It has been a while since I last updated, but that is because I am lazy. Anywho, here is chapter 4. Hope you guys enjoy.

Chapter 4

The Tweedles and the Crow

AJ had been following Pinkfoxes for about an hour, once again believing they were lost. However, they finally came to a clearing with a sign. The sign was broken, but it did look like it said "Tea Party" and it was pointing to the left.

Pinkfoxes: Right then AJ Graves. It seems that this is as far as I will take you. That sign tells you where to go. You will find The Hatter at the tea party.

AJ: Really? You had me follow you for this long and now you are leaving me?

Pinkfoxes: Why of course! Honestly I am quite tired of walking around and I cannot be bothered keep showing you around. Later peep!

AJ watched with annoyance as Pinkfoxes just grinned at him and slowly faded into nothing. He then walked up to the broken sign. It seemed that the flowers all around the path were laughing at him. At this point AJ was pretty much used to the quirks of Wonderland…so he ignored it. At the same time he was slightly worried about how easily he became used to the place. Shrugging it off, he began to walk down the path. It wasn't long until he was stopped by two very familiar people. CaptainFluke and Ragegamingvideos were standing on two sides of the path holding halberds and wearing fat suits. They were also wearing propeller hats. CaptainFluke's had the name "TweedleDee" embroidered on it. Ragegamingvideos' had the name "TweedleDum" embroidered on it. They were both staring at AJ.

Fluke: Well look what we have here Rage.
Rage: Not Alice?
Fluke: Of course it's not Alice.

Rage: How lame is that?

Fluke: Incredibly.

AJ attempted to ignore them and walk by. However they lowered their halberds, blocking the way.

Rage: We were ordered by the Queen to let no one pass.

Fluke: Especially weird little strangers from out of Wonderland.

AJ looked at them and sighed, realizing that this was yet another annoyance he had to pass in order to get home.

AJ: I really need to get by guys.

Rage: Why?

AJ: Because I would like to talk to The Hatter and go home.

Fluke: Why?

AJ: Because as you said, I am not from Wonderland and I am not Alice.
Fluke and Rage: So?
Suddenly Fluke and Rage jumped back and glared at each other.
Fluke: What the hell man!? Why do you have to copy what I am saying!
Rage: I am NOT! You are copying what I am saying!
They began to circle around AJ with their halberds raised, glaring at each other.
Rage: Oh I will sooooo slice you up Fluke.
Fluke: Try me! I bet you wouldn't even dare!
Rage: I wouldn't dare? Watch me!
AJ watched at the two of them continued to throw empty threats at each other, circling around him like fools. Not really sure what to do, AJ let the entire situation play out. Rage made a lame attempt to swing his halberd at Fluke. All he really did was wobble the thing and almost hit AJ.

Fluke: S'at all you got Rage? How weak!
Rage: Oh yea? I didn't see you try any better!

Fluke swung his halberd really fast at Rage. However his aim was also off, and all he did was make himself spin with the force of the swing. AJ also had to dodge this attack because it was rather close to hitting him as well

AJ: Look guys! If you are going to fight, at least let me out of this stupid circle pit!
Fluke and Rage both stopped and looked at AJ.
Rage: Who asked you?
Fluke: What are you doing in the middle of our fight?
AJ: It isn't really much of a fight…
Fluke and Rage: Oh no he didn't!
They both glared at each other again.

Rage: Stop it man!
Fluke: I'm not even doing anything. YOU stop it!

The both of them began to circle again.

Rage: Oh I will soooo destroy you.
Fluke: Highly doubtful. Have you seen your attempts so far?

Rage: Well maybe if you stopped moving!
Fluke: How about you?

Rage: Dude, I will totally destroy you!
Rage once again swung at Fluke, completely missing and almost chopping off AJ's head.

AJ: Stop it! The only person you are going to destroy is me!

They both completely ignored AJ.

Fluke: Chin up Rage! You'll hit me one day!

As this strange battle was happening, AJ could only think of one thing. The TweedleDee and TweedleDum poem:

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

Agreed to have a battle;

For Tweedledum said Tweedledee

Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

Just then flew down a monstrous crow,

As black as a tar-barrel;

Which frightened both the heroes so,

They quite forgot their quarrel.

As if on cue someone fell from the sky. It was Evanz111! He was wearing a black shirt that read "I'm a Crow! Cawww!" and a pair of black jeans. He was also wearing fake black wings and a fake beak. He just got up from the ground and looked at Fluke and Rage.

Evanz: Hey guys, what's up!
Both Fluke and Rage stopped fighting and looked right at Evanz with fear.

Rage: Oh god he found us!

Fluke: How the hell?!
Fluke and Rage both looked at each other and shouted.
Fluke and Rage: RUN!
Fluke and Rage dropped their halberds and ran away into the forest. Evanz ran after them shouting.
Evanz: Hey guys! Wait for me! I want to hang out too!
The entire situation was extremely strange and annoying, not to mention life threatening. However, AJ once again just shrugged the entire thing off. He was really getting used to the randomness of Wonderland. Is this a good thing? AJ just sighed and continued down the path towards the tea party.

End of Chapter 4