCD
Massie's Locker
Wednesday, April 23
8:43 AM
"Holy Shitaroni, Massie! Have you heard?" Alicia said walking towards Massie.
"Heard Wha-"
"Baxter just asked Kristen out"
"And..."
"She. Said. Yes." Alicia replied in a low voice.
"Awww! Shitnasty!" Massie said.
"Shitnasty?"
"Yep, made it up."
"Have you ever noticed that since we've started hanging out with the guys we've made up so many new words and phases? Like Shitnasty and Shitaroni." Alicia questioned, getting side-tracked.
"Must be some type of phycological thing. Anyways, how could she say yes, she doesn't even know him-"
"Remember she said she talks, 'flirts' with him in history class sometimes?"
"But still, how could she have said yes! I mean first of all, he's a huge jerk, and second of, all he's hideous! I can't look at him for more than two minutes or else my eyes will bleed! How desperate was she?"
"You over-exaggerate too much." Claire said, joining their conversation. All three had science class next and would walk together.
"Well, what should we do?" Alicia asked Massie.
"Nothing. Kristen's still our friend, right?" Massie eyes bared into them.
"Of course." Claire said, Alicia nodded. Massie shut her locker, and started walking towards their science class, eyes in a model stare. Claire and Alicia instinctively joined her.
"But if someone still thinks she's sitting at our table at lunch, with boyfriend, you know what my new revenge plan phrase is: I'm gonna kill a bitch." Massie said, still walking forward and eyes still in a model stare, not bothering to turn to look at them.
"Bitches actually." Alicia corrected.
"And we know exactly who they are." Claire said.
"Yep. That's the plan. Kill..." Massie started.
"A..." Claire said.
BOCD
New Green Cafe
Wednesday, April 23
12:07 PM
"Bitch!" Alicia exclaimed, as she neared Table 18 seeing that Baxter's crew of four took up the little amount of extra table space. She had nowhere to sit. Unless she sat on someones's lap.
"I'm not gonna sit on any of the girl's laps because that would be...different." Alicia thought. By the time she was at the table she finally choose Cam, because he was the only guy who wouldn't say anything perverted.
"I'm using you as a chair, there's no more room." Alicia said while she sat down, giving death glares at Kristen.
"Sure, whatever." Cam said, putting his arms around Alicia waist. But Alicia didn't mind, they would only be good friends. "I don't understand why they can't get their own damn table." Cam whispered in her ear.
"Seriously. It's like-"
"You know this table only seats ten people." Massie said, the table quieted down. "Not twelve." Massie looked at Kori and Strawberry. "Or sixteen." Massie looked at Baxter and his crew, then at Kristen. "Just a little heads up for those who don't understand." Massie went back to eating her salad. The table was silent for a moment, but slowly conversation started up again.
Cam- awesome massie
Massie- i noe let me get the others
Josh- good job telling them off
Claire- u weren't as mean as i though u would b
Massie- I noe, that wasn't part of the plan
Alicia- so KILL A BITCH is still on?
Dylan- like pancakes on syrup
Kemp- Isn't it the other way around?
Dylan- the syrup dominates wen i eat my pancakes
Cam- but seriously, I'm like get your own damn table!
Derrick- 'get your own damn table' is the motto for this
Josh- it is. maybe we should hold another meeting in a couple days
Massie- we should. Operation KILL A BITCH: Get your own damn table! is under way. Done.
Alicia- Done.
Dylan- Done.
Plovert- Here we go again...
Massie- u just ruined it
Plovert- sry, gosh
Massie- whatevs it's over Plovert. bye.
Plovert- but we were neva going out!
Plovert- ... Am I Alone?
Plovert-...Again?
Plovert- ...Anyone?
Plovert- u should really tell me when u end the convo.
Plovert- ...I HATE U ALL!
(AN) Like I said before, the end of the text convo was unnecessary. But hey, Plovert adds spice. Peace Out. Schools Out...ha ha some of you are still in school. SUCKERS. Jk :)
