Thank you for reviews my lovelies (: A special thanks to Mara, my anon reviewer. Go buy yourself ice cream (:
Do I haveeeeee to say it? .there.
Welcome Back to Godbook!
Apollo's page!
Haiku of the day:
I am super hot,
But not 'cause I'm the sun god,
Just 'cause I am me.
Thank you.
Comments on Haiku of the day: (8)
Artemis: Wow, that was bad. 11:34 am
Apollo: Well, let's see YOU do one, sister. :P 11:35am
Artemis: Okay. I will:
I am a goddess;
A goddess of the hunters;
I will kick your We blocked out this offensive word with one syllable. Thank you! ~Server 11:36 am
Apollo: O.o where did THAT come from? 11:37 am
Athena: I believe Artemis's was, and will always be, better. 11:38 am
Apollo: THEN YOU MAKE ONE, OWL FACE! 11:39 am
Athena: Okay.
I am Athena,
I do not have an owl face;
I'm smarter than you. 11:40 am
Apollo: HMPH. 11:41 am
Tips on how to be HAWT!
HA! YOU CAN'T BE HOTTER THAN MEEEE!
But I'll still let you know some of my secrets.
1. Be a haiku MASTER!
2. Be the sun god!
3. Act all cool around the ladies.
4. Dress to impress, never less! OH! That would be a great middle haiku!
To be hot, you must:
Dress to impress, never less,
And act all aloof.
Let me see one of YOU write something better than THAT!
Comments on Tips on how to be HAWT: (8)
Athena: That was super weird.
That was very useless too.
I think you should stop. 11:42 am
Apollo: stop what, dear goddess? |: 11:43 am
Aphrodite: Just stop posting stuff! You'll make yourself look like an idiot! Who wants to be known as an idiot? 11:44 am
Hephaestus: Aphrodite, dear, you don't need to be worried about him being the idiot god. That position is already taken. 11:45 am
Aphrodite: By who? 11:46 am
Athena: whom, Aphrodite. 11:47
Aphrodite: There's a god named whom? 11:48 am
Zeus: oh…dear…11:49 am
Ways to get the girl: Un-Hades style!
Dress to impress, never less! (That's my new saying!)
Act aloof.
Be aloof.
Always complement her even if it's a total lie like: "You look so good!" when she's not wearing any makeup.
That is all.
Comments on Ways to get the girl: Un-…..(10)
Hades: That is insulting. 11:51 am
Zeus: Shut it brother. No one likes to hear you talk. 11:52 am
Poseidon: HAH! 11:53 am
Athena: Apollo! This is VERY offensive! I never wear makeup! Are you calling ME UGLY! 11:54 am
Apollo:…yes. 11:55 am
Athena: Apollo….11:56 am
Apollo has been disconnected, for Athena's over-yelling. He is expected to be back in about ten minutes after Athena has finished her ranting. Thank you! ~Server
Demeter: That can't be good. 11:59 am
Hades: Tell me about it! When you get disconnected by a woman ranting at you…an ugly thing. And I'm not talking about the disconnection. 12:00 pm
Demeter: Are you calling me ugly? 12:01 pm
Hades: NO! 12:02 pm
We have recovered some of Apollo's documents he was going to post today. Or at least they were in his 'Post Folder' folder. Thank you! ~Server.
I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD! I'M MADE OF PLASTIC! ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC? YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR AND TAKE ME EVERYWHERE! IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION! HEHEHEHE! Wait…did I really almost post that. Pssh. I won't now!
Comments for I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD! I'M MADE OF PLASTIC….:(6)
Artemis: O.o 12:04 pm
Poseidon: ….12:05 pm.
Hades: What the—We had to block out this offensive word. Thank you! ~Server. 12:06 pm
Demeter: I worry about your brother, Artemis. 12:07 pm
Artemis: we all do. Even I, 12:08 pm
Apollo is back one minute ahead of planned. Thank you! ~Server
Apollo: HOW DID THAT GET THERE? 12:09 pm
Song of the month:
Rolling in the Deep, ADELE, 21.
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL! ROLLING IN THE DEEP!
Comments for Song of the month: (9)
Aphrodite: I love that song! 12:10 pm
Athena: I like it as well. 12:11 pm
Artemis: What is it with these mortal women and their songs about men? 12:12 pm
Poseidon: Eh. It's okay. Better than most songs now…like that Bieber kid. 12:13 pm
Aphrodite: HEY! HE IS CUH-UTE! 12:14 pm.
Persephone: Guys, cut the kid some slack. At least he RESPECTS women and doesn't write about 'getting' with them like most male singers do. 12:15 pm
Hermes: Many people like the Beaver. I do not mind him. 12:17 pm
Ares: :P 12:18 pm
Apollo: I think that Justin Bieber will be successful. He's not the best singer in the world (that's cause I am) but he's definitely not the worst. 12:19 pm
Apollo has logged off, leaving this message/haiku.
I am super scared.
Do not offend Athena…
Or you will be scared.
~Apollo, the god who will take running lessons from Hermes in an attempt to avoid getting hurt when offending Athena.
THERE! Sorry it's sort, but the last one was super long for a godbook page. Up next…HERMES! Oh, and sorry about the random Barbie Girl moment….
To Lukeme the anon reviewer: Thanks for the suggestion! I literally fell backwards from laughing while reading your review! That made my day (:
To forever a mystry another anonymous reviewer: Yes! I'll do Artemis after Hermes!
SO, here's the lineup so far: Aphrodite, Athena, Hades, Apollo.
NEXT will be Hermes, Artemis, then Ares, and then Hephaestus. But Lukeme, wouldn't it be Hephaestus who got chucked off Olympus? Either way, your review made me laugh for, like, an hour.
