"HI EVERYONE!" I exclaim happly and loudly. "KITTIE SHUT UP! IT'S 5 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, AND I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!" Sasuke yelled, annonyed. "..." "Thank yo- "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA!" I started busting up laughing, holding my aching side. "Oh my god! My gut, my gut, I can't breathe, ahaha." "Shut up it's not funny!" "Your right, it's not funny... it's fricken hilarious! You n-need your be-beauty sleep, you are s-such a girl!" I try to say, attempting to regain my self, and failing horribly. I start busting up again, and this time I fall off the bed. "OW!" I yell holding poor head. And as a stated before, the bed is two feet from the floor. "Hnn, serves you right." Sasuke oh so caringly said. "Gee thanks, I'm fine" I mumble sarcastically. When my head stopped throbing, I got up to see that Sasuke already when back to sleep. "Stupid teme." I mumble annoyed as I left the room. But not before grabing a bucket, going into the bathroom, feeling up the bucket with ice-cold water, and dumping it on Sasuke's head. Then I quickly ran out of the room, giggling. Just as I hear a "COLD! KITTIE!" 'hehe, so much for beauty sleep.'
Next thing I know a wet, shivering, angery Sasuke comes storming out of the room. "K-KITTIE!" he yells, still shivering. "SERVES YOU RIGHT!" I yell back, copying his words from before. "SHUT UP!" Everyone who slept on the floor and the couch shouted. "SORRY!" I shout back. And, of course, with all the screaming, even more people woke up. "WOULD YOU LOSERS STOP FLIPPIN' SHOUTING! I'M TRYING TO GO TO FLIPPIN' SLEEP!" A very grumpy Tayuya hollered, marching out from her room; Sakon behind her. This caused everyone else to wake up; sleepy, and not too happy. "Why the heck is everyone shouting?" Kin asked rubbing one of her eyes with the back of her hand, and yawning into the other one. Zaku following close behind her. "What's with all the racket?" Orochimaru asked also coming out of his room. (Kabuto was in the pokeball 'cause he didn't want to sleep with, or be near Orochimaru after what happened.) "Is everyone awake?" I ask looking around, seeing if everyone was here. "Yes everyone is awake, thanks to all your shouting!" Suigetsui said pointing at me. "Hey it wasn't just me who was shouting! Sasuke was yelling too!" I defended myself (sort of.) "And who's fault was it that I was shouting!?" Sasuke accused, staring pointly at me. "Why am I always getting blamed for everything!?" "Yeah leave her the heck alone!" Tayuya defended me. "Thank you Tayuya. Well anyway, now that we are all up, how 'bout we look at some questions!?" (Note: we somehow managed to rig the plasma TV in the main room, so that any questions that are asked, when we look at them, they show up on the TV. And it's a BIG TV, so everyone can clearly see it.)
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HinataMusaCorneliaRenee wrote:
your welcome kin! seriously zaku, when someone speakes about you in a review you have to reply. jeesh. ok, i have a question 4 everyone (especially zaku&kin. wouldve been orochimaru and kabuto but they broke up) ok the question is what are you all eight up to at night when your 'roommating' together? and no. i dont have a preverted mind, just felt like asking that question O
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"Sorry" Zaku aplogized. "...N-n-nothing!" Kin stuttered "we don't do anything! w-we just s-sleep a-and talk! I-I mean talk and sleep! I mean-" she broke off, her face red. "Y-yeah, what she said!" Zaku agreed, his face slightly pink. Everyone was just staring at the two. "Kin, Zaku, what do you two do?" Dosu asked slowly. "T-the question's for you guys too, you know! Not just us!" They both said at the same time, trying to change the subject. I sensed their uneasyness, so I tried to change the subject for them. "Yeah, well, I for one, have never done anything with that teme!" "Yea, except dump ice-cold water on my head!" "Well you made me fall off the bed!" "No I didn't! You fell off on your own!" "Yeah, but you're the reason I fell off!" "You fell off 'cause you were laughing so much!" "Oh yeah! It was 'cause you said-mphh!" I tried to say, but Sasuke covered my month with his hand before I could finish. "Sasukkylmiveyoiurhanfdbeforeiulikckyou!" (Sasuke move your hand before I lick you!) "What?" Sasuke asked, all of a sudden, he felt something wet go across his hand. It was my touge. "Gross!" Sasuke exclaimed as he ran to the bathroom; me just laughing my ass off. "Uhh...right...anyway, what me and Sakon do in the room at night is really none of your concern, but since we have to answer the question; we sleep." Tayuya stated simply. "Yeah that's all we do too, since Kabuto won't even talk to me anymore." Orochimaru said. "Speaking of which, where is Kabuto?" I ask looking at Orochimaru. "Oh he's still in the pokeball." "And where is the pokeball?" "In my room." Could you go get it?" "Okay." Orochimaru left to go get the Kabuto pokeball, and returned a few minutes later. "Here" He handed it to me. "Go Kabuto!" I shouted as I released him from the pokeball. "Huh?" Kabuto looked around, confused. "Hi Kabuto, nice of you to join us! We're looking at questions!" I exclaim, excitedly. "Okay, now let's look at some more!" I say quickly, and before anyone can say anything, I flip to the next question. (Remember it's hooked to the TV.)
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Kabuto
offers
her hand
I'm a fan of yours and I'll try and keep myself under
control.
Can I have your autograph?
Do you wish your hair was
not a silver like color?
Favorite thing to do to pass the time
when you're bored?
How do you react to the SakuraxKabuto pairings?
gags
In your eyes, do you see Orochimaru as a savior or as
something else?
I wish people would quit picking on you. You're so
adorable. pats Kabuto on the back and steals his hair tye just for
fun
Kidomaru
You're the one with the multiple arms right?
You're one of my favorite sound ninjas. Wished Neji didn't kill you
but you got to admit that watching your fight with him was
cool.
-Sonar
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Kabuto takes her hand as, his now untied hair, falls down around his shoulders, and frames his face. "Uh...sure you can have my autograph." Kabuto makes an autograph, signs it, and gives it to Sonar. "There you go. My hair? Actually, I like it the way it is. My hair would probably look weird if it was any other color. When I'm bored I like to mix different herbs and discover new medicine recipes. I am also a medic-nin, after all. Sakura? Umm...who's that?" "Are you kidding? She was in the chunin exams with us, she had the pink hair!" Sasuke exclaimed. "Pink hair, pink hair...oh yeah her! Well it's not my fault I only saw her like once during the chunin exams! And I never quite remembered her name. So anyway, how do I react to her and me as a pairing? How do I put this in the nicest way I can? I'D KILL MYSELF IN THE MOST GRUESOMEST WAY POSSIBLE, BEFORE I GO OUT, OR HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER!" Kabuto exploded. "..." Was everyone's responce. "Okay, now for the question." Kabuto continued on, as if nothing had happened. "In my eyes...well use to, but now well..." He looks over at Orochimaru, then looks back. "I don't know...oh and thanks! You can keep the hair tie, Sonar." After that he just causally walked into his room, and closed the door. "..." "Uhh...Kidomaru, is your turn." I break the silence. "What, I actually got a question?" "Yeah! Haven't you been paying attention?" "...Of couse I have!" "Oh brother, just read the screen and answer the question, please." After Kidomaru actually does that. (5 minutes later) "Thanks! And sure my fight was cool, up untill the part where I started getting my ass kicked!" (In Kidomaru's opinion.) "Haha! I thought the fight was cool all the way to the end!" I gave my opinion. "NO ONE ASKED YOU!" Kidomaru yelled at me. "Leave her alone!" Tayuya yelled at him. "Shut up flute-girl!" "You shut up, spiderman!" "Man you guys fight like Karin, and Suigetsui." Sasuke stated. "Hey, leave me out of this!" Suigetsui objected. "Yeah, me too! Karin, for once, agreed with him. "And how come we never get any questions!?" They asked/yelled. "Yeah, how come I don't get any questions either!" Tayuya added. And then, not even 10 minutes later, almost everyone was yelling and shouting, and screaming and hollering ect. ect. on how they got little to no spotlight, and other stuff like that. Me and the rest who weren't fighting, were standing on the sidelines, just watching. "I thought you guys didn't want questions." I said, sweatdropping. "No, that's just me." Sasuke said from beside me. "But that doesn't stop you people from asking me questions anyway!" "No it does not!" I said cheerfully. "So any idea on how to stop this?" "Hnn" "Thanks, that was sooo helpful!" I said sarcasticly, rolling my eyes. "I vote we just let them work this out." "Work WHAT out!?" "What ever the hell they're fighting about." He said as he walked into our room. "Hey wait up!" I call after him as I also go into our room and close the door.
About
an hour later, we come back out. Everyone who was in the pointless
fight, was either in a heap on the floor, or looking like they're
going to pass out. "Well...at least they stopped fighting."
I tried to look on the bright side. "After an hour." "Well
at least they stopped!" "Hnn." "Let's look at
more questions!" "With everyone nearly unconscious?"
Sasuke pointed out. "Uhh...Kabuto!" I called to the only
other person, besides me and Sasuke, who wasn't in the fight. "Yeah?"
"Do you think you could help everyone?" "Sure no
problem, their injuries aren't serious...at all. It was more like
an academy
level fight, between a bunch of kids." "Cool, so now it's
question time!" "You like looking at questions, don't you?"
"Of course! Now enough chit-chat."
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Alright. This is for SasGAY.
Are you straight cuz I don't think you are...
Did you ever have a "realtionship" with Naruto?
And! This is for Lord Orochimaru-sama...
Will you go out with me?!
-Tsukuyami
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"WHAT!" Sasgay, I mean Sasuke, exclaimed. "This is why I don't like questions!" "Cause no one likes you?" "No one asked you!" "Yeah, they asked you, now answer the question." "I don't see how my sexuality is any of your concern. As for the dope...that's none of your concern either." He said, looking away." "Sigh...let me translate, that is Sasuke's way of saying no, he's not straight, and most likely had some kind of realtionship with Naruto." I translated for Sasuke cheerfully, while getting a death glare from said person. "No one asked you to translate for me!" "So I was right?!" "..." "Yay...oh my gosh! I knew it!" "Shut up!" "Sasuke likes Naruto, Sasuke likes Naruto," I chanted "Sasuke and Naruto sitting in a tree, first comes love, then comes marriage, then (somehow) comes a baby in a baby carriage." I started singing at the top of my lungs. While running around the room, trying to avoid the various items being thrown at my head by a very irate Sasuke. "Kittie shut up!" "Never!" "Um...while those two are fighting, I'll just go ahead and answer my question. Sure, I'll go out with you, Tsukuyami." Suddenly I stop running, and look over at Orochimaru. "Aww-ow!" I cry out as Sasuke topples into me, due to my sudden stop. "Sasuke get your heavy-ass self off me!" I yell, while trying to wiggle free. "Shut up! You shouldn't have stopped so suddenly!" "What happened to ninja reflexes?!" "Screw you!" "You wish!" "Would you two stop fricken fighting! Gosh, it's getting so annonying!" Sakon exclaimed, speaking for pretty much everyone. "He started it!" "No I didn't, you did!" "Shut up! I don't care who started it! Just shut up!" "All right, yeesh. How 'bout we look at more questions! AND SASUKE, WOULD YOU GET OFF ME!"
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Orochimaru-sama- Yeah, wait, so you have Kabuto in a pokeball?
Kabuto- Are you alive in the pokeball? What does it even look like?
Sasuke-teme- Whatever. I'm not trying to get you mad, I'm just stating the truth... -nervous laugh- Itachi-sama is better in my mind. Not my fault... wait, it's an opinion, of coarse its my fault, but sh, you don't know that.
Sincerely,
Rockcrab
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"Yes, I do! Well not currently but, yeah." "Of coruse I'm alive; no, I reincarnate myself everytime I come out of the pokeball." Kabuto said sarcasticly. "Kabuto don't be mean! I'm sorry Rockcrab, Kabuto's just a bit cranky sleeping in the pokeball all night." "Yeah, what Kittie said. As for what it looks like, it's actually quite roomy, but it's too dark to see what it actually looks like, sorry." "Well I know that now!" "Sasuke must you always yell?" "Shut up Kittie! Itachi is not better than me! You know what, I want to know, why does everyone think Itachi is better than me?!" "Sasuke, they're supposed to ask you questions! Not the other way around!" "Shut up, I want to know!" "Why do you keep telling me to shut up?" "Because you never do!" "Well neither do you!" "That's because everyone keeps asking me so many god damn questions! And most of them are just insults, or something similar!" "That's becase no one likes you...next question!"
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Yo
Rockcrab! You are 100 percent correct! Itachi IS better than SasGAY!
Oh and sasGAY the only reason you beat Itachi is because he was 89
blind, used all his chakra, and his eyes were bleeding. So, don't be
celebrating cuz you didn't accomplish nuttin! Go die in a frickin
hole and I hope Michael Jackson comes and rapes you SasGAY!
And I
still think ur the awesomeness, most kick- villain
Orochimaru-sama!
Love, Tsukuyami
P.S. I'm an Itachi fan and
I already hated you before you killed him...now...I HATE YOU EVEN
MORE! Sleep with one eye open and stay the hell outta my sight!
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"HAHAHAHAHA! N-no one really does like you! hahaha!" "THIS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HATE ME?!" "M-most, haha, likely not." "You know what! Screw you all! And even though he was mostly blind, he could still see well enough to me! And I also used up all my chakra, and as for his bleeding eyes; that was disturbing, but it didn't have anything to do with anything! (That I know of.) I hate you too! And I was just about to say the same thing to you!" "Thank you!" Orohimaru said, trying to ignore the fuming Sasuke, and failing, since he was so god damn loud! "Sasuke shut up!" "You shut up!" "How 'bout you both shut up?! " I'm sorry." I apologized. "I'm not." Sasuke stubbornly said, looking away.
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Kittie: And that's it for this chapter.
Sasuke: You know what, I'm tired of this.
Kittie: Tired of what!?"
Sasuke: Of doing the whole 'ending the chapter thing' with you.
Kittie: Well then don't!
Sasuke: Fine. -walks off-
Kittie: Hmph, I don't need him anyway, I can do this by myself.
-crickets chirp-
Kittie: ... Ok I do need him; I have nothing to talk about! Well that's it for this chapter, bye! -takes off after Sasuke- Sasuke come back!
