In this chapter we all see Ken's weirder, freakier and more delirious side.

Sorry for the update gap, I was reading AnimeLover1321's fanfic where Lane, Moppet and Alexia (her OCs which I love) go to the NinjaGO world. And to embarrass her if she reads this: To AnimeLover1321 NOTICE ME SENPAI!


"So…" Alan said awkwardly. "How do we get up there?"

Ken shrugged. "I dunno."

Fin grinned sadistically. "Let's chase it."

An hour later...

They panted, tired and dehydrated after chasing the bounty with no avail of catching it. Sweat poured down all their faces.

"This… was not… well thought…" Alan coughed. "..out."

"Sorry.." Fin gasped, his limbs just about ready to fall apart.

"WHEEEE!" Ken laughed, delusional.

"Not again…" Alan groaned, skidding to a stop.

"What?" Fin huffed, wiping his forehead, also stopping.

"This was YOU'RE.." Alan choked for a second. "…idea. And you… KNOW he gets delirious when he… gets dehydrated or exercises for … too long."

"SPACE UNICORNS! WHEEEE! HAHALAAALA!" Ken screamed, pointing at nothing.

Fin grabbed him by the arm and said, "Get it together."

"HAHA! LEGGO GRANDPA! AWAHAHAAA!"

Fin raised an eyebrow. "Grand.. pa?"

Alan hit him on the arm.

"DON'T HIT ME GRANDMA! THE SPACE UNICORNS WILL GET YOU! LALA!" Ken pointed to a empty patch of sky.

Alan face turned red. "Grandma?"

Ken staggered and stumbled in circles, going nowhere.

15 minutes later...

"WHEE! POWER OF POOP AND RAINBOWS! LALA!" His eyes were half closed and he was smiling creepily. His arms flailed at his side.

Fin sighed. "This is getting really annoying."

"You said it." Alan moaned, rubbing his temples.

"Can't you just put him to sleep?" Fin asked innocently.

Alan stopped and smacked himself in the forehead.

"WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?"

Fin sweat dropped.

Alan waved his hand and Ken fell to the ground unconscious.

They both sighed in relief as Fin heaved Ken over his shoulder. They stared off into the distance.

"We're never gonna catch the bounty." Fin sighed.

"Never say never." Alan grinned, then he paused. "Unless it's celery."

Fin face palmed.

"But really, how are we gonna catch it?" Fin asked.

"Why do we wanna catch it anyway?" Alan inquired.

Fin stared at him. "THEY'RE FREAKING NINJA FROM FREAKING NINJAGO MASTERS OF SPINJITSU! HOW DO YOU FREAKING NOT WANNA MEET THEM?"

Alan sweat dropped. "Sorry. But how are we supposed to even get on a floating ship?"

Fin thought for a moment.

"Maybe I could make a human ladder out of skeletons. Or should I say, skeleton ladder?" he made finger guns at Alan which caused him to drop Ken with a thud.

Alan gave him a really? look and Fin picked up Ken again, who was half awake because of the fall.

"Huh?" then he turned red. "Why am I over your shoulder?" he demanded, getting off Fin's shoulder in a millisecond.

"You were delirious. Alan put you to sleep."

Ken gave him a "WUT" look and then said, "I'm not dead." Then he felt like kicking himself, remembering the powers. "Oh right."


Alan shrugged. "So Fin thinks he should make a human ladder-"

"Skeleton ladder." Fin interrupted.

"Whatever. To get up onto the bounty."

"Cool." Ken said. "But how do we catch it?"

"I don't know." Alan shrugged. "It's almost out of sight."

"We could yell." Fin suggested.

"Our voices aren't loud enough." Alan said.

"Leave it to me. Let's get running." He sped after the bounty like a cheetah and Fin and Alan reluctantly followed.


Hours Later, delirious point...

"SPACE UNICORNS! SPREADING RAINBOWS THROUGH THE SKY AND SPACE AND TI-IME! DON'T DEFY THE POWER OF COLORS AND CRAYONS!"

"Oh, that's what he meant. Delirious Ken is at least ten times louder than the average person." Alan panted.

Fin nodded.

"DON'T DEFY THEM EVA OR EVA OR EVA OR FEEL THE WRATCH OF UNICORNS AND SPACE AND RAINBOWS!… AND RAMEN! AND CRAYONS!"

Fin and Alan sweat dropped. "This doesn't make it any less freaky…" Alan said.


On the bounty… (control room)

Nya was driving the bounty when Jay and Cole came rushing in.

"Stop the boat!" Jay said.

"There's a maniac following us!" Cole added.

Nya stopped the boat, wondering who the 'maniac' was.

Out on the deck…

Sure enough, Sensei Wu, Kai, Lloyd and Zane leaned against the railing to peer at the three specks (people, they look like specks from above) running after the ship like idiots.

"Who are they?" Cole asked.

"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that one's the lunatic." Jay said, pointing to one closest to them with dark brown hair.

"Do you think he had mental problems?" Zane asked.

"This is freaking me out." Kai said.

LLoyd just stared. (younger one…)

Sensei Wu said nothing.


Down on the ground...

"LALALA! RAMEN AND RAINBOWS AND POWA OF THE MOON HOLDING WATCHS THAT HARNESS THE COOLNESS OF THE SUN! AND KARATE! AND FRIENDSHIIIIIIPPPP!"

Fin ended up having to tackle him to the ground.

"Can I put him to sleep?" Alan pleaded.

Fin shook his head no as he contained Ken in a headlock but it didn't cut off his air circulation. He continued to yell.

"KARATE! THE KARATE KID! AND MOM! AND DAD! AND OLD HAAAG KNOWN AS A GRAAANDMA! LOVELOVELOVE! FRIENDSHIP! SUNS! MOONS! YIN AND YYAAANG! RAMEN! KARATE! THE SPACE UNICCCCOOOORNS ARE COOOOOMING!"

Alan covered his ears.

Fin shoved a screaming Ken into Alan. "Here." he said flatly. "Contain him while I make the skeleton ladder."

Alan had to resist the urge to put him to sleep.

"SPACE UNICORNS SPREADING RAINBOWS THROUGH THE AIIIR!" Ken sang in a off key voice.

Finally, the skeletons grabbed the edge of the boat and Fin and Alan, carrying Ken, starting to climb.


On the bounty...

"AH! They're coming up!" Lloyd (younger, people, younger) yelled.

Yes, the three, now identified as a pale blond haired, dark brown and light brown haired boys where climbing up a ladder of skeletons hanging onto one another.

The first one, pale blond and skinny, wearing black jeans and shirt heaved himself over the side, doing a tumble roll and landing upright on the deck. The light brown haired one threw the dark brown haired one onto the deck before heaving himself up as well.

"Who are you?" Kai asked.

"I'm Fin," the pale blond one said lazily, pointing to himself.

"I'm Alan," the light brown curly haired one said. Then he jabbed a thumb at the one sitting on the desk, with his hands between his outstretched legs. "And the raving loony over there is Ken."

"LALA! DON'T DEFY THE POWA OF THE UNICORNS GRANDMA!" Ken yelled, pointing and glaring at Alan, who sweat dropped.

"I'm not your grandma…" then he turned to the gaping ninja.

"Let me explain…"


AAAND CLIFFIE! I'M DONE! THIS TOOK ME FOREVA! I HAVE A BIG WRITERS BLOCK! SOMEONE PM ME SOME IDEAS! AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPPIE! LALLALALAA! SPACE UNICORNS!