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'thoughts'
"speech"
'Demon thoughts'
"Demon speech"
"Foxes and summons talking"
'Foxes and summons thinking'
"Jutsus"
Final Fight
Recap
Naruto only pointed at the little kitsune and shrugged, "I helped out when I could, but I don't know what to call her and I want her to be in the same class with me."
Sarutobi sighed and nodded while thinking of what to call her when she said, "Um master my name is..."
"Asame," She the gave a slight bow before she heard Naruto sigh again.
'Master seems to make that sound a lot.' Asame thought before she felt Naruto lift her from her bowing position.
"What is it with you people and bowing?" Naruto then set the little kitsune on the only couch, which never seemed to get hurt, before he turned to the Hokage and said, "Why are you still here Old Man, don't you have some paperwork to try and incinerate?"
Sarutobi, who had been enjoying his time with Naruto, turned into a chibi version of himself with a rain cloud over his head, while in a corner, and started muttering about the evil that is paperwork.
After Sarutobi had finished his small mental breakdown, and Naruto had somehow cooked and eaten enough ramen to feed the entire village, they said their good byes before the Hokage left, and Naruto turned back towards the now named kitsune sitting on his seemingly immortal couch.
"Alright, its still early, but we need to sleep and I need to talk to Lady Kyuubi, so you go into the room down the hall, go to the dresser, and put on the only thing I own that could fit you. You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it." Naruto then went into the meditating position and quickly entered his mindscape.
'Master seems to lack all emotions, but I thought that humans were beings of extreme emotions, and how could he speak with the Queen?' Asame thought on this for a few seconds before shrugging and going to do as she was told, only to scream about two minutes later as a bright, orange light blinded her when she opened the dresser
'TOO BRIGHT!' Naruto could feel the pain of that sight even in his mind and felt...little, but he did feel something, "Lady Kyuubi, what happened and why are you hiding?"
When no answer came he went looking for the demoness and found her sitting in a room with a huge TV that seemed to be on a loop of his memory of Asame.
"If only I could have mated before that bastard forced me to attack this stupid village and get sealed, I would have been able to have memories like that too." Kyuubi wept as she felt the feeling that she might never feel the joy of motherhood.
"Lady Kyuubi, if you wish for them then leave and seek a mate, that would probably be the best thing for you to do." Naruto felt a slight pain at the thought of her not with him, but he ingorded it and watched as she thought about it.
"I would but I made a promise and we are bound by our word, at least until the one that we made the promise either dies, or releases us." Kyuubi was about to thank him for the thought when she felt the only thing truly holding her to him fall from her neck.
"I will not force you to be shamed any more than you have already by being sealed into a meager human, though I would ask your forgiveness for having kept you prisoner for so long, and I also release you from your oath to me." With that Naruto bowed to the Queen of the demons and kitsune before he faded out of his mind and waited for her to leave and never return.
When he felt that she was still inside the seal by choice he shrugged and walked to his room to find Asame on the floor frothing at the mouth at the sight of the jumpsuit that was now floating in the air.
"...How the hell is that happening?" Naruto then muttered to himself about how only weird things happened to him before going to bed and setting his alarm along the way while picking Asame up and depositing her on the other side of the bed.
"I wonder what will happen tomorrow...probable something weird if the past is anything to judge by."
With that he fell into a deep sleep, never noticing his new friend snuggling up him.
The Next Morning
Naruto awoke to three strange things.
One, he had two women lying on top of him.
Two, the younger looking of the to was unmistakably Asame.
Lastly, both they and he were naked and the blanket that he had on him was made of ten fox tails, with nine others from the older woman and two from Asame mixed in, that seemed to be attached to him.
With a twitching eye he sighed and tried to stand up without waking the two women that he could now swear looked like goddess sent to try and tempt him, and failing, only to fail...miserably.
"Naruto-kun, where do you think your...why dou you have ten tails?" The older looking woman asked while staring with envy and another emotion that he didn't knows.
"Naruto-sama why does this cloth on me feel like its constricting me?" Both Naruto and, thanks to now being fully awake, the now recognized Kyuubi sweat dropped at Asame who had on one of his bigger shits from when he was four.
Kyuubi, without thinking leaned over and cut the now far too small shirt off the young kitsune, exposing her to both Kyuubi's and Naruto's full gaze.
One was slightly turned on by the gorgeous body that seemed to rivial theirs, and the other just sighed and went out to grab some clothes for the kitsune girl that now appeared to be a early maturing thirteen year old girl.
'Great, Ino will finally have a new person to talk to when she is lonely.' Naruto thought while considering that fact that the only friend that was his age would now get to meet another friend.
Two Hours Later
Both Kyuubi and Asame where in the kitchen when Naruto returned with clothes for them, and a sword for Kyuubi.
What Naruto thought was odd however was the fact that both women refused to look him in the eyes and when he caught them looking his way while they dressed, they blushed heavily.
'Must be one of those weird girl things.' Naruto thought while before Kyuubi walked up to him and placed her hand on his stomach, right on the new seal, and disappeared from sight.
"If your wondering where I went then you need to stop..." "I know where you went Lady Kyuubi, but what I was wondering was why you went back into the seal?" Naruto could feel Kyuubi sweat-dropping in his head but decided that he would think on it later.
"Asame, its time to go to the academy." Asame was by his side in an instant, but she had changed into her fox form, while Naruto just thought about looking normal and the tails seemed to change into tattoos on his back, and his fox ears turned into human ears that were slightly pointed.
At the Academy
Naruto sat at the back of the class by a boy with what looked like a pineapple tied to the back of his head, who also seemed to like to sleep, wearing his ANBU mask, and petting Asame who had decided to lay in his lap, curled into a ball with her head snuggled into his stomach.
The only other person that even seemed slightly note worthy was the boy that had the Uchiha symbol on his clothes, and also seemed to be more like him in general attitude towards everything.
When Iruka came in Naruto and Itachi both just sighed, with Itachi just looking out the window and Naruto started slamming his head on the desk when the lectures started, he was never able to stand them.
When the lectures ended three hours later Naruto had somehow gotten out of his seat and put multiple whole in the wall at the very back of the room.
"NARUTO, sit down." Iruka then sweat-dropped as Naruto simply turned around, after having put the mask he had taken off when he had started on the wall, and sat down.
After having calmed the class and stopped Naruto Iruka ordered every one to to sparring area out side.
"Okay kids, I will match you up with someone and you will come up here and spar with them until I call the winner." Iruka then started calling the people out till he got to the last two.
"Uzumaki, Naruto versus Uchiha, Itachi." Naruto and Itachi both walked to the center of the stage and waited for Iruka to start the match.
"You should give up Naruto-kun, I truly do not wish to hurt you." Itachi said, which got every female in the class to look at him in awe, and a few older ones in lust.
Naruto's next words caused a shiver to run up everyone's spines, even Itachi, "There are few that could beat me until I actually feel the pain, and they do so by use of painfully sharp and/or sharp objects."
When the fight started only Iruka could keep up with the speed that the two boys were moving at, and he had to stop them when they were forced to pull kunai and shuriken out when they discovered that they were equally gifted in taijutsu.
"Enough, this match is a draw, alright everyone good job on the matches, leaders of the class standings will be told tomorrow."
With that they were let go to eat and do as they pleased till that afternoon.
With Naruto on the Roof
Naruto sat and watched the sky as he waited for lunch to be done.
As he waited he also kept up the awareness that he usually did, and talked to Asame, who had taken up residence on his lap again, and also mentally talked to Kyuubi.
Just when he thought that he would have some time to just rest in peace with the only being that could be considered to be his friends, Itachi appeared on the roof with his lunch box and stopped when he saw the boy from the spars.
"Hello Naruto-kun, I hope that the hits I landed did not hurt you too badly." Itachi said with genuine concern for the only other child, besides the lazy Shikamaru who seemed to be very intelligent.
"I told you not to worry about that, I barely felt you hardest hit, and I know that I could barely hit you half that hard Itachi-san." Naruto then picked Asame up and set her upon his head, which looked just like that Hana Inuzuka and her three pups, though they seemed to switch every now and then.
He then started to leave when Itachi asked, "Naruto-kun, have you eaten lunch? If not then I would be happy to share if you would provide me with some..." Itachi and Naruto's conversation was interrupted by two things.
For Itachi it was fangirls, that seemed to appear from nowhere (Seriously though, where they hell do they keep coming from?) and for Naruto it was a group of drunken villagers that seemed to be after him...again.
While Itachi was about to flee Naruto turned and faced everyone and began a set of handsigns for one of the six jutsus that he had learned when he had finally gotten into one of the ninja libraries, Ninja Art: Shattering Wave of Earth Jutsu.
The earth from the ground erupted around both Naruto and Itachi before staring to spread out, but when they were hidden from sight Naruto grabbed both Itachi and Asame, who had fallen to the ground, and used the Body Flicker Technique to get them both out of the area.
When they appeared in the school Naruto immediately let Itachi go and said, "You probable should leave, those that are after me rarely let up that easily and that is only when they are sober, those were not."
Itachi was about to comment and ask what he meant when three drunken jounin appeared.
"Damn, don't you ever feel the need to let me be?" Naruto's question was answered by the apparent leader saying, "Why don't ya less us worry abous thats little demons brat, now drop that cloney thingsy and we'll get this over with."
Itachi just sweat-dropped as Naruto sighed and seemed to be talking to himself, though he did hear something about 'dumb drunks', and even weirder was the part about 'him going to use monkey piss for something.
"Just out of the sake of me wanting to know, how much have you had to drink before..." Naruto then looked around and found the clock, "Eleven forty-five?"
That seemed to get the men to try and add up how much they had drank, causing the two boys to get massive sweat-drops when the men actually started using the chalkboards to help them.
"EVERYBODY FREEZE," came a voice that was very familiar to Naruto and apparently the man as well.
"We'll be back, and we wills know that answer too." This caused Naruto, Itachi, and the person from the doorway to, in that order, sigh, sweat-drop, and face-fall.
When the men had disappeared Naruto turned around to thank their savior, only to find that they had yet to pull their face from the whole they had made in the floor.
"Thank you..."
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