Rating: K+

Characters: Jane Crocker, Dirk Strider, Mentioned Jake English

Pairings: DirkJane, I will go down with this ship

Summary: what is happening


Your name is Jane Crocker, and you have no idea what's happening.

"Mmm, Jake." You hear Dirk murmur to your ear as he hugs your side. You've got no idea how Dirk mistook you for Jake, because you certainly don't have his build, or that he was this cuddly in his sleep but you can't quite help but feel red in the face because one of your friends is currently snuggling you.

You idly wonder how you got into this situation. Li'l Seb was going on the fritz again, so you called Dirk to check him, and do some reprogramming and what-not (You will admit you had no idea what he was doing), but you guess nature decided to be a dick to you and snowed you inside of your house. Dirk had to stay, not that you minded anyways.

But now you're not too sure, as he snuggles you on your own bed.

Jeez. You would think that you would've been at least be able to prank him before he woke up but you couldn't even move in his grasp.

You settle on teasing him about this later when he woke up.