Disclaimer: I don't own the Transformers. Hasbro does.

The bunny I stole: 1. Starscream sings to torture his prisoners.


Jazz shuddered. The voice. That horrible voice. Starscream had come again. It was quite well known that Starscream's voice was bad enough to make the strongest of mechs shudder when he was talking, but singing? That was bad enough to shatter glass. Starscream knew it too. He seemed proud of the fact, and took pains to tailor the performance to the Autobot listening. For Hound he went louder. For Blaster, he chose the most annoying of songs, and for Jazz? He made sure be was both off key and off tune. Jazz hoped help was coming soon. He didn't think he could take much more of this.


While Mirage snuck Jazz out off the Decepticon brig, they happened to overhear the following conversation.


"So, are you going to Starscream's concert?"

"When have I ever missed one?"

"Very true."


This conversation caused quite a lot of turmoil once news of it reached the Ark.