A/N) Hello my limited readers. Sorry for the long wait, because I know you were just DYING for more and (insert info on the author's life that no one really cares about) and...oh whatever.

Meet the OOC Starfire

Starfire of Timeran was a very stupid girl. She ate things that weren't food, and talked so formally she sounded stupid. She took everything literally and would constantly everyone 'FRIEND'. Sometimes she would cook food out of chemical cleaners and would try force-feeding her creations to her FRIENDS.

Yes, she was indeed, very stupid.

One day, Starfire was out "doing the shopping" at the "mall of shopping" - or whatever it is she calls it. You'd think that after ten years of living on earth she'd figure out the problem with her speech - but nope! She was much too stupid and naive for that. Anyways, she was busy scaring the poor civilians as she went around hugging them, occasionally licking a person or two. Because she's just like that, you know?

"GREETINGS FELLOW CITIZEN!" she would say to many of the store clerks. Security would throw her out soon after because she would try "bonding" with the cashiers and start trying on clothes in the middle of the stores. After a while she got bored and went home - which meant she received another restraining order from the mall (which she gratefully ate).

"HELLO FRIENDS!" she shouted in her annoying, high-pitched voice. Beast Boy and Cyborg jumped from the couch where they were playing video games (again).

"GAH! I'M DEAF!" Beast Boy wailed.

"MANY APOLOGIES FRIEND!" she said, still shouting, "I WILL NOW GO AND MAKE YOU THE TRAMERIANEAN CASSEROLE OF APOLOGETIC-NESS! PLEASE - WHERE IS THE ARSENIC?"

So after nearly committing second-degree murder on the two Titans with her unholy-concoction, she went off to go play with her mutant pet, Silkie. Apparently she treats the maggot like most crazy-cat women do...with dogs...or something. The point is she's weird, okay?

-MOVING ON-

"FRIENDS, have any of you seen BOYFRIEND Robin in the of recent?" Starfire asked how she NORMALLY DOES. Cyborg and Beast Boy were sitting there, recovering from her cooking...by playing video games.

"He and Raven are out on a date or something," Beast Boy responded while staring at the TV.

"WHAAA?" Starfire exclaimed.

"Uh, yeah. They've been going out for like the past two months...or years," Cyborg added.

Starfire started sobbing and stuff while she ran to her room where she plopped herself on her OHSO FLUFFY PINK bed.

"NUUUUUUUU!111!" Starfire sobbed. "How could this happen! Robin and I are meant for each other! It's that stupid goth Raven! She's the problem! She must be destroyed! I will kill her, and then, Robin will be all MINNNNNNEEE!1111!"

Raven sat in the living room. Reading. Cus she does that you know? Anyway, she was reading alone in the room. Starfire came in and started staring creepily at Raven. There was a savage look in her eyes, like a crazy murderous stalker's who wanted to rip someone's head off, dance around their dead body, and possibly eat their heart. Because Starfire was exactly that. Of course.

Raven heard Starfire's maniacal breathing coming from behind her and turned around.

"Hey Star, what are you AHHH-" Too late! Starfire killed her.

"BUWUHAHAHAHAHA, NOW NOTHING WILL STAND IN THE WAY OF ME AND ROBIN, HAHAHAHA!" Starfire bwuahahaed in her shill voice.

"DUDE!"

Starfire turned around and saw Beast Boy, who had witnessed the murder and had his jaw sagging to the floor.

"YOU JUST - I MEAN - YOU - AND - BLOOD - SPLUTTER -" Beast Boy spluttered.

"YOU'RE A WITNESS - YOU MUST DIE TOO!" Starfire shrieked. Beast Boy died.

"YO, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" Cyborg shouted. He was killed too. Silkie was brutally murdered as well because he was also a witness. Suddenly Robin came in whistling.

"Hey Star wha- OH MY GOD!" Robin screamed. "What's this book doing on the floor? Doesn't anyone have any respect for literature? Shame on you Raven!" he said to Raven's mangled, bloody corpse.

"So anyway - wait a second...*GASP* RAVEN, YOU'RE DEAD! AND SO ARE THE OTHER TWO CHARACTERS! STARFIRE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!questionmark!?" he asked Starfire, who was grinning at him like a manaic the whole time.

"THEY WERE IN THE WAY BOYFRIEND ROBIN! IN THE WAY OF US! NOW THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP US FROM BEING TOGETHER - FOREVER HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" she cackled.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH-" Robin shouted as Starfire lunged for him.

And they all lived happily ever after. But not really.

A/N) For ome reason it ticks me off when I see people spell her planet wrong - like "Teermeranianeenan". You fail at sounding out words. Also, I really hate people make her say 'FRIEND' before everyone's name. She doesn't. Really. Okay I think you go the point.