It amazes me that stuff like this comes out of my brain. im having fun with this story. its fun terrorizing the organization. hmm i was gonna write somethin else but i forgot what it was lol. i havet those days alot


Chapter 4: Screws Are Loose

Its official. I belonged on the funny farm. I'd been having way too much fun with the roll of gauze. At the moment, I was pretending that I was a ninja. I had the sweatband, wristbands, ankle bands, and everything. I had even constructed shurikan out of the flimsy material. No one had visited me for over 2 hours. I was bored out of my friggen skull! George had disappeared somewhere and I was left to my own devices once again. At least my arm didn't hurt anymore. I wasn't sure about how the color was though. I wasn't brave enough to look.

"You are no match for me! Taste the fury of my pain inflicting feet!" I said in, what I hoped to be, a Japanese accent, at my opponent. AKA the sleeping mat. It mocked me with its silence.

"So you refuse to talk. Well aren't you just crafty! Well guess what! I'm crafty too! I am the craftiest of the craftiest! Your life is mine!" I threatened. I kicked it and it fell to the ground with a thump. I then proceeded to stomp on it.

"WHAT!" I yelled symbolizing my victory. To bad I didn't know someone was watching me make an ass of myself.

"What are you doing?" a new voice asked. I turned to see Mr. Pirate. Also known as Xigbar. I mentally shuddered. Well I'm just meeting everybody today I guess. At that moment, I was reminded of a comic strip about Xigbar that I had read on Photobucket. It was where he was trying to crack a walnut with his head…it was HILARIOUS! I started to giggle.

"Hey! Are you even listening?" he interrupted. He had been talking?

"Huh?"

"I said that Maleficent wants to see you." He said, looking at me with his one eye. Oh great. Just what I needed. I would talk to any other life form in this castle except her. I would even talk to Mansex…I mean….Xemnas even though he seems like an emotional twit.

"Pay attention!" Xigbar demanded. Was he talking again?

"What do you want?" I said in more of a statement than a question.

"For you to follow me to Maleficent." He replied.

'Ok you need to delay this as long as you can!' my mind thought.

'What do you suggest?'

"I donno! Start speaking in a different language. Anything so that you can postpone it!'

'How would speaking a different language help me?'

"JUST DO IT!'

'Ok ok! Shish!'

"Uhh…no comprende English." I spoke what I remembered of Spanish. OMG how could I have forgotten the word for English! Xigbar raised a brow.

"What?" He asked.

"Tu tengo un gato en tus pantalones!" I said. I'm sure he knows that he has a cat in his pants.

"Stop messing around and follow me." He said grabbing my wrist and dragging me out the door.

'You are so cruel!' I said to my inner self.

"What?'

"Oh yeah lets speak in a different language and stall! That worked real well!'

'Ok so it was a minor setback. Just be yourself around them. That'll be sure to scare them off.'

'Be myself? I can do that! BWAHHAHHAHAHA!'

'Steps back R-remember! I believe in you. Steps back again'

'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! cough cough HACK BWAHAHHHAAHAHAHa!'

'Runs away' Before I knew it, we were in the Grand Hall again. Maleficent was standing in the center watching as Xigbar and I approached.

"Leave us Xigbar." She said as we stopped. He nodded and left, while Maleficent walked towards me.

"How are you enjoying your stay here at Castle Oblivion?" she asked in an overly sweet voice.

"Oh it's a blast." I said sarcastically, giving her a cold stare. She chuckled evilly.

"I see that you know about us. I don't blame you for your reaction my dear." She said, keeping her yellow eyes on me. My eyes were permanently trained on her horned hat. Why the hell would you wear something like that? Well I guess it could be used for stabbing someone. But that would be quite a bend. Especially for her. I had just noticed that she was taller than me! That is something that I hadn't seen very much! I was used to having to look down to he people. Maleficent had to be at least 6'1"! I wonder how much of that was due to her hat though?

"Is there anything you need?" she asked. Why on earth was she being so accommodating? Something was up. I had a gut feeling to tread carefully around here.

"Yeah! Some answers!" I snapped. She slowly closed her eyes.

"I understand. Tell me your questions and I will answer them to my best ability." She said. What is with her! Why was she being…so…NICE! Was this really Maleficent? Did she loose half of her brain when she came back to life? But…since she was offering to answer my questions. I only had one at the moment.

"Why am I here?" I asked calmly.

"I figured that you would ask such a question…very well." Maleficent said staring at the ceiling. "You are a princess of heart.." WHAT! REWIND AND FREEZE! My jaw dropped. Maleficent chuckled darkly. Did I hear her right!

"Yes you are a princess of heart." She said waving her hand gracefully.

'Brain? Are you hearing this?'

'Be back in 5.'

'God dammit you quitter!' I yelled at my absent brain. This has to be a dream! Or I've finally lost all of my screws.

"Are you friggen serious?" I almost shrieked.

"Of course I am you fool! Would I lie?" She asked trying to seem innocent. Uh let me think about that…YES!

"No matter, but you truly are a princess of heart. But you are different than the rest. Instead of your heart being the purest of the pure, it has been veiled in a sheer coating of darkness." She explained. So wait…I'm a dark princess? You LIE!

"Liar!"

"Believe what you will, but you are a princess. Every so often, another princess appears that is different from the rest. And at the moment, that princess is you"

"How so?"

"That is for you to find out."

"How am I going to do that?" I asked. Maleficent shook her head slowly while quietly chuckling. She was defiantly scheming! Why does everyone in this game never tell you what you need and when you need it? It drives me crazy. But still...being a princess with a somewhat dark heart…no me gusta!

"Your abilities will awaken shortly. In the mean time, you should rest." Maleficent said returning to her hostess role. Curses upon her and her kin! I wanted answers NOW!

"What abilities?"

"I am unsure yet. All the princesses are different. In case you would like to research this on your own, there is a library on the 10th floor." The 10th floor! How many floors were in this place?

"So I can actually walk around the castle now?"

"For limited amounts of time. You are granted 3 hours each day to venture around the castle." Maleficent explained. Only 3 hours! Why don't they just attach a beeper to my ankle? Shish.

"How will I know when I can go out?"

"That is to your own discretion." She said. My, my, my aren't we trusting? I could stay out for 6 hours if I wanted.

"However, someone will escort you back to your room when time is up." She said. Wait…that doesn't make sense.

"That's not fair!" I complained loudly.

"I could send someone with you to watch you all the time." She suggested, clearly stating that I shouldn't push her any farther and that she was being generous enough as it was.

"I mean yes! It's perfectly fair! How will you know when my time is up?"

"I have my ways." She said looking at her talon-like fingernails. I thought about it for a while.

'Maybe she has like a crystal ball or something….I KNOW! She uses that talking mirror from the movie!'

'Thank you Captain Obvious.' My mind groaned. It would be rolling its eyes right now if it had any. Of course I had no idea if my hypothesis was true, but right now, it was all I could come up with and I was sticking to it.

'Be quite.' I growled back at it.

"Pleasant dreams princess." She mocked as she walked away. I narrowed my eyes.

'May she rot in hell with the mole people.' I thought evilly because I was going to be the one to put her there. I am evil…fear me. I glanced around the Grand Hall for a moment as the last time I never got to look at. I was instead being attacked by Heartless. The Grand Hall, as it turned out, wasn't that grand. Yes it was big but there was nothing truly special about it. There was an upper level. Nothing too special about that. Didn't really feel like climbing the stairs to get to it. The walls were a rich red. That was cool. I like red. Red is pretty. There were also large white pillars near the walls. There were also a few statues dotting the walls and corners as well. They lacked paintings though. Maybe I should paint them a picture. Or I could add my own statue to the collection. Yup me and my popsicle stick statues. Pipe cleaners work good too! Except they tend to stab you. But anyways. Being the crafty person that I am (I told you! I'm the craftiest of the craftiest), I decided that Maleficent's rule of only being able to go out for 3 hours, didn't apply till tomorrow. When ever tomorrow was. I had no idea what time it was. So I decided to walk around for a bit.


being crafty is fun. i can't say that i have never beaten up a mat. i did fight an excercise ball though. i lost. i dont even know if i translated those spanish sentances correctly. its been about 2 years since i had spanish