Fan girl attack

Disclaimer: "Today Rob does the disclaimer for me tell them ROB".

"Beep beep beep boop beep" Rob says

"Oh sorry ROB I forgot to put on your translator" I flip a switch

"Now tell them ROB"

"Kelstar159 doesn't own SSBB Nintendo does"

Chapter 4: Fan girl's message

We come back to Ike who is still breaking down.

"Ike listen to me, this is your wife Lyn. Now tell me what's happened so I can help you. Please, I hate to see you all down and depressed." Lyn said while comforting him. "Plus your scaring me" she whispered into his ear, it was hard enough dealing with Ike, but her own fears were coming into play.

"No mommy I didn't. NO! DON'T GET THE PADDLE." Bowser said curled up into the corner. Everyone again looked at him with anime style sweat drops.

After 2 hours Ike finally cooled down enough to tell everyone what happened. All the smashers came close so that they could listen to what Ike had to say.

"I had just finished training and there was ba-ba-banging at the door so I went to go and check who that could be so early in the morning."

As Ike told his tale everyone came closer towards him.

"I was dragged off, some of those girls ripping my clothes at the same time. I was thinking oh sweet mother god no not rape." The tears started flowing again; Lyn squeezed his hand to comfort him whilst holding him from the side.

"Fortunately there were a few sane girls that stopped them. I was taken to their hideout and guess what it was the old smash mansion."

A few of the older Smashers gasped.

"I was in Roy's old room. They left me with nothing but my-my-my boxers on. They had locked the door and tied my hands together, I tried to free myself but one of those fan girls came up to me, she had blonde hair with red eyes and she had a slipper with a tri-force mark on it. I was worried that they got Link too."

At this Zelda hugged Link tightly, not wanting to let him go.

"She told me they were going to let me go in exchange that I tell you guys they are coming for all of us and that they were going to make us their boyfriends. She also said coldly that she wanted Link personally for her private collection."

Ike stopped to catch his breath.

Some of the smashers petrified the shock turning their faces white. What they had done to Ike and their message was enough to even send the bravest man into a state. Pit, having the strength to stand up, left to get Dr. Mario at this point.

"Aft-aft-after that they let me go. It was day-break so I ran back here as fast as I could, I think that's it." Ike finished. He was shaking like a Chihuahua.

"They're coming for us!" was all he could say now.

The little kids and some of the villains were running around in circles saying things such as:

"WE'RE GOING TO BE RAPED!"

"I'M TOO YOUNG!"

"I'M A MINOR!"

"TAKE NANA INSTEAD!"

"YOU DON'T WANT ME YOU WANT MY DAD HE'S CUTER I'M UGLIER!"

The door was open and in came Pit with Dr. Mario.

"He's right in here doc" Pit said a little scared.

Dr. Mario looked at Ike with Pity, Pit having filled Dr. Mario in.

"Mama Mi-a" He said shaking his head.

"NURSE!"

A Paratroopa came in wearing a medical mask.

"Help me put Ike on the stretcher!" Dr. Mario instructed with some fear in his voice.

They picked Ike up very carefully and put him on the stretcher.

Marth got up and stated heading towards the door.

"Where are you going? Link asked.

"To tell Master Hand about this of course, we need to prepare ourselves."

Ike managed to look at Marth and smirk.

"That's my line..." he said before fainting.

He immediately got rushed into the medical room.

24 hours later

The medical wing had let Ike out. He had bandages on both arms and legs. Lyn had her eyes closed and was crying in the waiting room. Ike had a smile on his face as he came up with a scheme. He snuck up on her from behind and grabbed her.

Lyn screamed and turned around preparing to slap someone.

"TAKE THAT YOU Perv…" Lyn suddenly started to blush

"Oh Ike it's you." Lyn said embarrassed.

She rushed up to him and basically squeezed the living lights out of him.

"Oh Ike I was so worried, I thought you were really hurt." She then made out with him.