(8PM in the evening at their cupcake place aka the old room they redecorated at Han's diner that they are currently using for free)

Max was already setting up the table, bringing out the ingredients needed to make the butter almond pecan she and Caroline needed to make. Caroline had promised Max to help her out, not just with boring Max about her "past life" when she was still rich and just trying to complain at just about anything.

Max: Hey trollop! Thought you were going to help out with the baking?

Caroline: I am! I just need wear my hairnet and I'm all set!

Max: *gives a disgusting* Since when did we start wearing hairnets!? I don't even wash my hands when I make these!?

Caroline: *sighs and gives her an "Oh Max!" kind of look* Max!

Max: Look! It's not like we're the ones who are going to eat it! And if we were, what difference does it make?! I mean clearly you've seen way dirtier things. *winks*

Caroline: Max! Just wear the hairnet. *pauses for a sec* And please wash your hands before you touch anything.

Max: *chuckles* Too late! I've already touched something *points to her crotch*

As they were starting to bake…

Caroline: So I was talking to Earl this morning and you wouldn't believe what he's told me.

Max: That he's still not dead by now?!

Caroline: *jaw drops and her eyes widened* Max!?

Max: Oh please! He's been telling me that since day one!

Caroline: Well not that! You won't believe that Earl is actually a big Britney Spears fan!

Max: *pauses for a sec* Wait! He knows Britney Spears?! I'm surprised he even knows how to work the cash register!

Caroline: Well apparently, he has listened to every single album Britney Spears has.

Max: *putting the tray of unbaked cupcakes in the oven* Wait, where does he even have the money and the time to listen to Britney? Oh wait! Nevermind the 'time' part cause apparently he has already a thousand years worth of time on his side.

Caroline: Apparently he bought it from a bootleg sale down on 32nd street.

Max: OR! Maybe Han just apparently lent him those CDs for him to listen to. You know Han, he's such a lady.

Caroline: Hey! Don't you think we should bring Earl along? I mean, I'm sure he'll really appreciate it if let him meet Britney Spears at our appointment.

Max: Yeah sure definitely! I mean when you're pretty much offering unwashed butter almond pecan cupcakes to a Barbie doll like hers along with an old black "potentially gay" man, you just can't think of anything better right?!

Caroline: *chuckles* Oh Max! I think he'll be really stoked to hear about this!

Max: *opens the oven and brings about the tray of baked cupcakes* Enough yapping! Why don't you help me with this already?! I mean, why do we even need to bake her a dozen cupcakes? One small nibble is already a full course meal for her!

Caroline: Max! I'm sure she'll be wanting to try more of this.

Max: *interrupts her* Yeah cause you know Britney! She likes everything for free, like how her legs are always open for business.

Caroline: *opens a cabinet and something drops* Wait what is this?! *picks up a coupon* Oh my God Max! It's a $100 gift card from Walgreens!

Max: Oh my gosh, speaking of free! We get a free gift card from a Walmart knockoff!

Caroline: Come on Max! We can use this gift card to finally get Earl some of those medicines that he couldn't afford! I mean come on, he's going to have to be in great shape when we have our appointment with Britney.

Max: Oh shush! Earl doesn't need medicine! That monk's pretty much immune to anything at this point/ I mean he's drinking gin for water!

Caroline: Max!

Max: Can we just use this to buy those peppermint condoms I've been dying to try?!

Caroline: *gives her another "Oh Max!" kind of look* Max!

Max: *sighs* Alright fine! But we have to finish making these cupcakes because it's almost 9PM and you're wasting our time just yapping around the whole time.

Caroline: *shuts up and helps her with the cupcakes*

Current tally: $1515.00