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SUMMERY: Non- Magic AU. Lightning Guardian! Harry. Why did he choose to become a therapist again? At a school none the less! AND THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR? What was he drunk at the time?

WARNING: Bad-Arse Harry

DISCLAIMER: Not mine just the plot. Adopted from Mez'n'Ser


Chapter 4

It had been three weeks now and Harrison was close to demanding another vacation or locking all of these damn kids in a soundproof room they can't get into trouble in. Seriously, he was starting to wonder if he should just stay in bed nowadays because Harrison is pretty sure he is about to have a mental break down. Or completely snap and kill someone. One or the other, he wasn't sure at the moment as he was too busy fighting for his life from a rabid animal-boy. The therapist growled as he concentrated lightning flames into his fist as his trainer taught him while wondering what the fuck lead to this moment.

Two weeks ago...

Harrison blinked as he looked down at the packet of papers, he had picked up off his kitchen table, along with a letter, addressed to him. Shifting Lambo to his other arm, Harrison read the letter before feeling his eyebrow twitch as it basically explained that due to Lambo being the Bovino Boss's nephew and possible heir, he could only have guardianship of the five-year-old. What the hell does that mean? Is this Bovino person some CEO of some corporation or something? What the bloody hell?

The therapist shook his head before flipping through the papers seeing that it was a list of allergies, Lambo's medical record, and the guardianship papers. Along with a note about the pension, he will be getting for taking care of Lambo. Harrison blinked at the amount of money listed, "What will I need so much money for? It doesn't cost much to put him through preschool and since I have a job, living expenses are covered by my pay." Then, he remembered exactly how his office got destroyed, "Oh right, repairs for whatever Lambo destroys because his family thinks it's a good idea to give a five-year-old access to weapons of mass destruction." At that, the therapist made a mental note to take all of Lambo's weapons from him.

After signing the paperwork and living it on the table, Harrison took Lambo to the bathroom to get a bath. He would freak out about someone breaking into his house without setting off the alarm later, right now he was too tired. He was glad he bought clothes for Lambo before heading home. The child needed more clothes than a cow onesie considering he was five and was already outgrowing it.

Harrison felt his eye twitch as he stared in disbelief at the grenade he just pulled out of Lambo's hair as the kid giggled happily and splashed water everywhere. What? How... IS HIS HAIR SOME KIND OF INTERDIMENSIONAL POCKET!? How is this normal?! The older male wondered if it was too late to give Lambo back as he took candy, grenades, knives and A BAZOOKA REALLY! He mentally wept for his sanity while putting the items to the side to be stored in the closet as far out of Lambo's reach as possible. Though he had the oddest feeling this would not help.

And how right he was. Harrison felt the urge to pull his hair out as he chased Lambo around his apartment a few days later trying to get him ready for preschool, "Lambo Potter-Bovino! Young Man, you are going to school!"

Just as he was about to catch Lambo, the kid decided to start throwing grenades at him in order to avoid being caught. It ended with a crying Lambo, a very unamused Kyoya who was awoken from his nap, and a destroyed dining set. Along with an introduction to the Ten Year Bazooka since angry Kyoya scared Lambo by throwing a tonfa at him. Poor Harrison was rather confused as he looked at an older version of his charge, "L-Lambo?"

"Yare, hey Mamman," The teen sighed looking around the apartment before chuckling, "Been awhile since I've been at this old place. Guess my younger self-used the Ten Year Bazooka? Then again Kyo-nii was rather scary at that age."

The therapist stuttered and made flustered hand gestures, "How-what-whaaah?"

"Oh, yeah, you don't know yet," Teen Lambo chuckled softly, "Man, are you in for a surprise when Reborn finally tells you. Oh, have you meet Papa yet?"

"Papa?!" Harrison flushed and screeched causing Kyoya to huff, "Stop being herbivorous, carnivore."

"I see, so you haven't met him yet," Teen Lambo grinned sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck, "Well, right now, the future you should have younger me calmed down by now." Harrison blinked as he was suddenly hugged, "It's so good to see you like this again. I hate how sad you've been lately."

Before he could say anything, the older man found his arms full of a five-year-old Lambo, who was properly dressed in a cute sailor uniform and pouting. Harrison decided not to even ask as he kissed Lambo's forehead, "Let's get you to school, kiddo. I feel like it is going to be a long day."

Later that week, Harrison found himself chasing Lambo around the middle school as the preschooler had decided to come see his mama during lunch. Somehow this ended up with him on the rooftop witnessing Tsuna freak out because he embarrassed a little Chinese girl and she was apparently a ticking time bomb. Soon, Harrison was prying the child off of Tsuna and cooing gently as he rocked her gently calming her down while crooning gently in mandarin,

" 没有什么可以让孩子尴尬的,每个人都犯错误。"

It's alright there is nothing to be embarrassed about child, everyone makes mistakes.

He breathed a sigh of relief when the child calmed down before groaning as Lambo demanded to be picked up as well. Harrison then had to break up a fight between them while his students watched with a mixture of amusement and shock at how well the older man defused the situation literally. He swore he heard Tsuna mutter something to Reborn along the lines of, "Are you sure the man's not a Rain?"

Somehow he found himself with another child to take care of. Harrison did not mind, if anything he loved having kids to spoil, it reminded him of his pseudo nieces and nephews in England. Which reminded him, he needed to call Hermione and Ron later.

Last week…

The therapist wondered if he should be worried about the smirks on Tetsuya's and Kyoya's faces when he mentioned that he needed to find a house since his apartment was much too small to support how large his little family had gotten. Plus a little girl needed her own room according to Hermione after she got done ranting about him taking in more strays.

Now, as he looked at the large three-story house near Namimori Middle School, Harrison wondered if he should have put up more of a fight about looking for a house on his own. Seriously, this house is brand fucking new! He eyed the two teens with an unamused look, "I know for a fact this house wasn't here yesterday. How did you even get it built in a day?"

"We have our ways, Potter-sensei," Tetsuya hummed softly while Kyoya simply smirked, "The Disciplinary Committee simply wished to show their appreciation for all the hard work you have done for the school."

"More like Kyoya simply wanted an actual reason to stake a claim on a room," He muttered as he ushered the children inside, "Kyoya, I know you have your room picked out. You better go put up a sign so the kiddies don't go into it by accident."

Somehow this leads to him hosting Tsuna and his friend's study groups, also it leads to him finally learning about the Mafia. After nearly getting killed by a poisonous pizza to the face. Harrison hissed as he shook the sauce off his arm, "What the bloody hell lady!"

"Romeo, you're alive!" The pink haired delivery woman cried out as she somehow materialized two plates of disgusting looking food, "Poison cooking! Main Course!"

He swore as he dove backward to avoid the worm-ridden food, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"

"This is Bianchi, my fourth girlfriend," Reborn hummed while nesting in Harrison's messy bun, "She is also known as the Poison Scorpion. She is an assassin that specializes in killing her victims with her Poison Cooking. A rare talent that affects one in every one million humans."

"Assassin!" He swore diving to the side while using his pen to cut a cake in half. Harrison wasn't even going to question how he managed to do that and the weird crackling energy surrounding his hands, "How the hell did you start dating an assassin?!"

"I am the World's Greatest Hitman, all women I dated were assassins," Reborn hummed softly, "Most everyone in the Mafia is assassins."

"MAFIA?!" The therapist screeched as he picked up I-pin and Lambo while dodging to the side to keep them from being hit by a fuming pie.

"Yes, mafia. Your beloved student, Sawada, Tsunayoshi is going to be the Decimo of the Vongola Family," Reborn stated calmly as if Harrison wasn't being assaulted on his own lawn by a crazy lady with poisonous cooking.

Though he was glad the hitman finally decided to step in and sent the woman on a wild goose chase for eel. Even if it took Teen Lambo making an appearance and confusing Bianchi. Later, Harrison wondered if he should have just let her kill him with that wedding cake as he learned about the mafia and the fact that he had formed a bond with his student as one of Tsuna's elements and that Lambo also had a bond. And apparently, since the therapist could now almost access his Lightning flames, he would be getting a trainer of his own. Who would be arriving next week and was I-pin's beloved mentor. He wasn't sure if he should look forward to meeting this Fon or not.

This week...

"Ah, so, you are the one that has been taking care of my beloved student," a squeaky voice said startling Harrison as he looked up from his paperwork to find a child in a red robe, who looked oddly similar to Kyoya, "I wish to thank you for taking such good care of I-pin. Hopefully, with your care, she may be able to grow up with a normal childhood."

The therapist sighed while pushing up his glasses, having forgone his contacts today, "I will try my best but no promises as both of my charges are mafia brats and apparently, I will be inducted as well because of crackling green flames." Which caused Fon to chuckle into the sleeve of his robe, "I am guessing you are Fon, I-pin's mentor?"

"Yes," the miniature martial artist smiled nodding, "I am. I will also be your trainer, as Reborn has informed you." Harrison groaned softly, "I'm going to end up dead in a ditch because of that infuriating brat."

On top of having to deal with two rambunctious children, Harrison had for the last few days been trying to keep Kyoya from biting everything and everyone to death over every little thing because of the DC members being attacked at seeming random. Now Kyoya had disappeared and Tetsuya was becoming frantic trying to find him. And on top of all that he was going to be trained to join a mafia family. Harrison was starting to understand how Tsuna felt and why the boy looked close to pulling his hair out.

For the next three days, Harrison trained with Fon learning some mixed martial arts on top of better flame control and how to use his flames Hardening ability. Fon found it amusing the inventive ways his student used his flames, especially when it came to avoiding the Poison Scorpion. Making it hard for her to see him was rather ingenious.

The training was short lived when Tsuna interrupted one day frantically explaining that Kyoya was captured by an escaped mafia criminal who was attacking Namimori Students for whatever reason and they needed to go stop him and his gang on orders of the Ninth.

Which all lead to this moment, Harrison fighting what basically was a human hybrid while the rest of the boys went on to face Mukuro further in the abandoned amusement park. He would have let Takeshi take on Ken but the baseball player was still healing and he knew that it would be better if he went on ahead with Tsuna. The therapist growled loudly as he punched the dog-boy in the stomach with a fist covered in Lightning flames while hardening his fist to the point it was hard as steel. He rather cleverly called this move Steel Fist.

But his internal musing could wait till later, Harrison decided as he shot back away from Ken, who spat out the wolf teeth, it was time to get serious. The therapist gritted his teeth while taking off his jacket, "You know, I have had enough of all this fucking bullshit. Reborn can take this mafia crap and shove it up his tiny little arse. But right now, my beef isn't with that deranged hitman. No, it's with you and your fucking leader. You want to know why?"

Ken sneered while popping in his gorilla teeth, "Just shut up and die, pyon! KONG CHANNEL!"

Harrison cracked his knuckles and neck while continuing as he dodged a hairy fist, "Because you fuckers decided to mess with my students." Channeling flames into his next kick, he watched in satisfaction as it snapped the boy's head to the side, "And that is unforgivable."


Ken talked after some persuasion. The kid had it rough, he and his friends were used as experiments. Harrison could understand the need to get back at the bad guys.

No way in hell he would allow anything else bad to happen to those kids. Not even some creepy zombies with control issues.

The Vindice are weird mummies. Yeah, he so doesn't want to see that.

Ken and Harrison walk toward where Ken says his friends are. Just in time for Harry to put up a barrier to protect them from the undead.

Seriously how could anyone not know their dead it's so obvious. They literally look like walking mummies in top hats and overcoats. Using his newfound flame ability Harrison hides Ken and his two friends from sight and sound by putting them in their own bubbles of misdirection. Now the fun part.

"Tsuna gather your friends and leave." Harry ordered.

"You are not going anywhere till we have captured the fugitives." The mummy speaks.

"Unless you have credentials you have no say in it. I hardly doubt your real cops." Harry moves his hand forcing the air to gently push the kids out of the doors. His barrier keeping them contained for the moment. Ken knew to head toward his house Tsuna or Kyoya will show them the way. Now to exercise the pest.

"ैंग क्रीम क्रीम खिम खिम खिची खिची भूतनाथाय खिम खिम पहात" Harry chanted the Buddhist prayer to expel evil spirits. Good thing he volunteered at the Higurashi shrine while he was studying in Tokyo. Poor Kagome her illness suddenly took a turn for the worst. Harry wishes he could have gotten to know her better but the girl was always sick and then three years after her family thought she was better she died. Sota ended up marrying a young Priestess who knew how to charge the Ofuda. Harry could do it too and made sure to properly fortify his own house and the school against yokai.

The evil creatures opened a black portal using it to escape, not without vowing revenge against Harrison and his strange power.

You would think they'd know Japan is known for its fight against evil creatures. Live and let learn.


I'm working on Chapter 5, not done yet my hands can't put down what my mind want's them too just yet.